This parody is dedicated to certain unnamed sites which can't seem to keep their downtime within estimates. And resemblance between this song and an actual website is purely coincidental.
A parody of Electric Light Orchestra's "Don't Bring Me Down"
I'm surfing 'round your little website to find
But what I see just drives me out of my mind
The site is down, no no no no no (ooo)
I try it again
But still the outcome's the same
The site is down
You said your upgrade takes an hour or two
But three days later we're still waiting for you
The site is down, no no no no no (ooo)
Your estimates suck
And leaving me out of luck
The site is down
The site is down, Fender
The site is down, Fender
The site is down, Fender
The site is down
All that I want is for a website that works
But all this downtime is the worst of your quirks
The site down, no no no no no (ooo)
Don't tell me it's fine
Then go and waste all my time
The site is down
You claim you're working all through the night
One of these days you're gonna get it right
The site is down, no no no no no (ooo)
The Second Coming will start
Before you finish this part
The site is down
The site is down, Fender
The site is down, Fender
The site is down, Fender
The site is down
Your toll free number has an answer machine
But there's no place at all for me to complain
The site is down, no no no no no no no no no (ooo)
You do not answer your phone
You're leaving me all alone
The site is down
You got me shaking got me running away
And yet I'm surfing back to you every day
The site is down, no no no no no (ooo)
Could you remind me once more
Just what your website is for?
The site is down, down, down, down, down, down
Your site is worthless to me
Just like my reality
The site is down
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12 years, 11 months ago
16 Feb 2012 05:29 CET
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