To Quote: "Transcript from an 'altercation' at Hustle Canyon piranha fields (transcribed several days ago)
Timid-Looking Shy Guy: A-a-a w-wand?
Mean-Spikey-Koopa: YES. A WAND you mask-wearing dingus! Somebody spotted it going by here!
Timid-Looking Shy Guy: B-but, I ain't s-seen any magikoo---
Mean-Spikey-Koopa: It's not one of THOSE stupid wands! It looks different!
Timid-Looking Shy Guy: W-w-well i-if it's v-valuable, they may have put it up for auction or lost it at the casi---W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
*Mean-Spikey-Koopa is now dangling said Shy Guy over the railing of the piranha fields. Piranha plants look like they haven't been fed by the takers yet*
Mean-Spikey-Koopa: Ok, I'm a crunch time here, so lets make this quick shall we? My information tells me that some YOSHI was carrying something past here. Mentions of a WAND were brought up. And apparently YOU watch this road every day looking for a quick coin. SO....ONE MORE TIME....WHERE DID THAT YOSHI GO?
*the piranha plants look rather frenzy at the idea of gulping down fresh(ish) Shy Guy*
Timid-Looking Shy Guy: Gah! Okokokokokokok!!! It WAS a Yoshi! Carrying a Koopa like you with a wahahahand!!!
Mean-Spikey-Koopa:....one like ME?
Timid-Looking Shy Guy: Eh didn't have a shellllll...!!!
Mean-Spikey-Koopa:....huh......
*At this point, the Mean-Spikey-Koopa apparently forgot to hold onto the Shy Guy, who plummeted over the railing*
Mean-Spikey-Koopa:....oh....crud. I needed directions.
Timid-Looking Shy Guy: tahahahah aaaaahahhhhh!!!!
*Apparently, the Shy Guy got lucky, and is seen running a gauntlet through the piranha plants, leaving a dirt cloud behind him as he runs for safety*
Mean-Spikey-Koopa: Oh good. Luck favored the idiot this time. And now, it'll favor the worthy heh heh heh.
*transcript of altercation written by Stilt Guy 6, reported to casino staff members for review*"
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