Little things like this happen when I hear words and phrases. You can say something like "pickle from the jar" and I'll think of "two or more people getting frisky in a kitchen and accidentally spilling brine on each other. Perversion ensues..."
I usually just write it down in my Book of Muse for later dates. Not as much now. I think I'll be posting them from now on. I mean after all, if the phrase can give me full scenes, then maybe someone might be inspired to bring it to life when I don't have the time. Enjoy.
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Now ask anyone that knows me, and they will tell you that I love Redwall. I find the stories very entertaining and the characters are very relatable. Even the not so good stories (and yeah there were a few) were still nicely written and had points that kept me going from chapter to chapter. Now you might ask why I have yet to play the naughty art game with this show. Granted I probably will while I read the new novel, but it mostly has to do with my overly developed romantic nature (quit laughing). I can’t picture the couples without cheesy rose petals fluttering around them. Yeah it’s a poor excuse, but I’m sticking with it until I can work up the courage to draw it all. But that hasn’t stopped me from thinking up a few fun crack pairings of the characters.
So here are a few of the pairs and why they work:
Vitch and Three-Claw: <Mattimeo> Yeah I know they weren’t around each other much in the book, but in the cartoon they were constantly side by side. Vitch was a general asshole to everyone, but he obeyed every time Three-Claw slapped him upside the head. I picture them as a basic bastard taking advantage of a little bastard pairing. Vitch is the little boy whore doing what he can to gain a foothold in the slave line. If he wasn’t bending over for Slagar, he was grinding on Three-Claw.
Martin and Abbess Germaine: <Mossflower> Oh what you thought he was going to stay pining for his dead love? Actually you’d be right. I figure these two hook up off and on during their time together building the abbey. Martin lived a hard life, and losing Rose the way he did would leave a large wound in his heart. Germaine acts as both a mother and shoulder to cry on as he heals from his wounds from Tsarmina. A few warm summer nights may well have these two talking and drifting to each other’s arms. If nothing more than simple comforts.
Songbreeze and Dannflor: <Marlfox> Oh you know these two got cozy after they returned the Tapestry. The build-up is right there and it irked me that you can’t even find a decent fanfic of these two.
Scarum and Furrel: <Triss> She knew the way to this hare’s heart is through his stomach, and she was a sucker for a well made compliment. True she took no sas when ther was work to be done in the kitchen, but Scarum could always depend on extra treats with his supper.
Rose and Martin: <Martin the Warrior> Oh like you didn’t know. Everyone thinks of them as a live pair, but I like to imagine them together haunting the red sandstone of the abbey. Drifting through the seasons as the Late Rose blooms. A symbol of their afterlife together. I told you I was a sappy romantic, but did you listen…. Nope.
Tsarmina and Fortunata: <Mossflower> The wildcat spoke and the fox obeyed. It’s that simple. Tsarmina would be a rough lover and willing to glide her claws into Fortunata’s skin to hear her moans of agony. Physician heal thyself.
Dotti and Bucko Bigbones: <Lord Broktree> I picture this young maid had turned the large mountain hare’s head at least once as they served the first Long Patrol. Just a passion thing, but I bet it was memorable.
Triss and Shogg: <Triss> Well those long nights in slave pens and then out in the harsh seas can make for interesting bed fellows I say. And when Shogg passed on, you could imagine Triss found some comfort in the arms of Burnby.
Kurda and Plugg Firetail: <Triss> *shrug* ah that fox did a lot of crap when drunk. All that arguing and promises of death could be seen as foreplay.
Mariel and Dandin: <Mariel of Redwall> Another obvious coupling, but I picture a little playful Gullwacker bondage added in for fun. Who gets tied up…. Well that’s for them to decide.
Basil and Constance: <Redwall> In the book they knew each other from way back, so who knows where their younger adventures could have lead.
Wild Ivy and Matthias/Cornflower: <Redwall TV Series> Throwing knives, role play, begging forgiveness…. Oh I have such a list for this.
Matthias and Warbeak: <Redwall> Strong ties of friendship can bloom interesting results.
I could probably come up with more, but its getting late and I have work in the morning. Have a good one folks.
