Little things like this happen when I hear words and phases. You can say something like "pickle from the jar" and I'll think of "two or more people getting frisky in a kitchen and accidentally spilling brine on each other. Perversion ensues..."
I usually just write it down in my Book of Muse for later dates. Not as much now. I think I'll be posting them from now on. I mean after all, if the phrase can give me full scenes, then maybe someone might be inspired to bring it to life when I don't have the time. Enjoy.
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This was my train of thought for the MLP part of the “Book of Muse Suggestions” journal. I figure these ideas are just too good to let them rot on paper. Maybe someone will give them a shot. Or at least make for some fun conversation.
MLP "Why the hell would you ship these two together?"
Sting / Morning Glory (Flutter Pony): I don’t rightly know except they spent the majority of the episodes together. Maybe it’s the soft naïve butterfly falling for the rough jaded bumble bee. It makes for good camp. Morning Glory is the devout pacifist. She would rather be friends then fight. Sting is a tough bee dressed like a bad biker (eye patch and everything). On the one hand I can see him being really rough with her. On the other hand, I can see those two sharing flights together with her leaving Sting in her cloud dust.
Result: Seeing Morning Glory trying to look “biker chick” would be a riot. And letting Sting’s multi arms wander around MG’s waif frame would be a tasty thought.
Surprise (Pegasus Pony) / Danny (Megan’s Brother): It’s been done to death I’m sure, but honestly they make a cute couple. They are both practical jokers, are constantly teaming up, and are amazingly clever when they put their heads together. It’s the style of their pranks that makes them different. While Surprise likes to go for sneak attacks to spook her friends, Danny is a techno joker. He likes to use gadgets to get a laugh.
Result: Surprise Butt Sex!! It takes on a whole new meaning no matter who is on the receiving end. And thinking of Danny being tickle tortured by Surprise’s feathers would be hawt.
Shady (Earth Bound) / Bush Woolies (all fur): Honestly it’s the only time you see her being comfortable in the series. If she wasn’t dealing with uncontrollable depression, she was smiling with the little fur colored tools. Especially Wishful. This would also explain why Baby Shady goes through several different base colors (Yeah I know it was probably an animation error, but let me work with it Damn you all.)
Result: It gives me an excuse to draw an orgy. I’m all for that.
Fizzy (unicorn) / Wind Whistler (Pegasus Pony): There is just something about opposites that just attract me. And you can’t get more opposing than these two. WW is Mr. Spock, and Fizzy is, in a word, “scattered”. Although I see Fizzy getting on Wind Whistler’s nerves, I also picture Wind Whistler being the “big sister with benefits” to Fizzy.
Results: I love the idea of driving an intellectual crazy with over eager cuties. Guess I watched one “Dexter’s Lab” too many.
Nightshade (Earth Bound Big Brother) / Baby Pony Trio <Heartthrob/Half Note/ Lofty>: Well this has my inner Michael Jackson fan rolling in a padded room. You can either have the girls actually boning the Singer in hopes of joining the band, or you can have them merely “enjoying” the music on the radio wishing they were with their idol.
Result: The latter idea could be a prequel to the actual episode itself. A bonus would be having Megan walk in on them on her way to tell the trio that she managed to score tickets. Imagine the look of surprise on her face.
Nightshade/ Aribus and Zeb: Because Yaoi is a hoot to draw sometimes, and let’s face it; it would explain a whole lot. Nightshade would have done anything to avoid loosing his own shadow. And Zeb would be just underhanded enough to take full advantage of it.
Result: Reading Genus: Male gives me really weird thoughts sometimes.
Shady/ Molly (Megan’s Sister): Ok so I was wrong earlier. Shady also seems sedated by young girls too. That or Molly has a thing for MILFs. I’m not sure. Molly seems to cling to both Shady and Baby Shady respectively. Acting as their voice of confidence.
Result: I smell a really kinky, totally taboo, “this is going to send me screaming to hell in an Easter basket” type of threesome….. And I encourage that.
Spike (Baby Dragon) / Princess Ponies: Spikes snarky attitude and lack of desire to follow commands would entice the princesses enough to get them to see who can get the playful dragon to obey first. And let’s face it; being a dragon, Spike is attracted to princesses. Its instinct.
Result: Could have lots of fun cosplay in this.
Gen 1 Spike / Purple Spike aka “NotSpike”: Its Dragon Rape… I mean Rage! No. I mean Rape. In every sense of the word. Gen1 Spike would take the new guy by the tail and ram some sense into his head. Not that the little kiss up didn’t have some redeeming qualities (he gave me a giggle I admit) but Spike is a dragon wanting to be a warrior. Eager to fight and still timid enough to get weak kneed. NotSpike was a servant, and his big threat didn’t involve flames and ketchup. It was “Be my princess or I’ll force myself into a coma.” He must get raped. It needs the testosterone injection.
Result: Sometimes rape can be funny.
Rarity (Unicorn)/ Pinkie Pie (Earth Bound): Well Rarity does seem fond of controlled chaos, and Pinkie is all about the giggle fits. I can see one trying to rein her in, while the other wants her to cut loose.
Result: Inappropriate use of streamers and measuring tape. PARTY CANNON!!!
Rainbow Dash (FiM Pegasus)/ Applejack (FiM Earth bound): The old married couple. Watch those two interact, and you will see that they were a couple long before it was cool. AJ knows Dash like the back of her hooves, and Dash knows all the buttons to press to get that workaholic to take a break.
Result: Hog tied and branded…. Nuff said.
Fluttershy (FiM Pegasus)/ Big Mac (FiM Earth Bound): It’s the quiet ones you got to watch out for. Fluttershy is a lovable recluse that farms adorable critters. Big Mac is the stoic gentle colt of down on the farm logic. Their relationship
would be a mix of single sentences and body language.
Result: These two probably have a fetish list a mile long. Darn quiet ones are always the kinkiest.
