A story about a Determined, funny, crazy, silly, wild, fun, sweet, caring, loving, talkative, kind, responsible with anything, brave, strong, smart, sexy, friendly, very sociable, girly lioness.
It was Friday in Africa, I was sitting in my tent reading a book about lions when I started to fall asleep.
30 minutes later, I woke up because I thought I heard a noise.
Suddenly, There was a roar coming from outside. I looked out my window and got so surprised. I saw a lioness walking through my campsite.
Then I saw the lioness walking towards my tent. She stopped, sat down and looked at me.
She gave me a sweet look, and she said "Hello" cheerfully. I was so surprised that she could talk. "What's your name?" asked the lioness. "Haley," I answered.
"It's nice to meet you, my name is Suzuki." said the lioness. She knew that I love lions because when she was here the day before, she saw me reading a book about lions.
She said that she came here the day before looking for someone to play with. Then, she said she has a husband and a grown-up daughter and they all live in a cave. It's big enough for her and her family. No human ever goes there because by law it's restricted. (The lions are why.)
Then she asked if I would like to come to live with them. I said "Yes." So we walked together across the savannah.
She giggled and said, "You and I are going to be really close friends, my family will love you, and I love you already."
Then we reached her cave, Her husband and daughter were there and they were as big as she was. She introduced me to her family. The lions nuzzled their heads against me one at a time. They loved having me live with them.
Every day we would play together, The next day, the lioness and I was playing. Suzuki looked at me and smiled. "Want to see my stink?" the lioness asked. I said "Yes." She turned around, her tail was waved next to me, her butt was in front of me. Then she released a fart, she started to peeing and pooping. Suzuki & I enjoyed every second of it. After she farted, she said, "Whew!" And smiled ecstatically. "That was a big one." Then Suzuki smelled her fart, she kept her ecstatic smile and said, "Pee-yew, that smells stinky, not only am I'm a pretty lioness in Africa, but I'm also a big beautiful stinker."
"You sure are," I said.
And I hugged Suzuki's butt. Every night, I would sleep with her, I would sleep in front of her chest fur, and she would close her arms around me like a gate, and she would put her down over, keeping me warm. "I love you, Suzuki," I said. "I love you too, Haley." said the lioness.
Have you ever had a lioness walking through your campsite? Wouldn't you just hate it if that happened? No? Then this cave is the right place to be.
