Well, here they are, the Pubescent Cyborg Sumo Bears From Alpha 9 in all their large and in charge glory! I feel it to be a crime to not strengthen their concept with just one thing about them. So, here goes!
The Origin Of The Sumo Bears (What Wanpaku tried to convey in the short amount of time he had): Considered to be the Malgrok of the Haya Belt, Alpha 9 is a planet inhabited by a bear-like race known as Kumasans. The main form of combat on this planet was Kuma (A martial art similar to Sumo). Practitioners of Kuma are called "Kumatori". This planet boasts being a planet where hunger is all but non-existent as they are world of plenty. On this planet live four young, promising...Aheh, I can't sugar-coat it, bear, these guys are a bunch of hopeless klutzes who were lucky enough to have passed their exam to being standard level Kumatori...And that's only because the guy running the dojo they were training in (Yoko's father) got tired of having to replace the toaster every two months. <i> How </i> hopeless? Let's just say those cybernetics AREN'T required equipment for being a Kumatori and leave it at that...Poor Azu lost his baby blues on a dare. <i> How </i> lucky? Well, one day, the four bros decided to have lunch at a new quadrant-side diner Wan heard about through his news feed. Meanwhile, back on Alpha 9, the sky turned an unusual Maroon color (The sky is normally Green). Just then the planet shrank and was taken into a small box by a raptor-looking figure who calls himself the "Collector King". A colony of Kumasan settlers (Who were conveniently running the aforementioned diner) informed the boys of the situation. As literally the only Kumatori who weren't on the planet at the time, the elder of the colony tasked them to chase after the Collector King and restore Alpha 9 to its rightful place on the Haya Belt. The boys in hot pursuit, of him, the Collector King shot their cruiser down onto the planet Earth. There, they crash-landed at a lakeside Sumo dojo in Bearsdale, Chicago where a wise old retired wrestler turned Gyoji named Hanzu Korazuma and his niece, Sashimi. They took the four in as it fell to Azu to repair their ride. Suddenly, it was learned that the Collector King decided to add the Earth to his collection. It's now up to them to prevent this from coming to pass...And, it's up to Yoko to keep his sanity among his flaky friends and keep them on task. Will the four Kumatori be enough to stop this madman and save their home? What outlandish hijinks will ensue along the way, how rediculous are the other enemies they will soon face? If this were a TV show, I'd tell you to tune in and find out.
Meet the Sumo Bears:
Yokozuna: Son of one of Alpha 9's most revered Kumatori and trained under the latter for the first 14 years of his life, Yoko is the leader of the team. His main focus is on the task at hand; To defeat the Collector King and bring peace back to his home. He carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. Of course, when said world is in the hands of a half-crazed planet-collecting raptor in a fancy robe, that's understandable.
Shiko: The muscle of the Sumo Bears, Shiks isn't the brightest bulb in the fridge. His heart's in the right place, but his help goes as well as you might expect from a six-foot tall, 300-pound polar bear in a mawashi. His philosophy, "If it ain't broke, it better not be in my way!".
Azukari: Azu is the generally quiet nerd of the group and the guy in charge of making the equipment for him and the other Bears to use in their missions. Being Yoko's best friend for years and the only other level-headed one on the team (Maybe even more so than Yoko himself), he is the de facto second-in-command.
Wanpaku: The Morale Expert (Which is a nice way of saying he's the flaky party animal) of the Bears. Along with being the group's bon vivant, he's also the foodie of the group. He has a compartment in his abdomen equipped with a Hammerspace Generator allowing him to carry various things within it, be it food, toys, games, bombs or even whatever Azu cooked up this week...Oh, and, he can fly.
Well, that about does it. DASUKOI, BABY!
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