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With thanks to WhitexXxKnight for his actual gift of Tabletop Simulator! Oh man, I played with it a little bit and it just brought back so many memories. I was -hugely- into D&D as a kid and haven't touched it in so very long. I myself (And KJ, by extension.) gave away all my D&D stuff to the local Goodwill long, long ago. I would love to get back into it again. SO many rules have changed now that it's on the 5th edition now. Holy cow. I was kind of the defacto Dungeon Master, so I developed a very quick method of making up character appearances on the fly, and when I made characters for ME... I would just always roll these giant-boobed bombshells. It started to become a running joke in my old group.

If you're a Dungeon Master who wouldn't mind helping a newbie learn the new rules, note me up :3 I could use an escape that's not video games. I'm way, way, WAY too shy around new people.

If you wanna see the rules I actually use to determine character appearance, they are as follows:
(For human sized characters only)

male rules:

step 1) Determine build (1D4)

1) Skinny 2) Average 3) Husky 4) Heavy

step 2) Determine size (1D4)

1) Short 2) Average 3) Tall 4) Huge

step 3) Determine height:

3D6 inches + height type (54/60/66/72)

step 3) Determine measurements (In inches)

Chest: 3D4 + build frame (30/34/38/42)
Waist: 2D8 + biuld frame (20/24/28/32)
Hips: 3D4 + build frame (28/32/36/40)
(REALLY Optional: Penis size--affected by size type. 1D4 inches + 4/4/5/6)


female rules:

step 1) Determine build (1D4)

1) Skinny 2) Normal 3) Curvy 4) Heavy

step 2) Determine size (1D4)

1) Short 2) Normal 3) Tall 4) Huge

step 3) Determine height:
3D6 inches + height type (52/58/64/70)

step 4) Determine measurements

Chest: 2D4 + build frame (26/30/34/38)
(Optional: determine breast cup size--1D6 for skinny, 1D8 for average, 2d6 for curvy, 2D8 for heavy. This represents the difference between the breast measurement and the ribcage. Just for your information, manufacturers stop at 11 inches, a K-cup. Anything bigger would have to be custom-made. 6 inches is a DD-cup.)
Waist: 2D6 + build frame (20/23/27/30)
Hips: 3D4 + build frame (30/34/38/42)

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Published: 5 years, 5 months ago
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XxSkyxX
5 years, 5 months ago
I'm a 5E dungeon master.
KinoJaggernov
5 years, 5 months ago
ree-hee-heeeeaalllyy.....
Stellerclive
5 years, 5 months ago
I've dabbled in 5th Ed mostly a shadowrun GM. But this is still funny.
LupinFrost
5 years, 5 months ago
could be worse. I made a Kender Wild Mage and my stat scores basically made him a walking time bomb for the absolute worst possible times. The friendly fire (AoE Explosion variety) was not widely appreciated by my team mates lol. Love this comic though. Keep em coming :D
KinoJaggernov
5 years, 5 months ago
There'll be other quickies, yes, to be sure ;3
Gudakin123
5 years, 5 months ago
Just saying the character looks like soraka from league of legends if she was just a little bit more horse-like.
KinoJaggernov
5 years, 5 months ago
That was part of the joke ;3 I call that version "Diabetes KJ" because she's just so sickeningly sweet.
Vawkis
5 years, 5 months ago
*snorts his drink laughing* Haha..ow..haaa
chefcheiro
5 years, 5 months ago
never play dnd before. but i do have tabletop simulator
GreenFur
5 years, 5 months ago
it mostly kept me out of trouble back in the day had to rematrix and entire dungon on the fly whenthe party was almost killed by a group of freekin kobolds! start them off with some easy XP...[ya know one hit dice monsters!]( they got THREE flights of arrows into the party before they figured out they were under attack!) AD&D was the BEST
--GF
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