I did not "steal" Red's bikini-mail, I merely claimed it after she abandoned it on the battle field. I for one am more surprised she was chasing me and not the person who was making off with her sword... Despite popular belief, I am still alive, and this is neither by dealings with the divine nor the infernal. It is a matter of simple physics: horses can't fit down rabbit holes.
Watching from afar after the fact, I was surprised to learn that Red knew survival leaf-into-cloths sewing, however, I also learned that she doesn't know how to identify poison ivy...
This commission was drawn by Jim Groat (Rabbi-Tom, crosslink) at MFM 15 2011. Red Shetland is his. Jim Groat drew all the interior art work for GURPS Bunnies and Burrows; this pic is a reference to page 24.