...by toddlers.
"Aw, crap! I thought my aunt was gonna bring my cool cousin Adelaide, but she told me Addy's in college now! She brought my dumb little baby cousin Melodee instead!"
"Melly's your cousin? If she's related, how come she's got different colored fur?"
"She's a black bear."
"Then what are you?"
"I'm a black bear, too."
"But you're not black like she is!"
"I'm a BROWN black bear. She's a black black bear."
"Wait, how many colors do black bears come in?"
"Well, there are white black bears, and even a few blue black bears, except they're more gray..."
"Then what the heck am I?"
"You're a brown bear."
"A brown black bear?"
"No, just a brown bear. You're adopted, remember?"
"This is confusing."
"Maybe to dumb babies like you, Byron..."
"Okay Elle, if you're so smart, why does your cousin act and sound different too?"
"Back when Woodlanders lived on Earth, we were raised by people. People come in different colors too, and some of us were raised by white people, and some of us were raised by black people."
"So?"
"Well, they acted kinda different. So Woodlanders act different depending on who took care of their great-great-grandparents. Mom says it's a sub-culture, and that we got the white one."
"So you're sayin' you're a white brown black bear, and Melodee is a black black black bear?"
"Now you're getting it!"
"I got a headache, is what I got."
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