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BIT Squad #14 - Smash Talk

Sonic GeneX:the Series-Short 4
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Keywords pokemon 80768, human 47528, mobian 9251, miles tails prower 6338, crossover 4040, action 2321, comedy 2123, fanfiction 1406, combat 695, saiyan 682, toad 396, sora 282, feraligatr 207, smash bros 171, goku 134, 2bit 48, 8bit the fox 13, vixy the fox 13, impa 8, q*bert 2
BIT Squad - Beyond the 4th Wall
Episode 14 - Smash Talk

2BIT & BIT Squad belong to... 2BIT.
GeneX & related characters belong to 2BIT.
Sonic the Hedgehog & related characters belong to SEGA.
Mario belongs to Nintendo.
Other characters belong to their respective owners.


"Alright, everybody!" 2BIT said with a big grin, "Another Smash Bros. is on the way! Master Hand is determining which people get the prestigious honor of joining the battle!" Most of BIT Squad was present for this meeting, and Gator raised his hand. "Think I can join this time? I've been training!" he grinned. "Uhh, 2BIT doesn't want our squad to join the battle. We're supposed to work behind the scenes and we don't need that publicity." Vixy said. 2BIT nodded. "Yeah, but it'd be nice if we could influence things like with the Smash Ballot. So, I'd like to know who all you're voting for if given the chance! Of course, hehe, you know I'd vote for Tails!" he smirked. "So, you don't think Tails can get in on his own merit?" Dusk pointed out, making 2BIT frown. Dogson stepped up and fist-bumped 2BIT. "I'm with ya, boss! I'll support Tails, too!" he said. "Suck up!" Gator shouted. "2BIT just votes Tails based on nostalgia, I guess..." Stripes chuckled. 2BIT crossed his arms. "Well, guys, who would you all vote for?" he asked. Gator frowned. "Baah, K. Rool's a stinky croc... Isn't there any gators besides me? Oooh! Feraligatr!!" he decided, making everyone roll their eyes. Vixy got a dreamy look as she thought about it. "Well, I could vote for Sora..." she blushed. Dusk frowned. "This is all pointless, and as such, I might as well go crazy and say Q*Bert." he shrugged. Cupie giggled. "Hehe, this is fun! How about Toad?" he smiled. There was a bit more eye rolling at that. Finally, it was Stripes' turn. "I'll go with Impa; Sometimes a bit of a middle-management type, but who can kick butt!" he smirked. 2BIT listened to this and shook his head. "You guys aren't taking this seriously. Feraligatr? Q*Bert?" he grumbled. "Wait a minute! Tails isn't even a fighter, what gives you the right to critisize!?" Vixy snapped. "He is so a fighter!" Dogson argued, "Just because he's not the strongest doesn't mean he doesn't qualify!" And so began the fighting.

"Impa literally kicks all your choices' butts!" Stripes shouted. "Pfft, who cares." Dusk sighed. "Hey! We gators won't be beat by none of you clowns!" Gator argued. "Sora beat Sephiroth!! Sephiroth!!" Vixy protested. "Non-canon!" Dogson retorted. "Do we have to fight, guys? It's just a game..." Dogson murmured. "Whadda you know, you picked Toad!" Gator scoffed. 2BIT frowned. "It's more than a game. Anyone picked for Smash gains more recognition than ever before. It can work wonders for their very existence. Just look at Pit...he came out of retirement after 25 years!" he pointed out. "Then we'd better settle your argument..." the group turned to see 8BIT waiting in the shadows. "We gotta change the locks to this office." Gator sighed. 8BIT chuckled. "Me, I want Goku in Smash. Just because it'd blow up the game. Anything could happen at that point....plus I'd like those wimps to feel real power..." he grinned. "You're nuts..." Stripes grunted. 8BIT smirked. "Well, why don't we put all this to the test? I have a stadium. Let's pit our picks against one another!" he sneered. 2BIT shrugged. "We can't. We have no version of Goku to add to such a battle." he said. 8BIT scoffed. "It's Smash Bros... We use phonies brought to life!"

Arriving at 8BIT's stadium, 2BIT and his dark side each took time to program the characters into the computer. Soon, the stadium transformed into Big Battlefield, and the competitors were formed! "Oooh...I want popcorn!" Cupie giggled. 2BIT turned to 8BIT. "This is my show, too, so none of that gore you like." he said. 8BIT grunted. "You're no fun." As the match began, Q*Bert was goofily hopping from platform to platform. "Huh...this is practically his stage." Dusk observed. Suddenly, Goku flew in and delivered a massive punch, sending Q*Bert skyrocketing into oblivion! "Well, that sucked..." Stripes sighed. 8BIT smirked. "Of course...Goku is the most OP character anywhere, barring his own universe. I look forward to seeing 2BIT suffer as he tears his little fox hero apart!" he said darkly. Seeing Q*Bert so easily dispatched, Impa, Sora and Tails nodded to one another, seeming to agree to work together. However, Feraligatr leapt into action first, attempting to chomp Impa with its powerful jaws! "Why am I not surprised Gator's pick isn't a team player?" Vixy growled. "Go, Feraligatr! Use Dragon Ascent!!" Gator shouted. The others glanced at him in utter stupefication, the idea that he'd know such an obscure move, but not how impossible it is for Feraligatr to use it perplexing them. Impa had blocked his attack with a shield, and then struck back with her massive sword, knocking the Pokemon away! Goku took advantage of her distraction and grabbed her from behind, pummeling her with several hard-hitting punches before throwing her backward! "Kamehamehaaaa!!" Goku then fired a colassal beam at Impa, knocking her out of the battle in a terrible explosion! "Why does leaving the border kill guys in Smash Bros. anyway?" Cupie asked, munching popcorn. "Must be lined with explosives." 2BIT mused. Sora began to race across the field using Sonic Blade, smacking both Goku and Feraligatr like Fox using his illusion side-B. Tails leapt over this and pointed an arm cannon down at the stunned Goku, hitting him with a blast that caused repeating damage for a moment! Feraligatr tried to grab Sora, but he zapped it with a thunder spell...which for some reason sent the Pokemon soaring off the field! "Hey!! Final Fantasy rules say lightning HEALS water guys!!" Gator complained. "Pokemon rules make more sense there..." Dogson stated. As Tails and Sora ran at Goku for the kill, the worn-out Saiyan suddenly picked up a fairy bottle and healed himself. "Hey!! No items!!" Stripes complained. 8BIT smirked. "It wouldn't be Goku without a sensou bean deus ex machina to ensure he wins." he stated. "Sora can still do this...Th-the keyblade beats everything!" Vixy stammered. "Give me strength!" Sora said, beginning to charge an attack. Goku soared at him, only for Tails to fly into his path and drop dummy rings onto him, stunning the all-powerful fighter! He then went into an aerial combo, spinning his tails to strike Goku over and over! However, Goku suddenly glowed gold, turning Super Saiyan! "Wait...f-final smash!?" 2BIT protested. "His final smash is some super-duper-supreme Saiyan form. This is normal for Goku." 8BIT cackled. Goku then grabbed Tails and looked ready to squeeze the life out of him, but Sora activated his attack! Several strong beams erupted from his keyblade and flew at Goku and Tails as Ragnarok was unleashed! Goku chose to simply throw Tails rather than pummel him, trying to flee the attack. However, Sora intercepted him with incredible speed and began to rapidly strike the Saiyan with his keyblade! "Ha ha! Sora can long-game any enemy into dust!" Vixy smirked. However, Goku soon broke out of the combo and gave Sora a swift one-two punch of his own, knocking the keyblade master to his doom! "...He always did have cruddy HP..." 2BIT sighed. Now, Goku turned back to Tails. The fox smirked from behind a wall of dummy rings and chu bombs that he'd tossed about. However, Goku simply started to fly at him! So, Tails flew up as well, footstool jumping off Goku's head to send him into the traps below! The spectators were tense as Tails and Goku stopped short, seeing a Smash Ball float by. They each rushed toward it, and it looked like Goku would get there first, but Tails tossed a boxing glove on a chain forward, breaking it first! He glowed, and blew a whistle, calling the Tornado to him! He hopped into the cockpit and flew at Goku... only for the Super Saiyan to smash the plane with a swift punch! "Heeey... final smashes are supposed to be invulnerable! You're cheating, 8BIT!" 2BIT snapped. Tails climbed out of the rubble to see Goku sneering over him. The fox gulped, but then smirked, picking up the broken engine like an item and launching it at Goku like a bullet bill! The impact sent him flying...and in a stunning explosion, Tails had beaten him! "YESS!! In your FACE, 8BIT!!" 2BIT shouted at the growling black fox. Suddenly, a familiar tune was played as a hammer started to swing. Turning, Tails was whacked and sent to his own defeat! Who should be holding the hammer but Toad! "I'm the best!" the mushroom cheered as a victory screen was displayed. Everyone stared blankly, except Cupie who began to clap. "Yay, I win!" he smiled. Dusk rolled his eyes. "Told you all this was pointless." he muttered. "Let's play Mario Kart next!" Gator suggested. "Dibs on Toad!" Vixy called out.

In the end, Smash Bros. is a game. Even demigods can have fun with it!

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by 2BIT
BIT Squad #13 - Easter Fools
BIT Squad 15 - Matrimony Interlude
No Smash Saturday journal this week; have a Smash themed BIT Squad instead!

I thought of reviving Deathbytes in the runup to Smash Switch but this is as close as we're gonna get.

The opinions of BIT Squad do not entirely match my own. I would not pick several of the characters the squad picked, really. Also I was gonna have Goku beat everybody but that ending wasn't funny. This is a comedy story.

Keywords
pokemon 80,768, human 47,528, mobian 9,251, miles tails prower 6,338, crossover 4,040, action 2,321, comedy 2,123, fanfiction 1,406, combat 695, saiyan 682, toad 396, sora 282, feraligatr 207, smash bros 171, goku 134, 2bit 48, 8bit the fox 13, vixy the fox 13, impa 8, q*bert 2
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Type: Writing - Document
Published: 7 months ago
Rating: Mature

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