BIT Squad - Beyond the 4th Wall
Episode 13 - Easter Fools
2BIT & BIT Squad belong to... 2BIT.
GeneX & related characters belong to 2BIT.
Sonic the Hedgehog & related characters belong to SEGA.
Mario belongs to Nintendo.
Other characters belong to their respective owners.
This is the tale of 6BIT, also known as Dusk. A tale of woe and gloom and doom. A dark tale so dismal that you'd best just stop reading right now. This is the story of how Dusk was buried alive. It was a calm day in Lavender Town, the freaky music had only caused nine instances of Lavender Syndrome and Ben also drowned...wait, that's Majora's Mask. At any rate, Dusk was there on a mission from 2BIT, to check into urban legends and creepypastas. Like the one about Slenderman. He's right behind you as you read this. Also, it was Easter. So they picked on Dusk because he was a bunny. "Geez, I can't hear the narration, but I get the feeling it's bad like a Fanfiction.net story today." Dusk sighed as he headed for Pokemon Tower. "Maybe there'll be some sense to the next part of this chapter...I wouldn't get my hopes up though, reader. I'm pretty sure I spotted Sonic.exe out the corner of my eye." he shuddered. "Woooo, do you know da wae??" a bug-eyed Gastly said, freaking Dusk out. "That's it. This isn't even Halloween. I'm out of here!" he shouted, heading for the exit. But when he got there, he suddenly found himself in the buried alive room.
"Oh, shoot! How'd this even happen!? I haven't even gotten in any battles! I don't have any Pokemon, even!" he stammered in panic, looking around for an exit. Out of nowhere, Master Xehenort from Kingdom Hearts appeared. "Welcome... You shall be one of my vessels, rabbit...and together we will rule Zootopia!" he sneered. Dusk stared at him. "Gator...are you behind this nonsense?" he murmured. Gator appeared in the room, too. "Gator is also Xehenort... You are Xehenort, I am Xehenort... Everyone is XEHENORT!!" he declared, his eyes a sinister yellow. Dusk sighed and backed up. "At least as Xehenort I'll have some power over stuff..." he sighed. Suddenly, Xehenort was knocked out by a FALCON PUUUUNCH!! "Show me your moves!!" Captain Falcon declared. Dusk scratched his head. "Wait... Am I in Smash? That would almost make sense of this nonsense....so I guess probably not." he sighed. 8BIT walked up behind him dressed like Freddy Kreuger. "Noo, this is a dream, boy... Do you know da wae?" he cackled. Dusk was about to lose it and scream when the lights went out.
"APRIL FOOLS!!" When the lights came on, Dusk was in the Dream Temple. 2BIT, Gator and Dogson were snickering at Dusk while the Dream King as Shadow Tails sat with an annoyed look in his eye. "My temple is not a toy..." the Dream King grumbled. Dusk growled softly. "You put me through that ridiculuous nonsense for a JOKE!?" he growled. "Well, we knew you wouldn't wanna do an Easter special!" Dogson grinned. Dusk shuddered, but then smirked. "Oh, wouldn't I?" he said, stepping over to the Dream King and whispering something to him. The bunny and Shadow Tails started walking away...just as giant Easter eggs started tumbling into the room, crushing 2BIT, Dogson and Gator! "Nooo!! But I am Xehenort!!" Gator wailed. 2BIT groaned and tried to get up from under the giant colored egg. "Gaaah... What, you can't take a yolk? ...Urrgh... Bad pun... Choking to death on it!!" Then, 2BIT died and met Ben, who drowned.
...April Fools!
...We're not sure if any part of this thing is canon at all... o_O
Happy Easter, too!
