Theodore Buxton: So the idea is, you scratch the card to reveal the name of an Olympic event. If Team USA wins a medal in that event, you win a free food item; a Teddy Burger for gold, an order of fries for silver, and a beverage or dessert for bronze.
Dr. Katt: Mmm, tasty. However, you gotta keep in mind that this ain't a "just for fun" gig. You've got debts to pay off, remember?
Theodore Buxton: I had that in mind when I thought of it, Doc, which is why I chose only events that Bolsheviks never lose.
Dr. Katt: [cackles] Wicked!
Second-Best: Hong Kong Press per request.
Dr. Katt: Thanks. [reading] USSR boycotts Games, USA to participate unopposed. How does this affect the sweepstakes?
Second-Best: [calculates figures] Mr. Buxton personally stands to lose $44 million. [Buxton gasps, faints]