Normally I would get reeeaal close at the tree and nitpick the finer details, since I'm a habitually pedantic tree decoration critic. But today, gosh darnit, I think the situation is clear even without an exhaustive inspection. There's simply no way another tree could survive this level of decorative intensity.
Normally I would get reeeaal close at the tree and nitpick the finer details, since I'm a habitually
