8BIT's DeathBytes! - Kirby Vs. Jigglypuff
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Disclaimer: Any battle could end any way, depending on the writer. Don't ever take deathmatch stories or videos as gospel.
8BIT, a black fox from the spaces between dimensions, is a being who represents all that is dark and depraved. Bored, he has constructed an impressive stadium, able to change its shape and form to accomodate all types of epic battles. To sate his thirst for bloodshed, he creates doppelgangers of warriors from across the multiverse, pitting them against each other in no holds barred struggles to the death!
He would use the real deals, but his not-so-evil counterpart, 2BIT, would never permit it. Not to mention, the possibilities for rematches and other battles with the same heroes rises if he can simply duplicate said hero from the data of the original.
Much like with Pikachu, this starts with an apple. Two pink puff balls find a single apple in an open field. Kirby and Jigglypuff, our fighters for today, both go to pick it up. Kirby yanks it towards him. Jigglypuff yanks it towards her. They exchange glares. The apple is set down. They don't really speak, so talking it out is out of the question. It's time for a fight!
Jigglypuff kicks things off by double slapping Kirby...again and again! The pink star warrior stumbles back after a bit, but quickly rights himself and angrily yells "Puyo!" Whatever that means. He then opens his mouth, trying to inhale Jigglypuff with a great suction force! The Pokemon is able to jump and float safely out of range. Then, once Kirby seems out of breath, she drops down and bashes him with a pound attack! Now, Kirby's getting mad!
Kirby does a sliding kick, knocking Jigglypuff back, and then he looks around, spotting blocks with stars on them in the area. Rushing over, Kirby begins to inhale them! However, Jigglypuff takes advantage of his distraction and starts...singing? "Jiiiigglypuff! Jigglyyyyypuff!!" Her voice is quite soothing, and Kirby finds himself nodding off. He puts on a nightcap and becomes Sleep Kirby, snoring calmly while Jigglypuff finishes singing. She glances at him with a smirk, heading over to take him out so the apple can be all hers. She begins to charge a rollout attack, planning to steamroll him into the dirt! Kirby begins to stir as Jigglypuff charges, but it's too late! He is pummeled by her rollout, sending him flying!
Kirby floats out of reach now that he's airborne, forcing Jigglypuff to roll around uselessly until she stops, puffing up angrily. She decides to try singing again. Kirby can't let that happen! Dropping next to her, Kirby puffs an air blast at Jigglypuff, stunning her before he turns to suck up the blocks! He begins spitting star-shaped projectiles at the Pokemon as she scrambles to evade them, only to get smacked around! Angry, Jigglypuff holds up a pink stone as Kirby stops hitting her. She plans to finish this now!
Performing a little dance, Jigglypuff charges energy for her Z move. She begins flitting about, ready to assault Kirby with Twinkle Tackle! Kirby scrambles around, hoping to dodge it. As Jigglypuff comes zooming at him, Kirby does the only thing left for him to do. He inhales like his life depends on it, looking to devour his opponent rather than get fairy-blasted to death! As Jigglypuff charges at him, she is pulled in faster by the suction. Kirby widens his mouth, looking to contain the Pokemon... Unable to change course, Jigglypuff flies into Kirby's mouth! The star warrior is pushed back far as she flies inside him, but soon the dust clears...and Kirby swallows. "Puyo..." Jigglypuff...is gone. Lost to the void of Kirby's mighty stomach. Now for that apple...
8BIT scratches his head. "Was that supposed to happen? Shouldn't he have transformed and ejected her..." he asked himself. "...Wait, that's Smash Bros. Hmm... I should reengineer Kirby to eject opponents for future matches, though... This seems like a cheap way to win." he sighed. He seems clearly disappointed with such a bloodless outcome...
Match End!
