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Just a picture to show what the game might look like.

Redneck Longbow is an M.E.T.A.L type Dating Sim Text Adventure with pictures based on the romance of a friend of mine and their partner.

M.E.T.A.L means Mouth, Eyes, Trunk, Arms and Legs. Basically Talk, Examine, Inventory, Grab and Walk.

I went for an open plan look. Most DSEG's tend to clutter the screen with info.

Things like energy, hunger, toilet needs, hygiene, money, time, achievements and options are viewed in a menu you can look at by clicking your character like a real DSEG.

Oh and progress is achievement based, not from having a certain amount of stats.

I think I'll do Dream Mode. It should be easy.
Dream Mode for those that don't know it is when your character is asleep you get to go around doing things and nothing you do has any consequences when you wake up. You know, like a dream.

If I put minigames in it they are going to be real simple. None of this Monopoly stuff or Poker I see people doing.

It's not an RPG so there's no combat, stats or equipment.

It's not really a puzzle game either, it's just for fun so there's nothing too complicated to do to see the scenes.

It's more of a collectathon. You gotta try and find all the scenes. When you've seen one you can look at it through the menu whenever you like.

It's going to have a password based save system. The password is going to be a wall of text but you can cut and paste it into a text file. That way you don't lose progress when you clear your browser history. There's a lot of stuff to do so I suggest you use it because you don't want to start again.

There'll be options for content preferences too so if there's something you don't like you can switch it off.
The achievements are sorted out into sets of content so you know how much you've done compared to other people without having to allow stuff you don't like.

It's a dating game so there's only a few places you can go like the Movie Theater, Restaurant, Amusement Park, regular Park, etc. If you want more I'm taking requests but you can't just name them you have to explain them a little like what you would do there.

Dying and getting arrested are possible but they are Game Overs. I don't want to go into THAT much detail. It's not a superhero comic thing.

At the moment there's only the two characters romancing. I might add their friends but they wont be playable. Let's not forget what we came here for 8P

The house itself has a Hallway, Dining Room, Kitchen, Bedroom and Bathroom and then there's the Garden. All have things you can do there even if it's just getting clean or getting fed.

You can text your friends on the phone, take pictures and use some online things like shopping for specific things but I'm not going too deep into the internet thing and social networks babble.

There will be a game machine and TV but it's not going to have too much detail about the shows or games. It's the romance that's important.

You can get married but at the moment there's no end game so it doesn't change anything. At the moment the game time is only meant to be over a few days. I can make it so that they are together forever but then I need more daily stuff like work and shopping for food and I don't really wanna do that.

No change of clothes at the moment but I don't see why not. The only problem is that I'd have to change every time they appeared so I think I might only do it for special events.

The text is going to be Courier New because I can tell exactly how many letters you can fit on a line that way.

At the moment I'm just using a normal page system. If someone could tell me how to work the automatic loading thing that would be great.

EDIT (2017-05-18 21:27 GMT)

Clothes changed to suit dress up feature. Unable to keep shading and shadows now.

EDIT (2017-05-20 01:28 GMT)

Heads at 80% to match adult head size. looks weird.

EDIT (2017-06-02 01:00 GMT)

New 2D vector backdrops for Sammu's House interior courtesy of
TheCreepingGecko
TheCreepingGecko
. Something similar planned for other locations. Images from top to bottom: Lounge, Kitchen, Bathroom and 2 Bedrooms, one will be the master bedroom and the other the guest bedroom but which is up to the player. Characters will now be standing above the dialogue box too so you don't miss any of the sexy action. Backdrop now pans left to right and up and down depending on where characters are on screen.

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JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
Looks and sounds very simple. Nothing like Monsterville at all.

It certainly looks more spacious but that sounds like a lot of stuff for a character menu. You could easily lose track of stuff.

Are you going to do the shadow effects for all the sprites? That seems like a mammoth task.

The dialogue box looks nice and big compared to the small writing so you're not going to have any trouble cutting it to make room.

One big question I have is "Is Max required to wear clothes in this universe?" because I am wearing clothes here.

The Beach is another good location for romance. Lot's of things to do there: Volley Ball, Picnic, Sunbathing, Paddling In The Sea, Rock Pool Fishing, Seashell Collecting, etc.

Are you going to change the character's head size? Because I look like a child at this height. And on that topic are there any cheat codes like Big Head Mode or Talk Like A Pirate?

I'd love it to have a longer time period. A few days isn't nearly long enough.

Content based achievements is a good idea considering what Max wants in the game.

Only 2 characters is good. You don't want the mess Monsterville became. But I'd still like our friends to cameo. If only they just stand around and don't say much.

I'd love to see how you tackle Dream Mode. Is it going to be nonsensical or will it just be the same as normal but forget changes?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
Yes. Keep It Simple Stupid.

It's not a lot of things in the character menu because there's a lot of space so you can just glance at the stats real easy.

I'm gonna start without the shadows but if anyone wants to help me that would be great.

Nice big spacious box because I talk too much and can't summarize.

I think it would be better if Max wore clothes. There's already sprites for that so it'll be easy.

I didn't mention it but I already have plans for the beach. Didn't think of rock pool fishing though. 8P

Yeah I think I'll change the head size. Smaller heads looks weird but it looks like Nom is doing illegal things.

Talk like a pirate mode for the win! It's a pity it will be really hard to do. I might just make it in one part of the game.

Yeah. A lot of people are saying it's not long enough. I'll see what I can do about work and grocery shopping.

The content option thing is great. Don't want to scare away everyone.

I can have our friends on the phone if that helps? Do they really need to be there in person?

Oh nonsensical dream mode always. I like to catch people off guard with it making sense for a while and then going wrong.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
I seriously think you should step it up from a date on the weekend to us two living together. If you're going to have marriage in it then it only makes sense and how many achievements can you get in that small amount of time anyway?

I think maybe just texting our friends might be enough. Mostly I just want dialogue so there's no reason for their body sprites to be in the game.

Nonsensical dream mode for the win!

If you're making it page by page then talking modes will be hard but since you're changing the head size anyway why not Big Head Mode?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I guess the heads are going to be separate sprites anyway for expressions and such. I could do all kinds of messing around with that. I had planned your friends would have portraits as avatars. Since their heads are in the game now you could do a head swap.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
Now you're talking
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I want to see if you can guess the code yourself. I wont say what it is.
See you tomorrow Jay. Going to bed now.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
Dang it. I missed her.

If you're still there Cookie can you tell me what content you're going to put in the game?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
I assume enough to make you happy
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
sexy
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I hope
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
to be specific there is a lot of vore, gore and scat for you. that's why there's a contewnt switch system.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
he'll certainly enjoy that
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i will
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
vore I can handle and maybe a little scat but gore is a no-no to me
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
vore i can handle but i'm sick of it. gore is okay if it's done right otherwise it's rather disgusting. scat is just really disgusting to me.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well that's why we have switches
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
well it's Cookie so for a start there has to be full on gay sex
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
she likes slime stuff so how is that going to work?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm sure she'll find a way
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
clean up on isle 4
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah i'm having ideas how it might work now
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
am I in your sexy dreams?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
liar
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i can't win!
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
then enjoy the faggotry
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
okay but elsewhere
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
Jaxsom forum?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you mean topic?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
nope. is forum now
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well i guess i should be glad of the popularity
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
it will never end
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
see you there
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
noms in the sexy dreams jay doesn't tell us about
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
boy i wish i would tell myself about the sexy dreams i have because i didn't know i had them
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
you two can't keep away from each other
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
on the contrary i am actively trying to avoid max. max is the one following me
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
yes but you stick around when he turns up
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
wasn't it you who was arguing that you weren't going to let someone dictate your posts on a thread?
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
spooge spill on isle 4
MiaMon
7 years, 6 months ago
actually that's a much easier kind of messy
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
food stuff mess of course silly
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
why not both?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
now you're getting it
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
better yet how about symbolism at the dairy isle
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
lots of gay sex yes
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
yui!
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
thanks cooks
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
speaking off. which positions do you want?
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
Marsprite Rejection?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I thought that
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
close
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
XVGMT?
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
i bet
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
shit. now I have to change it
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i knew it
Kokonotsu
7 years, 6 months ago
leave it in!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
better yet make it a troll cheat
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
good idea.
so what's the cheat that works?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i might as well just say because if you look through this to find it you deserve it.
PLUNDER
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
except this is right at the top
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
then make padding
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
the way we talk, that wont be difficult
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
This sounds awesome
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
I know. Can you imagine the chaos this would cause?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
Okapi scandal part 2! lol XD
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
Oh heck I didn't think of that
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
hehe cool. i'll enjoy this fallout
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
if it's going to cause trouble I'll just not include Okapi in that
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i think that would be best for now
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
duh
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
no head swap anymore.
was too complicated with the other stuff too.
and didn't really add anything to the mix.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
what about possession?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
doable as long as only one body and soul on screen at the same time
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
which friends are in this?
just the Trondash canon ones or the internet folk?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
both actually. even though they aren't in the same canon. the game is kinda a canon to itself.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah it's Jaxsom canon
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
whatever that is
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
wet dreams ftw
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
kinda the idea i think
MiaMon
7 years, 6 months ago
will that be touched on i wonder?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
especially with a sleep over mmm
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
knock yourself out
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
this is likely to be a fetish touched on in the game
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
sleeping over or knocking yourself out?
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
why not both
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
agre3e
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
okay ora. if you say so
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
with a dick half might height i'm sure it wont take much to knock me out with max around
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
this game is going to be great! X3
RubberJohn
7 years, 6 months ago
lol I can see it unfold
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
knock myself out, nom sleeps during the day, guess we'll have a sleep over
RubberJohn
7 years, 6 months ago
makes sense. nom's way more active at bedtime
Kokonotsu
7 years, 6 months ago
and of boyt what us cats get up to
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
thanks for the idea jay
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I would love that to be a legitimate plot point
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
sounds about right
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
what? the penis?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i imagine that will be touched on quite a lot in Cookie's fanworks
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
i hope so 8d
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
oh yes XD
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
no.
first the wet then the dream
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
how does that work as a guy exactly?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
sex noob
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
oh yes
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
i love bakanoyume
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
oh hey that's actually a thing
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
but it's creepy pasta
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
so that's what it's called.
it's called a drug trip sequence over here.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
typical. japanese have messed up dream sequences, americans are on drugs.
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
isn't big head mode like normal head size in this game?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
no it's bigger so it doesn't look like kids
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
about double the size of the adult head size
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
(160%)
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
Yes. I'm not a kiddie diddler.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
Which is surprising considering all the other stuff you like
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I'm a creep not a freak
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
shame
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
fuck off pedo
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
simmer down blue
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you need to grow some balls jay.
well.. bigger than your..
okay point taken.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
as long as you're quiet i'm okay
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
dons ballgag
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that's not going to work. we tried this before.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
hangs self
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
cuts rope.
not this shit again.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
if you really hated me you wouldn't save me
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'd save anyone
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I bet you wouldn't
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you would certainly not be my first choice to save
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you cut me deep
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i was trying not to
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
gagging

on sexy banter
MiaMon
7 years, 6 months ago
i think they're cute together 93
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
me too. I'm so happy they really do love each other and it's not just a trick
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
excuse me. did i actually say that?
just because i'm going along with it.
I admitted I'm gay, I became a furry, I don't remember saying I'm in love.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you gotta be the most love blind person in the world
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you are just deluded
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
jay is literally a fucking idiot
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
better than being a sex maniac
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
no it's not
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I agree ora
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
jay still doesn't know his own feelings
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
why is everyone telling me how i feel?
surely i should know.
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
but you don't.
that's why we have to tell you.
can't you see you're flirting?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
but i'm not. i'm just being a nice guy.
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
don't!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
oh sure that would be YOUR advice
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
jay you are so in love
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
i think this Jaxsom thing has gone on too long.
can we talk about something else please?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yes please
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
should have let them swing jay
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
curse me i'm too nice
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
nom will probably like that because of the arm off
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
meh. seen it tooo many times
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
now now ladies
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you tell em
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
jay's okay with me. beans is a nosy bitch
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
to be fair you tend to say offense stuff because it's your interest.
beans says offensive things just to be a bitch.
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
and i say offensive things because you're all idiots
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no you're just a self-entitled bitch
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
the cat has claw!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm in a mood i am rarely in
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
aroused?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
looks down.
not yet at least.
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
gotta agree.
beans nose is too long
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
like Pinocchio?
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
because they are a guy. just think about it. it makes sense.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
but you know they are not. you are trying to cause trouble aren't you?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
jay don't social good
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
who has death as a fetish
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
okay he's a freak but not that kind of freak
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
how is murder better than pedophilia?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
because the children have to live with the horrors of being abused
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
better than being dead
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
let's agree to disagree
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
no way. pedophilia is the worst. wht the hell are you smoking ora?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
yes pedophilia is horrible
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
agree
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah. don't be freakisht.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
freaks are people too
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
long live fraks yeah!
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
freak justice!
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
thanks johnny. I have standards
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
do you?! 8O
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
lol
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
with a kid as your avatar and a boyfriend who's oc is less than 3ft tall
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i wasn't short when he started fancying me.
he's also had that or similar avatars since he was a kid.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
cmon ora you know their love is innocent
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
fuck you ora trying to start shit
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you tell em
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
sex at the grocery shop i want
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
work makes more sense
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
do both
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
she'll probably do both
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah probably.
nice
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
who the hell do you think I am?
of course there'll be sex at the grocery store.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
lol
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
testing the fruit
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
grabbing a self serve
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
this is why we call you a tease jay
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well if it's going to be the only thing i do for weeks on end i might as well have fun with it
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
is nom the 'it' you're referring to?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no i was referring to Jaxsom in general.
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
you don't get sarcasm do you?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no. it's a serious problem f mine
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
i don't even...
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
clearly jay
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
i think the it was nom and he's embarrassed
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
believe what you want. not like you're gonna listen to me anyway.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
that's the spirit johnny
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
lol get a room you two
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no i'm done. one snide remark here and there is all i can muster.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
serves self
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
can i get that with rice?
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
cookie's not just a pervert. she's a super pervert
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I am )-}
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
do you want that in Jaxsom or with yourself irl beans?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
lol
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
the bigger box is great.
don't want to hurt my clicking finger trying to get through walls of text
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
doesn't really help much. can't have more than one character talk in the same page so...
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
the way you talk it's a nightmare
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
i love the Jaxsom banter tennis match.
but i think you could write it longer for the game.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that's the plan. basically summarize everything into one speech rather than saying a snippet and waiting for a response.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
it'll never work
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i don't think so either
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
it's better than not
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
aw John wants to spend time with me
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
In the game Max
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
aw. Chat me pls.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
Not today Max
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
aw (TT^TT)
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
twice a day is enough max geez
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
we didn't even do it once
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you must be rape blind or something
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you seem to think rape is consensual
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you didn't even try to stop me
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i said stop. was that not enough?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
your lips said not but your dick said yes
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
don't assume my dick's preferences
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
it was pretty crystal
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you've clearly never seen my dick
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
now that made me giggle a bit
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well now you're satisfied can you just leave content?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
ok. kinda tired now anyway
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
dick tickle
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
Maxwell giggled at the sight of jay's dick
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
with anticipation. 8 inches and that's legit.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
yep. most everybody i've ever slept with only had 6
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
it's about 50% of males that have 6 inch penises so i'm not surprised
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
50%? that explains a lot
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
jay you are literally the 1% if it's 8 inches
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i have literal big bones and EDS. they're genetic disorders. people with both tend to have larger penises. It is very rare yes.
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
they also die in their 40's from heart problems
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yes but i've been tested and i don't have the heart thing that does that.
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
you're either very lucky or a liar
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
well he has picnic attacks
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i think you mean panic attacks
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
lol typed too fast on phone
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
curse you yogi bear! >(
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
nooooooooooooo.
that means jay has only 10 years to live!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i sure hope not
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
what the fuck?!
is jay gonna die?
8O
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
noooooo! don't die on me jay! (TTcTT)
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
he's right about the hyper-mobility and big bones.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
i think if jay really did get his dick out nom would die from blood loss from his nose
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
lol. probably
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
it would be a nice way to die
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
jay's dick likes pretty crystals?
now i must make crstal pony ocs.
no wait! Stephen universe! OMG!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i've never seen that show
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
is it garnet? she's pretty manly
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
there are men you know. and no i'm not attracted to anyone from that show.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
gasp!
it's breaking bad!
that explains the drugs!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
never seen that show
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
rape is consensual when you keep coming back for more
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
he keeps coming back. i'm just standing my ground.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you know you don't have to
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
if he wants to stand maybe max can go on all fours
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
liar. you two have been bouncing off each other for weeks
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
mei.
i guess you're right.
i enjoy our little conversations.
just wish i could take a breath.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
but i'm horny all the time
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
nom is fucking jay to death
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
feels like it
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
TMI
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
not what i meant
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
bull
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
whatever jay
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
no he's fucking me to death
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
be more romantic max. jay likes that
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well i would prefer it if i can't turn you away
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
you may have raging tents for each other but heavy kissing will be a much better start
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
stop it. i want him to be romantic.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
just think of his lips jay or his eye
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
and max keep your eyes on my nose.
cwudn
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
just watch your nose finger around that eye hole
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uwcDg6yq41s/hqdefault.jpg
Kokonotsu
7 years, 6 months ago
hey do this in the game cookie
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
already have something similar i think you'll like
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
it's skullfuck isn't it?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
duh
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
let's just say it's head gone very wrong
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
jay you're telling them all my plans (O\A/O)
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
there's prolly a lot more where that came from
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
me or jenny?
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
we know
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
tbh he's been good for a few days
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
oh my goodness.
sexy Jaxsom volley ball!
jay could you put lotion on my back.
it's too much!
http://pa1.narvii.com/5917/1429885042606ea7f7d79b09b2a...
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
ikr omg
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
hope you like the results
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
yay he's talking to me.
I sure hope so
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm talking to both of you really but moreso max because he's been nice for a while
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I can be reall nice
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
not for long it seems
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
okay i'll try
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i wish
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
as the genie of the ballsack I grant you your wish
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
good now don't feed the trolls
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
not unless you're hungry BuckingOrc
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
an orc is not a troll. it's a zombie. blizzard and tolkin are stupid.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
MiaMon
7 years, 6 months ago
an orc isn't a troll but a Hamlin is and that's where you get the Orc in your name.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
serve XD
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it's ohlong, not jottun
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i have no idea what you're talking about
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
porc not orcneas
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
lol i actually know what jay is talking about with the orc
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i aint secret handshaking you
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
good idea jay. her hands are prolly sticky
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
took me a sec to realize what you meant. ew
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
lolo
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
i can be nice. now let's talk about ballsacks
MiaMon
7 years, 6 months ago
i know right
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
they are so much alike
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
seriously. how?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm the absinthe to his sugar water
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
so jay is cockroach from men in black?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no thanks. there's enough vore of me
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
actually i agree
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
nooooooooooooooooooo~
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it's been weeks. move on
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
nevaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
there is not enough vore of johnny
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
is the galaxy on nom's belt?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
metaphorically speaking
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
well there's certainly a black hole lol XD
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
don't think i need reminding of that
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
yep but i'm sure nom will try
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I will sophie
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
you are both dicks
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
thanks
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
don't you mean they both have dicks?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well if we are dicks then that is also true
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
aw. you do have eqach other ^w^
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
unfortunately. it's a gift i never asked for
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
you didn't say it was a curse
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
stop over-analyzing everything i say
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
it's always nice to talk about ballsacks
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
not for me
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
then let's talk about them more
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
saw that coming
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
oh so you're okay talking about it then lol
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
testicles are cute
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
gotta admit. it's more attractive to me than vaginas.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
agree
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
you see beans max knows jay likes ballsacks
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
weird because i didn't
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
so you do now?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah. weird
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
can I send you pictures?
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
i have many balls to show you
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
nom is the genie of the ballsack.
would you be shocked if i said i wasn't surprised?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
but why is it not the butt?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
because i stabbed the butt genie to death fuxwim
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
cwud
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
and this is not flirting is it?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
oh come on that was funny
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
max. some advice.
jay likes you but he's not ready to sleep with you yet.
take it slow and you'll be in his pants sooner than you think.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
just take it slow max. worry about my pants later.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
we already know it doesn't fit in there. you can stop staring now max
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
max his eyes are up here.
nvm so is his dick now.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
lol XD.
the wonders of hyperism
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
hey max my eyes are back here
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm gonna use that line dave
MiaMon
7 years, 6 months ago
what are you defining as nice?!
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
good pint
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
not beans
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
lol yes! Xd
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
low standards
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm still talking to maxi aint i?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I'm just your lowly shit
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
why are you MY lowly shit?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
because you ate me earlier
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
sometimes you can be really cruel jay. you're lucky max understands you
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
actually i did feel kinda guilty about that post but i felt it would be more awkward to apologize.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well you don't say sorry a lot
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
actually he spent at least 20 years deciding who to have a relationship with when he had literally hundreds of options.
I'd say he's pretty picky.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i am
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
so were you saying your standards are high because then..
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
here's you chance jay
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well actually i kinda meant to say it was low for the joke but i also kinda meant it was high.
i am very tired and not making much sense right now.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
makes sense to me.
you were joking about it being less but you really meant more in your heart.
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
nice assisted save
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
nono that's what i meant. usagi hit it on the button.
honestly i meant that. not trying to worm out of it.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
because we know jay would totally put max down
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I'm not sure. he's been very odd this week
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
can't you tell he's got the hots for him?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i can't
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
we know
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
jay flutters eyelashes furiously
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm not flirting
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
yes you are
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well break it down so i can avoid doing it
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
so I did.
hope you learn from this
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i think i might be
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I told you you were
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
where is it coming from?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
there's this round thing between your legs
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
hi
Tyranid
7 years, 6 months ago
lol
RubberJohn
7 years, 6 months ago
also I'd hardly call it round
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i think she meant just the balls
Kokonotsu
7 years, 6 months ago
zorb wants ctf
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
there will be balls and pokes
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
oh hey. please explain 8}
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
there's a monster battle reference
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
is it just a reference or do you go full turn-based battle?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
no minigame but maybe a multiple choice
MiaMon
7 years, 6 months ago
can't wait
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I'm imagining it.
volley ball game already planned.
it's not a minigame but it's multiple choice with sexy consequences.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
kinda like the old phone in games that uses to be on tv.
move left / move right.
that's it.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
that's esay but it's boring
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well it's kinda like that but there's more options. it is turn based though
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
what do you do for the other players?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
just silhouettes
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that's probably a good idea. i don't want extra personalities to complicate things
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I can still make a couple of unique ones just for variety
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that's okay. they'll only by one sprite each
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
could just about work
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
bathing suits will fall
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
or be stripped off
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well obvious
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
who strips who though (-w-!)
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
the way people are talking i'm not even sure my 8 inch will fit in my shorts made for a 3ft tall midget
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I hope not
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no maxi. you'll have to settle for 4 iches
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
well it's what you do with it that counts and 4 inches is still good. 3 inches and I woul;d be like noway
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
jay is tall in his shortness
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm certainly tall in my shorts at least
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
for max
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
in the game at least
Kokonotsu
7 years, 6 months ago
how are you going to pack it all in
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it changes size
Kokonotsu
7 years, 6 months ago
I guess I should have expected that *facepalm*
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
people with big dicks when erect have tiny dicks when not
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
hope for me yet
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
yes koko. escpecially as that's what happens IN REAL LIFE also
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i don't think they get quite so big in real life
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
do your balls shrink too because they will not fit
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
sammu is really short. he gonna die!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i have a mean headbutt serve
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
and max uses his famulous tail?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
probably
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I prefer my feet
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
sexplications
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I hope johnny has a foot fetish
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
oh he will do
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that's not how fetishes work. you don't just acquire them.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
maxi does have nice feet
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you don't acquire them but you're already there. it's like fate
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
are you somehow hypnotizing me or something?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
well I tried before. who says I wont try again.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
could it be that jay has a foot fetish and it' never come to light because he hasn't found the right feet yet
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
dream on cooks
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
it's very popular. it would be a cool thing to get into.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i like hands better
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
close enough. there's hope for you yet X3
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
he's definitely going to be a foot fetishist.
i see them all say the same thing at the start.
Tyranid
7 years, 6 months ago
agree
RubberJohn
7 years, 6 months ago
well I hope so. I can see how he might have though he didn't have any fetish for years that way
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm barefoot most of the day you know
Kokonotsu
7 years, 6 months ago
like your huge-ass hairy feet are attractive
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
see. this guy --^^ gets it
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
what about paws?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
paws are nice and anything very cartoony and unrealistic
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
you are so a paw fetishist
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
and you waste that receiving head
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i don't want to destroy it
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
how considerate
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
rutting is also a bad idea with the barbs and all
Kokonotsu
7 years, 6 months ago
no. thrust on. slide off
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
just try that when you have long grab-able ears
Kokonotsu
7 years, 6 months ago
or the horns even
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
his horns are too small to grab in the heat of the moment.
ears are best.
I should know.
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
wouldn't that be extremely painful and likely to cause damage
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
it's a fantasy dave
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
says the person who denied the horns on account of practicality lol
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
fair
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that's worse. they can pull it back
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm sure goats have a leathery mouth
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
as long as the lotion rubbing turns to sex and not vore i'm okay with it
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you can select what content you want.
if you don't want vore, gore or scat you can switch them off.
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
yes but will she make normie sex in everything or will we just get like one sex scene
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
she's not mon. she prefers normie stuff
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
yay for me 8d
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
enjoy the slime fetish stuff. she never said anything about a filter for that
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I'm sure she will.
I wanna be slime
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
beans is slime. you're adorable
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
pats head
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i second that
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
wears craptop
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
not that kind of pat
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
prepare to be slime maxie
RubberJohn
7 years, 6 months ago
mmm yummy
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
well jay does have a 16 inch dick
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
never said anything about his balls?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
well we know he's not a pencil dick
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
yes there is big balls
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
ah good 8d
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
the balls will likely be twice the width of the rod.
so that's 8 inches across but 16 from my perspective.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that's the entire scrotum btw
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i reckon that would be 4 inches across.
8 inch from my perspective.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
penis: 32 inches long and 8 inches thick.
scrot: 16 inches.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
i want this scene with vore
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well you're in luck
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
yay! X3
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
oil lube
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
that'll work
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
somebody is wearing a bikini
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
it's probably you
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it's easy to adapt the underwear. it can be both of us.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
it's a deal! X3
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well that's in jenny's hands now
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
true
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
even i know that's an old cliche maxi
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
it may be used but it's good
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i just don't get why eating people is so popular
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you need to feel a person's warmth
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well...
that explains a lot
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
i gotta hand it to you.
you ask all the right questions.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
that's because he's experienced
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
not sure if joking
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
*facepalm*
i was being sarcastic
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
oh
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
aw you're so dumb and loveable.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
bottom buddies love each other very much
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I'm the base. he's the tower
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
like the earth swallows them up
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
let's just see how it goes mmm 8d
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well i am 16 inches
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
you're 32 now
RubberJohn
7 years, 6 months ago
why can't we keep the heads as they are?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
because it looks like pedophilia
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
it's true. jay is less that 3ft tall
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
now they look like the hulk
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
it still looks a little off but it can pass for adults now
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
Aw no fair.
No zombie fiction. No prison fiction. No sexy dress up. No sexy combat. No sexy board games.
This isn't very much like a Jaxsom fic at all.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
She might still do them but I think she should work on the bare bones of the game first don't you think?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
No she's not going to do it. I know it.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
Well she didn't exactly say no. What she said was that she didn't want to do entire state changes so it might still be in the game somewhere as just 1 scene.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
good enough for me XP
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm hoping
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
exactly. I don't want a state change but a script is okay
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
so how many states are there now?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well considering location, deformation and outfit don't count for any of them it's only a handful really.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
technically it's all code so none at all.
MiaMon
7 years, 6 months ago
gotta agree on death and undeath fictions.
if she can't do that she's not really doing it right.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
yes but then the sprites change permanent.
meet me half way.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
as scripts and not state changes it should be fine.
vampires don't need state changes.
certain things like disembowelment, bruising and minor cuts add sprites as overlays so you don't need an extra character sprite
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
isn't that just as hard work as having the extra sprites anyway?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
not when you can share it between both characters and have 50 free layers to work with
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
well there are 8 body parts and 10 clothing items + 2 for inlays (coats) for each character.
so that's 20 x 2 which is 40 of those 50
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
except there's 17 hud layers and only the 1 background layer now.
so 40 + 18 is 58 of 100.
that still leaves 42 spare layers.
slightly less when you compensate for underlays.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
no room to screw around now sorry. amputations, bisections and decapitations only.
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
since the head is separate anyway beheading should be easy too
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
treu
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
hey. then we can swap heads
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
sure. that actually sounds interesting plot-wise
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
i know what you're thinking about
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
good because i don't
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I think she got me by mistake
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well our heads are switched
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
lol
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
XD
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I think it would round your characters a bit more if nom was more reserved and sam was more out there
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i think that's just who we are
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well i'm gonna do a mind swap later
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
got to have a blak eye thing and nose bleed
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
yep
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that makes sense
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
of course
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
no lost teeth though
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
oh no that's really easy to do
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
actually there's too many layers so unless all their teeth are gone you got nothing.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
want sexy Jaxsom vampires
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
jenny's already on it
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
yay X3
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
what do you take me for lol
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
should have really expected it from someone of the guu crew
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
oh and so much more
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
second
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well i'm working with cookie to fix that but it's difficult to modify the body because it means making a lot more sprites.
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
amputation is a must.
make it a priority
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it is a lot harder than you think. depending on what you cut off it can be many sprites
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
head, hands, feet.., what else is there?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
being cut in half vertically causes a problem because it means we have to double the head, chest and leg sprites. also limbs can be cut off as well as hands and feet. Cut in half horizontally isn't an issue though as we need two parts for the clothes anyway.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I can do without the vertical cut and i'll have stumps over hands and feet cut off if it comes to it.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
i think that would be a good starting point
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
why is it a problem with the states in there?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
because we'd have too many parallel states to keep track of that's all.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
how many states are there already?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well think about it. assuming the cuts are along the limbs, waist, neck and tail that makes the following pieces.
-
Head, Chest, Pelvis, Left Arm, Right Arm, Left Leg, Right Leg and Tail.
-
Assuming we can't remove the head and must have the connecting part like torso to arm then it's
-
- Head
- Head and Chest with either arm, both or neither (4 states)
- And then the previous forms each with Pelvis and either leg, both or neither (4 x 4 = 16 states)
- And then the previous plus Tail (another 16 states)
-
That makes 16 + 16 + 4 + 1 which equals 37 states. That's why any added complications have to be avoided.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
it doesn't have to be either arm or leg.
-
- head (1)
- head & chest (3)
- head, chest and pelvis (3x3)
- plus tail (3x3)
-
9 + 9 + 3 + 1 = 22
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
still that's 22
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
what's wrong with just the 8 body parts?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I think you're over-thinking it
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i guess. we could copy over the backdrops instead to compensate and that would free it up.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
that's what I said at the start (\\c//)
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well i didn't think he wanted that much detail at the time
RubberJohn
7 years, 6 months ago
so are events location based?
'cause that seems like the more sensible option now
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yep. they are now
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
so items only work in certain locations?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
yes but it's obvious.
food in the kitchen, nothing inappropriate in public, etc.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
-toiletries in the bathroom, pillows in the bedroom..,
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
popcorn in the movie theatre...
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
oh no not again
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
probably go with nom's in a box.
jay's wang would stick out of the top.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I agree
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I want one of us a sexy pillow
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
i prefer daki makura to having limbs chopped off but i goes i'm a limbless ball so i have no room to talk here do i?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
pillow talk 24/7 ftw
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
cwud
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
if jay gets his way that makes sense cause max has said nothing but sexy banter for weeeks
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I'm a naughty baby
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i bet you were
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
well you knew him when he was 8.
how was he then?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
a lot less pervy but about the same level of pushiness
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i guess you really didn't get to know him that well back then
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it can be you. i'm short enough already.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
yet again jay wears the pants in this relationship. literally lol
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i hardly get the chance to make any decisions. what are you talking about? seriously
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i'll be your little pillow baby
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
at last you're under my control! >)
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
but I'm a bad baby
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
but you're a good boy
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I'm not a boy anymore. I'm a brat
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
aw don't ruin it
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
second
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah max stop being such a baby lol
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm sure jay'll put him in his place
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
holy shit that's really a thing.
fuck you internet! X(
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
it's creeperadorable
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i think i've become desensitized to it
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
max is turning you.
how many hypno vids have you seen?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
how would i know if they hypnotize me?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
but then he'd be the same size as you anyway.
if he fell on you you'd be trapped undreneath.
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
no sexy dress up?
no thanks
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm working to fix that now
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
you win this round
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
well at the moment the gore is states but the clothes are layers.
seems like a lot of effort to put gore in if you ask me.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it's for maxie
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
i guess but you don't have to do it all in one game
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
not maxes philosophy
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
well if it's impossible. screw him
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
no way. screw you. this is a game for me and jay.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
it's more than that. this is for hungry perverts everywher
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
but I'm a hungry pervert
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it wouldn't be true Jaxsom without a bit of gore and don't tell me what Jaxsom is because it's meant to be shipping between us and that's the interest of one of us and i would gladly let nom use my character that way so it's 100% canon.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
no. now you're arguing about the meme versus real life and you say you're not a couple
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
johnny you are my hero! love ya! X3
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm not trying to be anyone's hero. i'm just saying i don't want anyone treated unfairly. if you read something out of that i'll suffer the consequences.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
because you love him
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well i don't hate him
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you are bad at double negatives
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
his reverse psychology is terrible
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
just admit you love him already! I'm on my third pair of pants!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
lol no. get more pants
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I do have a lot of pants for just an occasion like this
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
he's turning sagi
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
- "seems like a lot of effort"
- and his response to that was.
- "it's for maxie"

- I don't think we need any more evidence about how cute a couple they are
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
aw true
Tyranid
7 years, 6 months ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw ^w^
RubberJohn
7 years, 6 months ago
true this is adorble
Kokonotsu
7 years, 6 months ago
aw they are so cute together
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
yep
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
together they can do anything
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i hope so
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
best of luck you two
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i think you jinxed it davey
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
thanks for helping babe
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it would have been difficult with larger projects but this one is so small you can easily mess with more advanced features like that
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
so you overcomplicated for cookie so she's gonna struggle now?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it was an accident
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well i'm think i might be able to get it simple.
if i do it just rights it's basically just switches.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
we have most of that now but i think you have to have prison fiction
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
we could do with a few permanent changes
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
definitely undeath is needed
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that is certainly the hardest part
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
if we have to choose between dress up and gore, i want dress up
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
we might not have to. the dress up thing can be done with layers, especially as we're thinking of scrapping the head swapping. then the mutilation can be states.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
sweet
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
can't have prisons without violence
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
g-fic is some extreme pris-rape
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
what about shank?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
considering the argument was about dismemberment..
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
undeath and prison fic is a go. including all the gore and dress up.
i'm also considering other game overs as fics.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
after death and imprisonment what is there?
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
yes. head swapping might be hard to do with all the sprites and states and stuff. talk like a pirate is a much more fun cheat anyway
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
can we at least have each other's heads?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
sure we swap body parts. that's easy to do
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
that's messed up
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
oh my gods yes!
I wanna swap things!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
my mind boggles
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
makes me wonder who has the biggest penis now jay is 3ft.
is his penis halved or is it still the size it would be if he was full size?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
think about it. if you scaled me bacvk to normal height my penis would be 16 inches
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
well my mind is made up
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
sorry. you getting 4 inch
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
aw I kinda wanted the monster 16 inch wang
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
if i get an erection i'll knock my teeth out
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
stop making me regret it more
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
scaling is totally doable you know
RubberJohn
7 years, 6 months ago
I would love to see you wielding a 16 inch cock
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well you're in luck. blame jenny
Kokonotsu
7 years, 6 months ago
jenny you are legend
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
thanks jenny
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
as long as it stays in the pants unless i say so i'm okay with that
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
there is a willingness switch
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
what the?
there's a rape button?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
oh yes
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well at least you can turn it off
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
lol ixwum
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
jay tried extra hard to make both work together. I think you'll like the results
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
sorry for going a little overboard
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I understand your sexual frustration
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
is that what it is?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
yes jay that's what it is
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
weird. never felt like this before.
don't like it.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
masturbate. that'll fix it
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
nope. still nothin
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
agree
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it has Nom in it. it would be dumb not to have it
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
true but it's a lot of work
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
and he's doing it for me aw X3
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i just like to be fair. i'm not going to compromise that for the sake of some trend.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
your love is more than a trend
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
i hope
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no i meant i wont sacrifice being a nice guy no matter what situations make. i'm actually growing to like maxi. he makes me laugh.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
then you should marry me
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
jimmy carr makes me laugh. would you?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
he's pretty sexy
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
this is like a backwards asking about someone's interests.
I commend you on your psychology skills my friend lol XD
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i don't fancy Jimmy Carr
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
yes but you were fishing Max
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
he was so fishing
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm not that subtle. i'd just ask him straight
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
boy you aint straight no more
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
XD
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
want prison fiction. it's every gay man's dream.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
no. just yours
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
it's my game
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i love prison end game. i think it's massively underappreciated in the DSEG universe.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
you just like to tangle the story into knots
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I like getting tangled
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
in plot?
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
you're doing this on purpose i swear!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
he likes to receive though
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I'd like to get you tangled in my plot
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i think i've been there in your fictions already
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
maybe~(~w~)
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
jay has definitely been reading max's fictions I swear
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no it was an estimated guess
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
to be fair that makes sense
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
pity i can't check viewer logs
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
you just want max to drop the soap don't you?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i did the whole Petalfeather arch remember
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
did anyone drop the soap?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
there was blackbird. you do the math
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
that explains your eager to put it in
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you said it that way on purpose
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
curses. i was foiled
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
he didn't say no (9-9)
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
okay. no
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
doesn't count if we have to ask you for it
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well what can i do now?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
just stop talking
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i bet he does
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
at least if he did i could teach that bitch a leason
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
no that would be you cooks
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
me too 8d
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well it's going in there
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
that's what jay said lol xd
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i wonder if that's what you said
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
hey it looks like jay made your dreams come true
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
yay x3 xd x3 thank you my love!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
sure whatever you're welcome
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
kiss kiss
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
keep your pucker at bay
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
um jay. you do know a pucker can mean two things right?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
not until you said and i googled it but ironically it's still apt
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
come to the bay johnny. my butt is here.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
hey that means the rest of you is there. i'll just avoid the bay
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
but the beach is gonna get ya~
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
bullshit. jay knows well what a pucker is
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you do realize i've seen like 99% of the gay porn i've ever seen in my life in the last week right?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
the hypnotism vid DID work
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
lol
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i just have very unhelpul fans
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i was unhelpful too
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah. too right
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
so that's why you got so frustrated
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no i get angry all the time plus lack of sleep. ask around
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
sorry for getting angry at you then
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
nono. sometimes i need people to tell it like it is or i wont learn.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I've been doing that and you aren't
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well maybe i am now.
i can't see why all of a sudden my balls would drop though.
not like max is anything new.
RubberJohn
7 years, 6 months ago
maybe the hypnotism vid worked
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I am wondering
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
covert hypnosis is real!
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i just think you are ready
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i think he needs a couple more minutes to go brown and crispy on top
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you didn't need to pause to fill it with jam
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
and as often happens in Jaxsom convos Jay came to Max's rescue
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well kinda. that is what i was doing but you're reading too much into it. i'd do it for anyone
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
you aint fooling anybody boy
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
nop
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well if i can help why shouldn't i?
not like i treat my enemies any worse than my allies
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
you treat max better than both
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
it's true
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
and you think yourself lucky
Tyranid
7 years, 6 months ago
jay as timon: why do i always have to save your aaaaaaah!
Kokonotsu
7 years, 6 months ago
proceeds to hug ass
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
gets taken inside
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
that explains the screaming
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
not if i went head first lol.
but seriously stop.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
and you say you've got no romance lol
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
just because i don't feel it doesn't mean i don't get it
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
that sentence says more about you than you think
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that's very true
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
you just need someone to unlock your heart
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm trying
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
shoot it in the right direction please
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
It's very basic.
I get the only 2 characters thing but no minigames? what a rip off.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
she's making one game not several
MiaMon
7 years, 6 months ago
i think there should be at least something that denotes a game though. like choices you have to make to win or lose
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I'm not making a whole board game with rules and junk.
something really simple will be okay though. like tic-tac-toe or janken?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
janken is best because it's seemingly random but really easy to make AI for that has a pattern you can predict.
that's better than tic-tact-toe, trust me. it's harder to make than people think and the AI is difficult to get the right balance of easy and difficult.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah i hate it when the AI is too good in tic-tac-toe and you keep drawing all the time
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
and when it's too easy and places it anywhere
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
it all depends on how many possibilities there are.
9 spaces with 2 options makes 2^9 which is 512.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no it depends on context as well.
CAH is 7 or more options on 7 or more places and that's 7^7 which is 823,534.
1,608.5 times the number of outcomes in tic-tac-toe, considering it's turn by turn instead of reducing spaces.
TTT screws up with random choices, CAH actually works that way.
Since the player is the judge there's no decision engine needed other than just a context drive to discern people, objects, places, events, actions, states and descriptive words. possibly other minor things like whether something is edible or not or in the case of a dseg which room it belongs in.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I think you'll need a lot more criteria than that to make it worl
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah but criterion is just a list of on/off switches
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah I guess that does make it pretty easy
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
wel it sounded a lot simpler when jay explained it earlier
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
these aren't games
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
technically. yes they are
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
yes but they're not
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i think cahts is going to be a much better thing
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
i agree. it should be something a bit bigger than that. it doesn't have to be monopoly or poker but maybe trivial persuit or cards against humanity or something
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
those are both good ideas
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
can you imagine pervy gay versions
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
i can. that's why i said it
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
trivial pursuit is better for that. you can ask personal questions.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
not really. CAH is just word replacement. If you make the right phrase and use our names as input you can literally make it say anything.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
i want this as a game in its own right
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
with visuals
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it's all text. i don't see why it can't be a fully developed game with the RNLB.
*distant screaming of jenny randall*
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
actually you're right.
that would be cool.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I don't see why not
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
it's in now
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
thx
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
pity we wont see it in the demo
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well it's a pretty big thing so it will be a while
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
CAH is perfect! 8D
that's it! that's what I'm doing!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i look forward to it
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I bet you do 8d
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
ok now i'm worried
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah. can we stop virtually raping jay now
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
*cheering*
oh my gawds thank you
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I'm not trying to be nice I'm just bored of it
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i think it's better now everything has calmed down
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it's been nice.
he can be alright if he tries.
Tyranid
7 years, 6 months ago
that sounds awesome
Kokonotsu
7 years, 6 months ago
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm not looking forward to the fallout of this game but the cards against heterosexuality idea i like
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
that name 8O
use it
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
we should call It CAHTSX now
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
shouldn't that be CAHTS
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
that'll work
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
bnz is fishing for shit
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
then don't fuel it with a response
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
I'm not gonna let them dictate what i say
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
yes. that is best
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
you can still be nice even when you're angry though
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no she can't
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i'll call her a bitch if I like
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
bitch she may be but that's not nice and she'll only get angry and call you a whore again
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
bring it beans
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i gotta keep you on a tight leash
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
you're asking for it
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I think he does these things on purpose
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it's a turn of phrase.
but seriously it wouldn't be a bad idea.
i could tie him to a post and get some peace for a while.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
you deserve everything you get sir
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
tends to be when i incapacitate him he stays there nice and quiet
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I'm a good boy
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
you're right. that shit works 8O
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
hey. he's right.
maybe the teasing is on purpose.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
actually i am also a bit of a tease
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
we noticed
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
they can't fucking resist each other
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you know you're right and that's why we're in this mess
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
Freud would be proud if it wasn't on purpose
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it's a common phrase
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
oh come on. you would have deliberately avoided it considering it all
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm so smart people don't believe me when i'm dumb
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
you're so arrogant nobody believes you when you're humble
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i am enigma. i am all and i am nothing. life is my creator and my consequence.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
that's beautiful. imam write that down
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
It's also Ulysses
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
how many character do you expect in a dating sim?
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
usually there a selection
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
no REAL dating sims
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
max this is clearly a porno dating sim and not a legit one
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
lol ikr
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I aint gonna let you sleep around in my game and I would never do that to you
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i don't want to sleep here, there or anywhere.
and i don't care if you see other people. you shouldn't rely on me to make you happy.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
would you sleep in a box wearing socks?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
to get away from maxi yes
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
but that is where I live
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
shit
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well he is a cat
Tyranid
7 years, 6 months ago
you were in an alley way within a cardboard booox!
when i met you~
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I picked you up, I dressed you down and turned you around.
fucked you until you turned blue~
Tyranid
7 years, 6 months ago
nom: don't- don't you want me.?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
to jay:
it's much too late to lie.
it's as if you've changed your mind.
you better change it back or you will both be sorry.
RubberJohn
7 years, 6 months ago
nom:
don't you want me baby?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
well he wants him pillow at least
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
i think he just wants his rapist hands off him
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
good oint
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
lol true
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well that would be nice dave
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
aw wanna hug you
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
erm why?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
because you feel violated and I'm being nice -\_(9_9)_/-
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well that's nice and all but i'm worried about me being used without my permission and you just impromptu hugged me
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
having flashbacks?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
kinda
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well he's slowed up now.
maybe you can rebuild.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
babe we aint broken in the first place
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i can make anything work
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i hope so
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i have magic hands
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
depends on the switches you use. I can be romantic too
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'd like that
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
then i'll make it a priority
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
that'll be the day 9v9
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
i know right XD
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
Hey!
>(
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I imagine there wont be room for that in the demo though
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i guess considering the audience she has her priorities straight
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
do you want a purely romantic game?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no it's okay as long as there are options to make it that way
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I could help
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you wanna make your own game?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well i can do romance.
it's not all about porn.
i know that's my main thing but i like to vary it.
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 6 months ago
if i help you with the auto generated scripts could you change your mnind about the pirate talk?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that sounds like a plan
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
nice
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
yar
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you talking pirate is weird
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
ye be blacken me name.
I have ye walks the plank
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
ar, she aint be very good at it
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
yo ho. stop ye belly ache.
beans can pirate good me be thinking.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
are their any pirate terms for gay sex?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
they called it brotherliness which is both adorable and rather creepy if you think too much about why
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
there are so many things you could be doing with that tech.
custom scripts would be better.
I wanna do my own fictions.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
true we could do custom scripts.
but this is cookie we're talking about.
she still uses flash 5.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
custom scripts isn't that hard
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i think we've all stuck our oars in and now jenny has so much to think about we don't need to be adding anything more
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
no. i think you shouted at her too much
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that's true.
sometimes i get so frustrated at people doing computer wrong.
i'm going to apologize.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
thanks. she's in a bad place at the moment.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I appreciate it jay
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i don't mean any harm but i haven't slept right for weeks. i don't want to make her upset.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
why haven't you slept?
what's kept you up?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
what do you think?
RAWR!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it's sadly true
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
oh my *beansface*
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
nothing happened
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
-yet
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
we'll see
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
yui! 83
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
this is flirting. you gotta be pretty dumb to think it isn't.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm autistic. give me a break
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I totally understand jay. thanks for the apology.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i think you think there's more to understand than there is
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
no I wanna make it up to you
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
? I upset you. I should be making it up to you.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well we can exchange something then
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
okay what do you have in mind?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
what's your gift first?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
haven't really thought about it yet. i thought maybe helping you with the game but i'll do that anyway. do you have any ideas?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I have a gift you can give to max for me. i'll pm you about it.
if you need any porn. like gay porn. I have a lot of it.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that's not exactly helpful to me.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
takes anyway I bet
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well i did but that's because i know someone who'd like it
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
is it you?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no usagi. if i was thinking of myself there i wouldn't have made it so obvious
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
you say
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
it's obviously mon you dumbass
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
it was me dumbass
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i didn't know he already had them at the time
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
want custom scripts. I have many ideas
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
talk to cookie
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
but I might have ideas later too
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
custom scripts will be easy to implement at the end as long as we do everything with flexible code. i'm already doing the latter because of encapsulation so you shouldn't really worry about it. it'll probably happen eventually.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
ah good
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
thank you
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
kiss kiss
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
stop trying so hard
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
whispers solitary 'kiss'
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that's better
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
do you like it when I talk slow and quiet?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
makes a  change
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I think I'm right.
you're asexual but no aromantic.
that explains everything!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i just want to be treated like a person and not an object
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
doesn't everyone ;]
Tyranid
7 years, 6 months ago
i think you hit the nail on the head there jay
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
he's just hungry for real love
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
welx
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
how is with nom now?
i think maybe he was just nervous.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
no i was just too exited
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it's been great
MiaMon
7 years, 6 months ago
with bulk loading the scripts right in sure she can. i'll help
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
don't I need to do databases for that?
isn't that just as complicated?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
there's some script making software in the GameZone forum
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you'd know more than anyone bout that
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
thanks that's really helpful
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
hey. that is helpful
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
why are people surprised when i help people. it's like literally the only thing i do all day
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
don't you ever like do stuff for yourself?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
nowhere near as often as other people do apparently
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i think people are more surprised that your advice is actually good advice
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
thanks everyone.
with your help this will be a synch
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i have been the most helpful
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
asshole
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
okay then. ask cookie.
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
you're still an asshole for saying it
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
true
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
he's a dick and I'm the asshole.
watch what happen when we come together
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well played
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
lol
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
you see if you weren't firting that would have disgusted you
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
it's hart to be disgusted when you're FIRTing
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yes i guess it sure is HART
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I deserved that
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i love it when haters own themselves and you don't have to fo anything
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
if by that you mean shouting down jenny's ear then yes
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
he's apologized now
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I know. he's okay really
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it's been a stressful 4 weeks
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
he's wrestling with his denial
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
in the end all he can say is he did it for love
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
those are lyrics
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
max is the killer queen
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
different song, same band
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
it's a crazy little thing called love
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i wanna break free
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I'd rather you break through out of control
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i think i'm so strong but there aint no stopping and there's nothing i can do about it
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
these are the days of our lives
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
crazy little thing called love
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you aint fucking kidding
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
you should only be able to unlock it on talk like a pirate day in the game
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that's no fun
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
true
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah dummy
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
calm down maxie
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
can't you see how close you are. you're practically meeting in the middle
RubberJohn
7 years, 6 months ago
become converged
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
kinda hope
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i don't think you get the context. remember who you're talking to.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
fluffy is my bff.
who do you think you're talking to?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
oh yeah...
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
speaking of which we haven't seen many usagi games
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
by usagi or have usagi in them?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
either really
MiaMon
7 years, 6 months ago
it all sounds really great. you can make a page demo and then we can work on the code
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
great idea.

I've been working on the sprites, menus and backdrops so far but yes I'll start scripts and then you can help
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
anything to get the game out faster
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
gonna be a while yet until there's a whole game
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
but I'm horny now
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
go cyber jay
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
can do
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
why does nobody ask me about these things first?
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
because you are unaware of your feelings
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
make me red raw
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
the hell did that come from?
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
lol. you should know
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
your dick stupid lol XD
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
sorry my dick hasn't taken part in any useful conversation in years
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
you should see a doctor about that
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
do you feel yourself every day because it could be testicular cancer
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
why does our advice always involve groping?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i think he'd be dead by now dave
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
true. it's been at least a decade
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
hormones don't kick in when you come of age dude
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well they certainly didn't for me
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
you're an adorable man baby
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
and now he's 2ft 10inches tall
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
and 32 years tall
LockedDoor
7 years, 6 months ago
I'm glad you're getting help from the others.
Between you you can make this more than just a gimmick
TheWispyOracle
7 years, 6 months ago
i sure hope so.
i hate both of them but i like the sex
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm the opposite
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
aw he likes me
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
yep he does
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
not the same as being i love
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
for goodness sake just admit it
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I don't care if he doesn't say it. i'll love him forever
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
aw i'm touched :)
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
gods dammit! just say "i do" already!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i do detest
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
lol
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
"i do detest"
close enough
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
"i'm bi-doing. i do here and i do there."
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
jay being touched is nothing new.
he's been touched virtually by nom for 4 weeks. lol
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
reconsidering what he meant by love me forever now
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
look out for bottles of gorilla
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
the what?
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
they make glue.
not bottles of actual gorillas silly.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
drinkable gorilla
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
drink it and then kiss my nose with your eyes shut
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
fuck off nyu. stop screwing with my friend's love life (I\n/I)
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
jay will found by cops locked up nom's sex dungeon somewhere and they'll be like "oh my gods are you okay?" and he'll be like "that was fun. let's do that again.".
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
like i'd ever say that
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
jay got a romance bone but unfortunately it's still needs to be frozen
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well i'm pretty frigid
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
well we know nom aint gonna let jay off easy that's for sure
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
much to your disappointment
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well as many have noticed it takes two to tango and i've been leading him on as much as he's been pursuing me
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
i think it's adorable how jay's all "but how do i know i found the right one?"
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
he's been pretty adorable this week
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
aw thanks
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
not sure he gets the idea though
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
though it's like getting blood from a stone jay has said in few words that he likes nom
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
true
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i have
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
you do?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
oh he does
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i do
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
you need to get that stick out your ass and replace it with a softer more natural version
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
XD
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
not yours obviously 9_9
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
jay likes to be the one skewering
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well i've yet to try it irl
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
don't be mean
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
good luck with that
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
ikr
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I like both of them and the sex
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
we know
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i know
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
but let's just pester jay some more so it really sinks in
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
good idea
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
me too XD
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
me second
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well i'm sure jenny will keep you happy.
...and warm at night.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
are talking about yourself there?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it was you. considering your post about pants
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
no you were
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
both apply 8}
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
i think oracle is turning
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I hope
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
get your ass in the fun pool lol XD
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
not really appropriate considering tonight
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
less of a fun pool and more a god awful mess you made jenny clean up even though it was your house
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
read my email jay.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
my comment is now even more apt
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
jay could have left it like that. he could.
must mean a lot if he wants it just right.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
consider it a favor for the creepy pastas
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
are saying jaxsom is a thank you fuck?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i hope not >8[
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
no he's not
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
nono jaxsom is more than that
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
Tada! Clothes
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I look like Kenshiro. Cool! X3
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
i like it
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
can't wait to strip them off
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
that's johnny's occupation
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah get lost player lol.
i think she meant in game.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
duh. like i want your man.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
what's that supposed to mean?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
chill out. she doesn't mean that.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
you two ar perfect together
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
aw thanks
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
why zorb?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
because you are! (o\n/o#)
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
do you need a personality match up?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah let's see that work
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
appart from jay being laid back and nom being on top of things they are really alkike
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
jay: laid back.
nom: on top.

Nyu are you Fanta there?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
what's she gonna be like on tuesday?
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
ikr
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
are you saying ikr to me slandering you?
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
kinda. i'm just saying i can't wait
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
nyu is so fanta
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
she can fanta all she likes but she aint getting none
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
damn right
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
maybe what she seeks isn't too far awy
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
this is flirting jay. take note
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
is it?
just because i'm on good terms with them
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
extremely good terms I'd say.
abnormally even.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
true but being special doesn't mean it's anything more than that
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
for you it does
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well i'm worried
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
he's finally found 'the one'
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I think so. it's just a shame they can't meet each other half way
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well then isn't that why it isn't o_0
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
i can bend for you
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
your ass is too fat for his liking
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
let jay be the judge
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
nom's ass is a nicer ass you have to admit
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
see. he likes it narrow and tight not like your flabby stretched out pucker shit
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yes. that
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I just want his fat dick
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
kinda expected jay to be a protective lover and nom to be a jealous lover.
just seems right somehow
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
stop putting me in a box i'm not sure i belong
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
free yourself jay
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well, i am trying
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
not from nom nooooooooooooooooooo D8
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm pretty sure that's not what he meant
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
nah i'm okay being tied up with you
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you sure have a way with words jay
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i sure do
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
you wont be tied for long with max breaking your bonds
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
oh i do so hope so
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
do you? because i can feel you undressing me every time i read a post of yours
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
you're right. i'd rather undress you myself
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
run for it jay!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i do not run from trouble
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
i like the nickname trouble
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
your certainly that
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
ikr
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
" NuUran wrote:
i like the nickname trouble

I've had my fair share of trouble and I'd like a bigger slice
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
still haven't seen the penises yet
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i don't know what you're expecting o_0
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
something long and penis-like
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
lol XD
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
might not be in the demo
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
okay. as long as it happens
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i know it's pretty cool.
look like ironhead to me.
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
shameful plug
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
he didn't even mention Albion
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
he's right. not a plug really
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
you win this time (#>n>)
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
ama watchin you jay
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
but it's so interesting now
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
considering how much you totalled that sports car in the latest one I feel sorry for anyone who has to make a live action movie of your series
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
you know they are going to waste 90 minutes on those two episodes
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i think it'll be more like rtansfromers
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
Michael jay
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
maxie rescues jay right back
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yes but he's not very good at it
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
don't blame him for trying
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
gotta start somewhere
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i gest
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
you two are great
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
guess i know my place
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm glad you tried
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm glad you're glad x3
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that makes me glad too. it's like a viral infection it just keeps spreading around.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
that's beautiful and horrible
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
but you did nom. i see what you doin
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
did too
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
smooth
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
hehe shh
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
a sexier one
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
like new ironhead?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
nopnopnop :(
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I happen to like new ironhead
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
can you imagine
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
he'd never have the patience to learn that much martial arts
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
doesn't seem to stop any of the characters in animes
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
hero ex machina
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
sounds more like jay actually
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i don't know how you did it but the shirt looks right
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
it wasn't easy
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
and now it's gone TnT
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
she shared the sheet on PPP
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
thx
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that's a tiny sprite sheet.
i guess she didn't get very far.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I'm sure we can finish the rest
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well i wasn't sure about using it.
i could make a bigger one if you like but it's not going to be as big as the sheet in the game.
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
i'd like to see your original outfits swapped
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
that's easily done
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
maybe but not in this game.
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
jay's outfit was stupid anyway
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
hey! >8[
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
what the hell is a wooddong monk anyway
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
and you said you liked him
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
he's just being pretentious
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
charmer eh?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
actually i respect her for it
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
see? i get him
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
nah you aint getting him.
you aint getting him ever.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
not after 10 minutes ago
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
she may understand me better but i highly doubt that matters much in a relationship. what matters more is how well you get along
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
and we are cool. right jay?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well the bond is solid but best not to talk to me for a while
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
that is the best method for a lovers altercation. I swear by it.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
changed the clothes to suit the dress up thing. can't keep the shading and shadows sorry.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
so are these our default clothes?
me in the sweatshirt and sweatpants and max in the vest and shorts?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
uh huh. I chose it by things you normally wear
Zorball
7 years, 6 months ago
it's looking better by the day
Tyranid
7 years, 6 months ago
agree
RubberJohn
7 years, 6 months ago
so glad they kept the guro
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
i hope you can have the gore without the sex
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
guromance is a thing
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yes but is it in the game?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
don't you know?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm not helping her with everything. i only know the stuff that's relevant to what i was involved in. i know what kinds of guro is in there but not the context of it
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
ah ok
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
what other kinds of guro are there jay?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i think jenny will kill me if i give too many secrets away
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
aw shame :(
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
guromance is in the game.
you can sleep well now.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
ah ok
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
you got romance after all
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
but tainted with guro
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I think he likes the guro though
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
id but blood is overrated
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
there a thing.
how do you do blood in game?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
there's only like 1 layer available so it's just a sprite
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
like it's own one or is it part of the other ones?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
depends on whether the blood comes from one of the bodypart segments of between them
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
makes sense
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
actually no it's only from the bodypart sprites. there's not enough layers left.
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
sure is.
jay helped a lot.
you should thank him.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
why do you like jay all of a sudden?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i was thinking that
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
because i like you
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
oh crap. not another one.
you just got here.
give someone else a chance.
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
i've been here years
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah like 3.
some people have been after jay since the millennium.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i barely know nyu though
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
well why don't you start getting to know me?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
girl you in the wrong hood.
you need to step off my bff's man right now.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah. you snooze you lose.
also 20 fucking years b
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'd say it's more like 10 but yeah if anyone is going to steal me away it aint gonna be nyu
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
is there some sort of bitterness here I don't know about?
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
can't wait to do dress up
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
ikr
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i think maybe sagi's one will be first.
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
that's okay. shading is a really minor thing anyway if it means you can have everything else
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
too tru
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
shading takes up a lot of space. strange.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
visual stiff takes more space
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
so do i need to send pics or something?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
you'll need to stand rather far away from the camera
Tyranid
7 years, 6 months ago
so is a demo near?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
I hope to have a very basic one by tuesday
Tyranid
7 years, 6 months ago
you said weekend before
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
it was going to be a much simpler game then. we had to work out the sprites and such
RubberJohn
7 years, 6 months ago
well I'm still hopeful
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
sorry. i ruin everything
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
aaaaaw. hugs
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i meant the game
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
you mean "sorry that i ruined everything"?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
okay, calm down grammarai
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
gee nyu. thanks for rubbing it in
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
actually i think you helped jenny a lot
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
certainly took the stress off talking to adobe
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
she can have the stress back. it's too much
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
so you're not going to help any more?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no i will but i'd rather not have it be so awkward
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well i have pretty much everything set up now and i want the writing to be a surprise for you.
i might need some help with minigames though.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
so doing cahts
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
are you sure because it seems you like hts after all
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
no it's just a day
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
boy i think you might be in for a surprise.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
john is trying to kill max I believe
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
i hug too
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I'm not comfortable with this many penises near me
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
especially considering the size of ours in our fandoms
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
begans cocksabre battle
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
amma getting outie
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
your powers are weak young man
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm only 2 years younger than you
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
also nyu likes to be called a girl
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i'd cocksabre fight but my pp is too small.
fight for our love bb!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
can do.
get back foul usurper!
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
is it okay to be aroused by this
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yes. here it is acceptable.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
horray! faps
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you posted that an hour ago.
if that's some half-ass attempt to win me over you need to go back to school.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
should have just fapped with kukii
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
do i gotta slap cookie with my cock too?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
YES! Yes you DO!
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I don't understand why you can't use your arms
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
no you really do help people
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I think he's more of a double ended sword
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i agree
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
yes but at least you try
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i don't think he cares about the result that much though.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
true
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
that's because of what today is
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
any love this eve?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
gimme a secs
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
thanks -ish?
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
i missed it. my pc was hacked yesterday
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
at least i haven't missed fiah day
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah I'm gonna be real busy today
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i have to tidy up my files. gonna be a real boring day here
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
you can put some fictions through text to speach whilst you do it
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I like to do that when I have work to do around the house.
put some Bluetooth ears on and I can take it anywhere.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm not getting ear raped by your fictions
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
you're getting ear raped IN our fictions
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
hey! you read mine. ^w^ thank you!
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
*facepalm*
this community
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
you should read it
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
it's definitely going to inspire something in RNLB
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
probably
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
yes
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
nice 83
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i love listening to stories whilst i do things. i use my phone for the tts so i can carry it around and do work stuff on my pc.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i should do that
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
my phone doesn't even have anything better than midi
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
cool. retro. i like.
nokia?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
weird. you went for a more modern model
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
ats! in the heart
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
but I like you jay
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i know i'm just reprimanding you
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
you either accept him for what he Is or reprimand him for change. you can't have both.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
no again
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
is it that same guy who thinks you have pedophilia photos on your pc again?
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
no i think it was my next dorr neighbor this time
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
you should really talk to the aviatorts if it's that easy to get in
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
not like they can steal my info or anything. i don't use it for facebook
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
nyu, you really need to put duck tape on your camera.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
it's not built in. she has a separate web cam.
and she never unplugs it it seems.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
how tiny is your monitor because that camera seems very low
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
her camera is under the monitor
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
what's she looking down at then?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
smart phone
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
pity you can't be like that phone
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
odr
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I know. I'm always doing stupid things.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
ah but i love you for it
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
yes but not these stupid things
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
why not?
it adds character
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
crimes do not round character jay
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
oh yeah wait a min
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I should too
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i making lots of journals recently
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
happy day!
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
it is a nice day
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
all in all it was pretty quiet and that was nice for a change.
very mellow like a nice sunset.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
we have themed months starting in june.
nobody can keep up with the 12 days anyway.
soon it will be partridge month.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
so summer pagtag is official?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
it is now
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
great. you certainly celebrated a holiday based on sex with a traditional style didn't you?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
below the belt!
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
pm pls jay
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
okay. see you in june
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
no see you tomorrow
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well good luck with that
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
how did he know?
RubberJohn
7 years, 6 months ago
I think you were right to go with the perma-template and metal type.
it opens up so many doors.
Kokonotsu
7 years, 6 months ago
lol. many back doors XD
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
they will that
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
on a regular basis lol
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
not me next time though pls
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
there's nobody else as fun to rape
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
true
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
not when it's virtual my dear
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well nom's been nicer for a few days
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
well it is the season i guess
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
and now it's summer boxing day.
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
have you seen gamezone zola lol
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
ikr
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
boyfriend's are my favorites
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
that's still a dumbass username
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
he makes good stuff too
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
he has so many characters themed on food. i can't play the games without feeling hungry.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
and there's no vore.
what gives?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well it likes like at least one of her cravings is satisfied
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
ohoho
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
er..pm
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well just keep her satisfied this season
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i'll be back before june
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no you wont
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
did jay poison him or something?
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
i think metal type is the answer to why all our dsegs failed miserably before
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
agree
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
true
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
yep
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
certainly better than that weird 40+ options thing
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
aw hell naw
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i had several hundred options and i chose just one.
but it seems not everyone thinks like me.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
taste bitter
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I've only ever loved you jay. you are everything
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i know that's true. and i know that no matter what happens you'll come back to me.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I hope
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
would have thought that's john's line
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
second.
certainly why I've always struggled.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
it'll be much faster and easier to make too
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
not after i fucked it
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
well at least you're honest
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
well i'm hoping we can have something by the end of today
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well she did some work yesterday on it but it broke so she has to start over today
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
oh no. i hope she can make the whole thing
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah that's a worrying thought. what if she makes a ton of it and it breaks
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no it's only because she's an idiot and only used one save
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
but she did save it? o_0
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
you should make several saves in several locations each at different stages of development in case anything goes wrong and back up your files once a week if not once a day
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
every day? shit, you're more with it than me
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
no she's just obsessive
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
hoping to have something by tonight but it's not going very well.
nom was playing around with some eggs though and i have to clean up.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
sorry ;{
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
wait a minute.
is nom in the usa or is cookie in the uk?
because you certainly don't live in the same house.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
cookie is coming to live in the uk later this year but she's staying over for pagtag
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
hope you guys had fun
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i need to pm you about something. read your mail.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
okay i take it back
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
aw don't be mean
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
true.
happy day you two.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
that's not fair. I shouldn't be happy for what I did
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
did you enjoy it?
if it made you happy then i'm glad you're happy.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I hope you're not just saying that
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no i'm cool about it. besides it'll probably give me some space for a little bit.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
but I don't want to miss our dating
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it's okay. i'll just do it later.
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
yeah he's used to provrastination.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
true
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
i wish you'd get into fucking things more
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah. he's really in te wrong community to be a virgin
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
from what i've been put through i really don't think you could classify me as a virgin nomore
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
fair lol
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
not unril he likes it. so far it's just rape and i don't think that counts.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
it's not rape if he likes it
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
pity the same rule doesn't apply to sleeping around
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
ats
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i'll never do it again
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no max you will but i appreciate the sentiment. i knew what i was getting into when i started this. i knew even before you did.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I don't think you know everything. read my pm.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you think i didn't know about this?
i kinda thought something might happen if you two were together on pagtag.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you know me that well?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well i always like to hope for something but i still stay realistic.
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
you would have thought us guu would have known this more than jy
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
ye. metal is best for that
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
trust us to find a method that fixes everyone's problems
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it is our forte
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah but jay sure knows how to make things more complicated don't he?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i think max is better at that
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
oho
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I can take her out of the picture. i'll do it for you
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i don't want that. she's a part of you. she makes you you in a way and i wouldn't change you.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
geez I hope you really mean that
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you two have fun together. see you later
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i'll be back before you know it
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i doubt that
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
so do i now he's in the hospital
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
and it's easy to make parodies
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
oh yes
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
if she doesn't make a safe one i swear i'll do it
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
you wont
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
jay swears a lot and never delivers. like a drunken man.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i think there are others that act more drunk
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
ats
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
there was no drink. just my stupid stupidness
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i love your stupid stupidness. like the way you care so much about upsetting me even though i don't mind. being stupid makes you a better person in many ways. you're quite humble for a start.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I think you need to read my pm.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah so. be stupid for a week and then come see me for some tutoring.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
not a whole week. just one day
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm booking you in on friday
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
how ironic that he might be in the hospital til then.
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
how long does salmonella last?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I think it's about 3 days
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
it can last anywhere from a few days to a week
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I'm sure he'll miss friday
Kokonotsu
7 years, 6 months ago
what shows are on the tv?
I know you don't want that much detail but there needs to be a sex channel, a movie channel and a game show channel at least.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
agreed. news and kids tv aint needed though.
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
definitely not
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
news is so easy to make perverted come on.
also a lot of kids shows nowadays have adult humor.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
actually now i think about it they could esilly be rather plausible
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
not like it's set in a realistic universe anyway
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
not with the kids shows pls
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
didn't say the characters were kids
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
plenty of kids shows have an all adult cast
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
true
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
news and kids tv are great. i think i'll do that.
also kids shows can have all adult cast and so can the news duh.
then we can rule 34 with Rape The News and The Secrets of Balamory style stuff.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
nice X3
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
rape the news is good but oh gods that balamory crap again.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I liked it until they got to yellow and that was not right
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
glad they did it last so you didn't have to see it
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
did you see the one where she becomes an elderly dwarf to get around the no pedo rule?
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
the internet is a strange place
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YAjbYSShmM

she didn't do much jumping after that
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I'd like a drama channel.
what genre of movies should there be?
gotta have horror and romantic comedy.
what else do you think?
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
action for max and documentaries for jay
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
sounds good
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
well I know it's what you like but that doesn't mean it's sexy
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
true
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
hey I got my wish. how come jay didn't get his?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i know you're trying to make it up to me but i agree with you anyway
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
if you can make a good doc then okay but I think you'll bore us silly.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
can't see how to make romance from this
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
true
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
especially documentaries eugh >b
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
crime docs?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well he does like guro.
no wait! medical docs of course!
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah but would you really watch that?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i think there's enough guro without med docs.
besides it's not really needed and there's better guro stuff you can find online on the computer.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
okay. sound good
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yes there's better things you can find on the computer than in your home for example
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
sore much
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I wont even talk to her again
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no that's your bfff. i don't want you not to have your best friend. i'm sure you'll be fine for the next 3 days.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I sent you a pm. read it
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
okay then. have fun and i'll see you friday.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
see you tuesday
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
friday and i'm sure
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
might b now he's in the hospital
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
wildlife documentary makes sense as porn.
nom could pretend to be a superhero
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
how about reality tv?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well a dating sim is basically that
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
with control X}
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
are you unwilling imagining there?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i can feel her raping me from here
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
well i'd like you to try out head on me
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I keep having to remember you're not a girl
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
then i'm doing well
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
do you know how wrong that sounds whilst looking at your avatar
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
but i have a similar dress irl
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
here i try to confess stuff and you guys just abuse my trust
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
do you like my dress though?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
hands off girl he's taken >8[
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i'd like to shove that dress where the sun don't shine
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i like the dress. it has a plain design accented by nice pattern.
but if you think you're luring me i aint the kind to have multiple partners.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you tell em
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no i'm still unavailable nyu.
my expression maybe vacant but only max'es mind matches.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
ohoho
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
don't be hurt. I can make you feel again
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it was just the shock. i'm fine now. nothing has changed.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I think you should read my pm.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
do i have to repeat myself?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
but it is changing. how can I be sure i'll come back?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you'e a creature of habit max. just as much as you cheat you also come back. you're as regular as clockwork.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
shit. jay know him better than I thought.
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
but you'd need more ocs
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
it doesn't have to show it. just have the dialogue
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
i guess
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yep. that's what you do
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
that's the plan ^w^
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
this is a very text heavy game
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
we'll be bonking while the tv is on yano
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
are you still talking about the game or are you making plans for when max inevitably visits your house
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
they will so be bonk
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
after jay stops screaming in horror.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
see. she gets it.
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
why don'y you just have the adult channel isntead?
shopping channel maybe. maybe go on a trip to the mall?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
these are all good ideas
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
really? o_0
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
yes really
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
well staying up late to watch the adult channel together is a thing coupes regularly do.
it also means they often have to watch late night TV like the shopping channel and public broadcasts.
the mall is like a shopping city.
I bet even jay knows a few good shops there he'll like.
nom is more the avid shopaholic though
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
1 - couples do that?
2 - of course i know shops i like at the mall. everybody does.
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
you said you have gay rabbit?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
isn't that premium?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
the channel was in the listings but i blocked it
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
hey just give it a try
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
adult tv is a must! also shopping channel for novelty item is good. you can order them on the computer. the mall might be too much for this game but maybe a shop or two would be good.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you don't have to do all the shops in the mall.
just a couple is okay
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
the mall also has other things sometimes like events and performances
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
dance groups
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
yes i can see that working
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you wanna dance with me?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i wanna get close to you. let's put it that way.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you wanna put your dick in me?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
sure. where would you prefer?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
you don't wanna do that. you get ill
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
from salmonella she means.
after jay's aids comment we have to be more clear.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
1, jay didn't say that. some guy said jay said that.
2, it was feline aids from a girl cat.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
that girl cat is max's sister's oc namkin.
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
no documentaries please. i don't want facts in my game
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
true
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah that's kinda lame
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
id if jayd
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
actually even i can't see a practical use for it in a romance game
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
but do you want it jay?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'd like just 1 documentary.
i thought maybe ort bod.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
that's great. each episode would cover a different topic.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I thought ortbod was just gymnastics?
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
well it started like that and now it pretty much describes everything.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
cooking and make-over shows
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i can see that working.
a cooking show that sam can learn recipes on like harvest moon would be nice.
nom could also learn diy or something.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
jay for diy and cooking.
nom would surely end in disaster
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
true
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
good guro material I think though
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
great idea
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
with adorable consequences?
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
with sexy consequences
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
why not both?
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
oh of course
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
oh definitely
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
yummy X3
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
can we have the fail without the gore though?
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
i like the gore but that would also be nice yes
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
cooking minigame pls?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
no thanks. not needed
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
too much work
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
can i make one?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
it's a lot of effort for no reward
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i was going to do a memory game for the cooking minigame.
first you read the recipe and then you have to make it from memory from picking multi-choice answers.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
okay. the tv tells you what to do and then you have to do it when you get in the kitchen?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
easy to cheat with notepad
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
well then it's realistic.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
how ironic
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
ats!
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
you're more real to me than her jay
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
of that i'm sure. don't get too stressed out. i just wanted to reprimand you a little. give you a reminder of what you might miss these three days. i think i can trust you that far now.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
check out my pm.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well okay take a break. we still on for friday?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
it wont take that long
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
don't try and get back as soon as possible. i don't think you can handle it.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
well his body certainly couldn't handle bathing in raw egg
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
it was the anal fisting that did it i reckon. the egg had to get into the body.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
then how the hell did cookie get away scot free?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
well for some it can take three days so maybe she just hasn't fallen ill yet
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
oh I hope that's not the case
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
do you really awnt that many kinds of food though?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah that sounds difficult
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
there really aren't that many dish combinations.
once you categorize veg, meat and dairy into it's flavors you tend to get a lot of very similar dishes that just look wildly different.
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
my theory that jay is a top chef irl is looking more plausible by the day 8}
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
what about texture?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
not with that leathery tongue
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i still have a taste of substance
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
holy ow!
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I can be true you'll see
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i don't want you to be. i just want you to be you. if you cheat then that's just you. i love you anyway. in fact i love you for it.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
how can you like that? it's a horrible thing to do.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it's a you thing to do. what makes you do that makes you be the person i like. i could explain it all but i don't think i have to.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
no I think you have to
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
carelessness and thoughtlessness are the keys to daring and bravery. we'd have all died out long ago if we thought about the risks involved.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
there's a song in a dreamworks movie that says "we were moving mountains long before we knew we could"
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
wow. both of them. that' amazing.
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
well i was going to keep it simple, just a few dishes. maybe pizza, spaghetti, ice cream, you knbow, the basics.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
sounds good.
something tuna and chicken pls
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
like cheese tuna panini and chicken burger with mayo?
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
do you know how to make chicken burger?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
okay. chicken goujons in a salsa wrap
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
what's a goujon?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
it's a battered and fried chicken.
kinda suits you i think.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
ooooooooh
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
do what you want to me I deserve it
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i want to kiss you
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
on e forehead again?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
on the cock. for 40 minutes.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
whoa. that's not like you.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
maybe you just need to get to know me better
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
can anyone tell me when jay suddenly took this relationship to the next gear because last I checked they didn't really get along this well?
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
well they just started dating for real.
and by that i mean jay agreed to it.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
and then max slept around like immediately after?
this is a marriage made in hell. mark my words.
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
seems it can sail any storm so far
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
sounds more like it's on the rock.
nom left within hours.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
he'll be back
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I think the devil has the perfect partner
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
horror and romance drama are already in the works
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
maybe sports for nom
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
and some sort of 70's action drama
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
or better yet. live action superhero stuff
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
superhero thing sounds good
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
second agree
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
if they rp then what do you think their superhero identities are?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i am heartbreaker the supervillain
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
that makes sense
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
powers?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
the power to disappoint
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
aw no don't say that.
hugs
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
hugs from behind
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
thank goodness you're a girl
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
i can be a girl
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
superheroes is a great idea! and heartbreaker will do just fine. 89
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
okay and I am The Pain!
a superhero who fights crime because they get off on getting injured.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
sounds about right
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
well he's certainly a pain
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
like an old ache i'm used to
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
aw no I'm really sorry. I can be good I promise
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
to me you are like this scar on my hand. many people would say it's ugly and disgusting but to me it shows that things heal. i got this scar doing a good deed so to me it's beautiful. the cheating is because of your impatience and lack of thinking ahead. but that's because you live life faster and you've learned to adapt in a way i can only dream of. you have more confidence than me because you never worry about the consequences and take life as it happens. if you didn't cheat you wouldn't be the confident person i admire. nobody is perfect. what matters is that you try.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
that's beautiful. but I don't have to cheat. I can do better.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
don't try and change yourself. i like you the way you are.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
cmon. what is there to like about cheating?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
the fact that that mindset has the qualities i like in a person. boldly rushing into things without thinking of the consequences. That's what heroes are made of.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
you know I never thought of it like that. does that mean that heroes would be jerks in real life?
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
from experience...
fire fighters: yes.
doctors: no.
police: maybe.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
well I know Life is a jerk for a start.
Motormouth is really nice but Life stole the whole gig from him to make money.
why is real life like a superhero comic where the villains win but without the feeling guilty and redemption part?
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
but obama
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I don't understand
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
nyu isis trying so hard.
no way girl. bad luck. you too late.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
she a horrible tart if she thinks she can lure a married man away from his bride. >v<
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
exactly susan
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
why if you fancy them did you call them a horrible tart?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
because I have moral standards unlike some people
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
cop drama maybe?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah that'd work
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
he'd like that
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
so who's getting punished?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
jay makes more sense as a cop, nom as a crook
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
true
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i think maybe superheroes works better than cop drama. they are both kinda the same thing anyway and we don't need two.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
superheros punish better han cops anyway 8q
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
gotta have that fantastic element
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I need to be punished
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you need to be pleasured boy. need to know what you're missing. a dog doesn't return to an angry owner after all.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I don't deserve it
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well that's a load of bullshit. do you think i'd pick you if you weren't the best choice? as far as i'm concerned you're the best. you deserve everything.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
aw that's so sweet
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
jay says such nice things in a totally down to earth way. he's not using clichés I think he means everything he says.
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
at last! true love on PuppyPaws.
Never let him go maxie.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
too late. adultery.
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
nono. forgiveness counter.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
yes but you're forgetting that nom was hardly acting on love when he elated with miss radall
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
did nom do this to get punished i wonder?
wait. was this planned by jay?
like the whole thing?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
aha! they usually meet on Wednesday.
add the two days because of unforeseen circumstances and everything falls into place.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
well nom does like to suffer
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
sounds like it.
i think cookie is the murderer.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
but this is real life?
gasp. fruitloops didn't die.
he can tell poirot who the real murderer is.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
okay that was funny
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I can make original humor
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
sports sounds good
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
wrestling maybe?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
he'd like that
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
he could use it as inspiration
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
totally see jay getting wrestle-mania'd in the bedroom
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no fair. i'm half his size
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
do it nom! lol
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
sounds good. wrestling or superhero are both good ideas but i think i'll choose superheroes if i have to pick one.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i like both but i can do just one
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
superheroes has more potential and you're right we don't need both scenarios
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I would love to play as you two in a superhero drama dream mode
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
oh my yes.
like a total MH fiction reversed
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
but I don't want john to lose his head
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
the bath house scene
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
well longbow fashion is very much akin to Ghibli and Spirited Away.
I think with a few adjustments we can make something rather suitable.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
i don't want mh
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
then we'll keep it to ourselves
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
good luck with that
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
it would be easy to tie in the ort bod here
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I would like them to get really close and intertwined. it doesn't have to be vulgar. it can be really sensual.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
i can feel your sexual fantasies from here
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
it's like you are about to make a contract with me with grave clauses.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
jay is not the devil for fucks sake
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I can feel him feeding on my fantasies
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
yes. that is a good idea
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
cuddling up with a horror flick because nom is scared and jay is being protective.
nom forcing jay to watch a comedy he doesn't like but jay doing it anyway because he loves him and then growing to like it.
i can see it now.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
they are already living together in our head canon
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
that is legit how it would go down
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
you remind me of boyfriendogs
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
or pretty much any introvert extrovert coupling
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
like the original odd couple
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah more that
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i hope it all works out. i don't know jay too well but max is my bff and i want him to be happy
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
whatever happens i don't think jay will let it end bad
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i am an honorable man and whatever happens i will do right
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
aw x3
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
obviously i wasn't gonna be the one to screw it up. i think we all saw that coming. besides i'm not gonna act on instinct. i'm smart enough to make it work
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
he says
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i just wanted max to feel guilty so he learns from this.
i know full well it's going to happen again and again.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I promise it wont
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no max it will but that's okay. you sleep around all the time. i'm used to it. i've known you 10 years after all. i just didn't expect it so soon.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
there's more. read my pm.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
well you can't strike me twice and expect me to flinch the second time. i was prepared this time. take the week off.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
that's so sad. it'll only be a day I promise.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no it wont and don't
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
well I guess it turned out only to be one day but not for the right reasons
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
why did it take until monday night for them to get salmonella?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
salmonella takes 24 hours
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
oh my jay that is really sad and you still want to have a relationship.
i feel you guy.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I think he decided in 1997 who his partner was to be and then spent the last 20 years trying to make it successful
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
you don't need to feel for me. i know what i'm doing.
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
jay is an honorable man but max isn't
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I just hope max can change
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
why? i'm happy the way he is
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
yeah and that's more messed up than nom's fetishes
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
jay's a pedo. that's worse
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
stop it. it'll become a new rumor.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
the world must know
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm using that
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
look forward to it
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
sounds nice
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
it sounds lovely. I want it to be more like this and not just a lot of porking.
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
i'm okay with this if it ends in slow porking
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I want movie style pork
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
movie pork is so sensual
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
slow love. mmm. men really don't understand what women want in real life. but lucky they are both boys so they can quick sex each other with ease.
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
susan. they fap for 4-5 hours straight every night.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
wow. I wish I had been saddled with a man like that.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
i do not fap for hours. only max does
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
we can hear your chair squeaking
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
movie pork needs to be a thing
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
pfft.
what you need is dildo and a v8
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
that sounds dangerous but enthralling.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
google bdsm sex machine
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
that's not a sentence. it's just random words.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
put "bdsm" and "sex machine" in a search engine together
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
do we get to choose who gets scared?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I can see it backwards too
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
they'll probably both scream in unison and hide
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
that sounds even more adorable
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
no. i'd be terrified but i'd stay and protect them.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
i just have this image of nom hiding behind jay and thinking he's really manly for standing his ground and jay just frozen there in fear and nom not knowing because he's behind and can't see his face
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I am imagining tht right now
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
max throwing popcorn at jay's face to get his attention and then jay reaches for a handful of popcorn and grabs a sausage
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
then uses it as a throat clenser whilst nom tries to put popcorn in his eyes to stop him because he does not want to miss the movie
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
i think nom might be incapable of doing something that controlled with jay around his dick
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
hehe. men do get very excited do not they.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
"do not they"
i think maybe your laymen speak needs work
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
that's girl speak for "i'm horny for men right now"
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I am thinking of one in particular. also I do not "get horny", I become enamoured.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
have you been lower crying for nyu yet?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
Niagara falls
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
let me be your stop cock
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
okay that's just disgusting
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
game shows sound like a great idea. better than wrestling.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
like assault courses or questions?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
maybe a little of both
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
I imagine there will be lots of questions
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
a lot of assault courses if he ever does it again
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
i'll be good to you I promise
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you're always good to me. if you mean you wont cheat you can't keep that promise. but i know you'll come back so i'm not worried.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
read my pm pls.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i understand. take the week off.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
no just one day
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
we'll see
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
well they're in the hospital now so that put an end to it
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
what if they get back together after
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
jay and cookie are nom's two best friends. I'd like if possible for them to have a polygamous relationship.
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
you know. i think they are just about crazy enough to pull it off.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
pity it's not a triangle per say. jay isn't that into cookie. nor cookie jay.
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
oh nihonshi can you imagine that pairing
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
can you tell how jaxsom is any better?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
maybe with time you'll see
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
i just think jay thought "i know him prettty well. he'll do"
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
that sure does sound like something he would do
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
well i'm not stopping him from being around. he can have a relationship on the side if he wants. i wont judge
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
do you want a boyfriend or not!
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
maybe he's trying to get rid of him
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
us girls can get along just fine
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
sure you can and here comes your stalker like a freight train to give you the step by step instrutions
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
nom talks as much bullshit as jay it seems
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
bless the poor deer for wanting to do right. jay is so patient and accepting to just allow it right after he promised.
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
he's gullible is what he is
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I would certainly never have let them back into my heart
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
you forget. i've known them for a long time. i know what they are. i am under no illusions.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I expected more from you.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
why
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
jay makes a fair point
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
i will always leave you satisfied
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
well you just fucked that one up for a start.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
i presume this is when you noticed he saw you
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
i think jay's gonna punish max in the bedroom?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I think they've probably been up to all kinds we don't know aabout
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
jay is so max's master
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I would think it's the reverse
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
we like to mix it up
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
did you just admit to having an S&M relationship with nom?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
you say that as if it's some sort of secret
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
jealous?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I gotta secret you'll never guess
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
well he will if you just stand there in plain sight tapping away on your phone loudly
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
is tht an innuendo?
I think it might have neen
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
nom will be taking a course in assault
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
tutored by a spurned lover.
you know what they say about a lover crossed.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
sounds like a plan indeed
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
oh boy friday is going to be interesting
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
4 more hours of chair squeaks ahead
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
interlaced with bitchtalk
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
tenderly topped with tenacious tart talk
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
get your buttery base a banana cream filling
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I'm here for the pie
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
and when she says she's here she aint fucking around
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
like the krypton factor
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
jay is good at questions. max is good at sports.
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
best compromize
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
but how are they ever to work together
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
how have we managed so far?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I know. I'm still wondering about that.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
i think it's something only they understand
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
let me show you the working of key in lock
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
Well how else am I meant to get in?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
i like how plain honest she is
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
ninja warrior.
you can have an assault course in the garden.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I like this idea. like a faux tv challenge they set up on their own. john can do the diy and max can run the course. what traps do you suppose there are?
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
knowing max it's probably some gruesome death with vore and scat
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
how horrible
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
agree
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
i'd like to enter your pit of troubles
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
How about like right now?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
lol
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
gotta have the warped wall, the rolling log, the spider wall and the finger grip
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I don't like the finger grip. it seems cruel.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
no the one where you have a hoop and have to swing it behind yourself as you fly through the air to catch on a hook is pure cruelty
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
that is evli
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
is that how amputee max lost his arms?
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
could be lol
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
just like him i'll have no resistance
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
is that a bet?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
i'd say he didn't really resist anything
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
i just imagine jay being like a really harsh coach like "you are a loser. do you feel bad about yourself. because you should be."
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
what do you mean by imagining?
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
it took me a second to realize you were being sarcastic
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
let me show you how creative my imagination can be
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
let me show you how real I can be
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
and she wasn't just whistling dixie either.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
take shy's cattle.
which do you think would be the best trials?
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
gotta have the doors and the fish jump
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I like the sumo and the rolling down hill. if not the baseball catching test.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
the baseball catch is easy to set up
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
easy to make rather raunchy consequences too
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
you see. she's getting it.
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
just wait til i start batting my balls against your pitcher
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
why wait?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
that made me chuckle
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
the three sets of doors would be perfect for this game
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
as long as there are animations for smashing into the doors
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
bit tricky with the camera from th side
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
how do you choose the doors from the side?
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
drop your pants and let me show you
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
i'll show you how to open doors
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
she says standing outside his house and texting instead of opening the door
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
the platform game and the maze
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
yes I like both of these
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
easy to make multiple choice from
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
oh no. we need an action game.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
i thought you meant "oh no" like as in shock and surprise. forgot you're posh and would only use it the correct way.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
that would be "oh my"
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
oh yes. we need more action
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
hehe. sooner than you think.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
sue. you should have just knocked on the door instead of typing these
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
i like the football game
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
not a fan of American football. it's like rugby but without the ambulance being needed
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
isn't that a good thing?!
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
it's not the only smashing together i'm interested in
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
race my field for a touch down
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
i always think of you two of being older. this kinda makes me want to hurl.
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
post a cap for a Jaxsom dating game.
turns into Jaxsom shipping thread instead.
DavidusSnake
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah this week has been annoying
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
you're telling me
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
i've loved it
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
it's been dawsome but I think it's gone on way too long
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
i think publicly yeah but i'll still do it around
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah it needs to hit the second stage stage now and become a murmur
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i think that should have happened long before
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
agree
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah i was kinda late on the bandwagon but i wanted to be sure that it wasn't just a craze.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
no this is real
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
sure is
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
aw good show jay
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'm not saying that for show either
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
thanks. that means a lot
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i don't know why i have to repeat myself so much
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
I know you keep saying it but it never sinks in. you're not normal johnny
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
i'd hardly classify you as that either
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
you know I've never liked john that much until he started with maxie. I think he's a decent human being waiting to get out.
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
are you saying he was some sort of monster before?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
no he was just more of an asshole
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
i can't really tell the difference
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I guess they are only nice to each other
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
well i try to be nice to everyone
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
i love how they are both insane and are happy taking part in each other's madness
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
not until jay gets in the necrophilia stuff
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
i draw the line at necrophilia
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
i sure hope it is meant to be.
though one of them will probably get killed during their sex.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I have my money on jay to fall
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
but max likes to be the one getting hurt
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
i wanna know what they get up to when the cameras are off so to speak
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
sex and lots of it
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
keep dreaming internet
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I don't think we'll need to if you show us a screen capture
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
oh she's trying
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
you want i send you dick ictures
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
no need
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
i like that comment considering what happened
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
didn't know the second stage was going to be jay humping max back
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
you didn't?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
well i certainly didn't
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
you seemed to be clairvoyant this far.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
girl got sass
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
to be honest with you  I'm more confused
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
your ass makes me dizzy
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
that's cause I can suck you dry
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
you're like right in there aren't you?
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
you know the two of them disappear for hours in the middle of the day.
do you think they're cybering without us knowing?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
oh definitely.
they must be on some other site under a different name.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
no i'm just hiding
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
from us?

with max?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
we are in our couch cushion fort
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
what are the cushions made of? steel plate?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
reinforced concrete
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
nyu will bring her bunker buster
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
is it okay if my hips block the trajectory?
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
get ready because i'm about to fire
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
open the bay doors
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
i feel like i've stepped in on my parents having sex
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
the hell were you expecting zola?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
especially at the height of the trend
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
why did she even come here?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
you make a fair point
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
i'd like to come where you are
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
hehe. oh I do so hope so
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
you didn't really give him a choice did you?
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
head size is now 80%.
does this look good enough?
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
it looks weird but I could get used to it. I think it's just a bit on the small side
JohnSamer98
7 years, 6 months ago
no. i'd say it's right. i think you're too used to the other one
ZolaDole
7 years, 6 months ago
it looks like they're wearing a power suit
NuUran
7 years, 6 months ago
meh.
i can get used to this
Kukiimon
7 years, 6 months ago
most people say it's fine so i'm gonna keep it. i think it was just the shock of being different.
NomyNoms
7 years, 6 months ago
yeah it's fine
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I saw this one first and it looks okay
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
well the original sprite was a kid so it makes sense to change it
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I'm sure some pedos out there are going to spread this around like it's pedophilia dispite the disclaimer and the dialogue
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
true
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
that is actually quite sad
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
dwarves must have a lot to worry about nowadays
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
this comment i can't.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
see. they're just like all of us.
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I find that offensive.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
sorry that's not my intention
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
we are not a they.
we are all together.
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
let's become a they
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
that was actually quite good
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
speaking of which.
what'ss their superhero outfit?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
anything that clashes horribly
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
green pants and purple jacket
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
I might have to think a little about whether that may work with another shade.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
your avatar's eyes and scarf mix well
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
max already messed things around. don't repeat his mistake.
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
i think your comment belongs somewhere else
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
how does nobody realize when I'm making a joke here?
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
i think there's a class boundary
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
i can break her boundaries
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
give it your best shot
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
yeah she has as much traction as spray butter
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
i just worry that jay's tip is gonna get cold with the torso being so small
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
i don't imagine it'll take corners in the intestines
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
i'm right here guys
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
yes but where is maxie?
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
hugging my me all over by the sound of it
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
do you want a beanie for th tip?
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
that's adorable.
how about nom's old cap?
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
that's billy's cap but yeah that's cool
NuUran
7 years, 5 months ago
i can leave my hat on
RobotSue2
7 years, 5 months ago
you don't have a hat
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
you're looking at the wrong head
JohnSamer98
7 years, 5 months ago
the bed looks really small
DavidusSnake
7 years ago
nice stuff
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