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Just a picture to show what the game might look like.

Redneck Longbow is an M.E.T.A.L type Dating Sim Text Adventure with pictures based on the romance of a friend of mine and their partner.

M.E.T.A.L means Mouth, Eyes, Trunk, Arms and Legs. Basically Talk, Examine, Inventory, Grab and Walk.

I went for an open plan look. Most DSEG's tend to clutter the screen with info.

Things like energy, hunger, toilet needs, hygiene, money, time, achievements and options are viewed in a menu you can look at by clicking your character like a real DSEG.

Oh and progress is achievement based, not from having a certain amount of stats.

I think I'll do Dream Mode. It should be easy.
Dream Mode for those that don't know it is when your character is asleep you get to go around doing things and nothing you do has any consequences when you wake up. You know, like a dream.

If I put minigames in it they are going to be real simple. None of this Monopoly stuff or Poker I see people doing.

It's not an RPG so there's no combat, stats or equipment.

It's not really a puzzle game either, it's just for fun so there's nothing too complicated to do to see the scenes.

It's more of a collectathon. You gotta try and find all the scenes. When you've seen one you can look at it through the menu whenever you like.

It's going to have a password based save system. The password is going to be a wall of text but you can cut and paste it into a text file. That way you don't lose progress when you clear your browser history. There's a lot of stuff to do so I suggest you use it because you don't want to start again.

There'll be options for content preferences too so if there's something you don't like you can switch it off.
The achievements are sorted out into sets of content so you know how much you've done compared to other people without having to allow stuff you don't like.

It's a dating game so there's only a few places you can go like the Movie Theater, Restaurant, Amusement Park, regular Park, etc. If you want more I'm taking requests but you can't just name them you have to explain them a little like what you would do there.

Dying and getting arrested are possible but they are Game Overs. I don't want to go into THAT much detail. It's not a superhero comic thing.

At the moment there's only the two characters romancing. I might add their friends but they wont be playable. Let's not forget what we came here for 8P

The house itself has a Hallway, Dining Room, Kitchen, Bedroom and Bathroom and then there's the Garden. All have things you can do there even if it's just getting clean or getting fed.

You can text your friends on the phone, take pictures and use some online things like shopping for specific things but I'm not going too deep into the internet thing and social networks babble.

There will be a game machine and TV but it's not going to have too much detail about the shows or games. It's the romance that's important.

You can get married but at the moment there's no end game so it doesn't change anything. At the moment the game time is only meant to be over a few days. I can make it so that they are together forever but then I need more daily stuff like work and shopping for food and I don't really wanna do that.

No change of clothes at the moment but I don't see why not. The only problem is that I'd have to change every time they appeared so I think I might only do it for special events.

The text is going to be Courier New because I can tell exactly how many letters you can fit on a line that way.

At the moment I'm just using a normal page system. If someone could tell me how to work the automatic loading thing that would be great.

EDIT (2017-05-18 21:27 GMT)

Clothes changed to suit dress up feature. Unable to keep shading and shadows now.

EDIT (2017-05-20 01:28 GMT)

Heads at 80% to match adult head size. looks weird.

EDIT (2017-06-02 01:00 GMT)

New 2D vector backdrops for Sammu's House interior courtesy of
TheCreepingGecko
TheCreepingGecko
. Something similar planned for other locations. Images from top to bottom: Lounge, Kitchen, Bathroom and 2 Bedrooms, one will be the master bedroom and the other the guest bedroom but which is up to the player. Characters will now be standing above the dialogue box too so you don't miss any of the sexy action. Backdrop now pans left to right and up and down depending on where characters are on screen.

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JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
Looks and sounds very simple. Nothing like Monsterville at all.

It certainly looks more spacious but that sounds like a lot of stuff for a character menu. You could easily lose track of stuff.

Are you going to do the shadow effects for all the sprites? That seems like a mammoth task.

The dialogue box looks nice and big compared to the small writing so you're not going to have any trouble cutting it to make room.

One big question I have is "Is Max required to wear clothes in this universe?" because I am wearing clothes here.

The Beach is another good location for romance. Lot's of things to do there: Volley Ball, Picnic, Sunbathing, Paddling In The Sea, Rock Pool Fishing, Seashell Collecting, etc.

Are you going to change the character's head size? Because I look like a child at this height. And on that topic are there any cheat codes like Big Head Mode or Talk Like A Pirate?

I'd love it to have a longer time period. A few days isn't nearly long enough.

Content based achievements is a good idea considering what Max wants in the game.

Only 2 characters is good. You don't want the mess Monsterville became. But I'd still like our friends to cameo. If only they just stand around and don't say much.

I'd love to see how you tackle Dream Mode. Is it going to be nonsensical or will it just be the same as normal but forget changes?
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
Yes. Keep It Simple Stupid.

It's not a lot of things in the character menu because there's a lot of space so you can just glance at the stats real easy.

I'm gonna start without the shadows but if anyone wants to help me that would be great.

Nice big spacious box because I talk too much and can't summarize.

I think it would be better if Max wore clothes. There's already sprites for that so it'll be easy.

I didn't mention it but I already have plans for the beach. Didn't think of rock pool fishing though. 8P

Yeah I think I'll change the head size. Smaller heads looks weird but it looks like Nom is doing illegal things.

Talk like a pirate mode for the win! It's a pity it will be really hard to do. I might just make it in one part of the game.

Yeah. A lot of people are saying it's not long enough. I'll see what I can do about work and grocery shopping.

The content option thing is great. Don't want to scare away everyone.

I can have our friends on the phone if that helps? Do they really need to be there in person?

Oh nonsensical dream mode always. I like to catch people off guard with it making sense for a while and then going wrong.
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
I seriously think you should step it up from a date on the weekend to us two living together. If you're going to have marriage in it then it only makes sense and how many achievements can you get in that small amount of time anyway?

I think maybe just texting our friends might be enough. Mostly I just want dialogue so there's no reason for their body sprites to be in the game.

Nonsensical dream mode for the win!

If you're making it page by page then talking modes will be hard but since you're changing the head size anyway why not Big Head Mode?
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
I guess the heads are going to be separate sprites anyway for expressions and such. I could do all kinds of messing around with that. I had planned your friends would have portraits as avatars. Since their heads are in the game now you could do a head swap.
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
Now you're talking
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
I want to see if you can guess the code yourself. I wont say what it is.
See you tomorrow Jay. Going to bed now.
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
Dang it. I missed her.

If you're still there Cookie can you tell me what content you're going to put in the game?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
I assume enough to make you happy
BredUndZurbMon
2 years, 2 months ago
sexy
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
I hope
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
to be specific there is a lot of vore, gore and scat for you. that's why there's a contewnt switch system.
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
he'll certainly enjoy that
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
i will
ZolaDole
2 years, 2 months ago
vore I can handle and maybe a little scat but gore is a no-no to me
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
vore i can handle but i'm sick of it. gore is okay if it's done right otherwise it's rather disgusting. scat is just really disgusting to me.
Kukiimon
2 years, 1 month ago
well that's why we have switches
BredUndZurbMon
2 years, 2 months ago
well it's Cookie so for a start there has to be full on gay sex
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
she likes slime stuff so how is that going to work?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i'm sure she'll find a way
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
clean up on isle 4
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
yeah i'm having ideas how it might work now
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
am I in your sexy dreams?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
no
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
liar
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i can't win!
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
then enjoy the faggotry
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
okay but elsewhere
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
Jaxsom forum?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
you mean topic?
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
nope. is forum now
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
well i guess i should be glad of the popularity
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
it will never end
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
see you there
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
noms in the sexy dreams jay doesn't tell us about
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
boy i wish i would tell myself about the sexy dreams i have because i didn't know i had them
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
you two can't keep away from each other
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
on the contrary i am actively trying to avoid max. max is the one following me
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
yes but you stick around when he turns up
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
wasn't it you who was arguing that you weren't going to let someone dictate your posts on a thread?
BredUndZurbMon
2 years, 2 months ago
spooge spill on isle 4
MiaMon
2 years, 2 months ago
actually that's a much easier kind of messy
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
food stuff mess of course silly
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
why not both?
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
now you're getting it
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
better yet how about symbolism at the dairy isle
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
lots of gay sex yes
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
yui!
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
thanks cooks
Kukiimon
2 years, 1 month ago
speaking off. which positions do you want?
BredUndZurbMon
2 years, 2 months ago
Marsprite Rejection?
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
I thought that
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
close
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
XVGMT?
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
i bet
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
shit. now I have to change it
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i knew it
Kokonotsu
2 years, 2 months ago
leave it in!
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
better yet make it a troll cheat
DavidusSnake
2 years, 2 months ago
good idea.
so what's the cheat that works?
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
i might as well just say because if you look through this to find it you deserve it.
PLUNDER
ZolaDole
2 years, 2 months ago
except this is right at the top
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
then make padding
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
the way we talk, that wont be difficult
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
This sounds awesome
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
I know. Can you imagine the chaos this would cause?
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
Okapi scandal part 2! lol XD
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
Oh heck I didn't think of that
BredUndZurbMon
2 years, 2 months ago
hehe cool. i'll enjoy this fallout
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
if it's going to cause trouble I'll just not include Okapi in that
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i think that would be best for now
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
duh
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
no head swap anymore.
was too complicated with the other stuff too.
and didn't really add anything to the mix.
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
what about possession?
Kukiimon
2 years, 1 month ago
doable as long as only one body and soul on screen at the same time
BredUndZurbMon
2 years, 2 months ago
which friends are in this?
just the Trondash canon ones or the internet folk?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
both actually. even though they aren't in the same canon. the game is kinda a canon to itself.
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
yeah it's Jaxsom canon
DavidusSnake
2 years, 2 months ago
whatever that is
BredUndZurbMon
2 years, 2 months ago
wet dreams ftw
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
kinda the idea i think
MiaMon
2 years, 2 months ago
will that be touched on i wonder?
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
especially with a sleep over mmm
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
knock yourself out
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
this is likely to be a fetish touched on in the game
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
sleeping over or knocking yourself out?
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
why not both
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
agre3e
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
okay ora. if you say so
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
with a dick half might height i'm sure it wont take much to knock me out with max around
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
this game is going to be great! X3
RubberJohn
2 years, 2 months ago
lol I can see it unfold
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
knock myself out, nom sleeps during the day, guess we'll have a sleep over
RubberJohn
2 years, 2 months ago
makes sense. nom's way more active at bedtime
Kokonotsu
2 years, 2 months ago
and of boyt what us cats get up to
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
thanks for the idea jay
ZolaDole
2 years, 2 months ago
I would love that to be a legitimate plot point
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
sounds about right
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
what? the penis?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i imagine that will be touched on quite a lot in Cookie's fanworks
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
i hope so 8d
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
oh yes XD
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
no.
first the wet then the dream
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
how does that work as a guy exactly?
Kukiimon
2 years, 1 month ago
sex noob
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
oh yes
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
i love bakanoyume
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
oh hey that's actually a thing
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
but it's creepy pasta
DavidusSnake
2 years, 2 months ago
so that's what it's called.
it's called a drug trip sequence over here.
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
typical. japanese have messed up dream sequences, americans are on drugs.
DavidusSnake
2 years, 2 months ago
isn't big head mode like normal head size in this game?
ZolaDole
2 years, 2 months ago
no it's bigger so it doesn't look like kids
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
about double the size of the adult head size
Kukiimon
2 years, 1 month ago
(160%)
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
Yes. I'm not a kiddie diddler.
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
Which is surprising considering all the other stuff you like
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
I'm a creep not a freak
BredUndZurbMon
2 years, 2 months ago
shame
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
fuck off pedo
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
simmer down blue
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
you need to grow some balls jay.
well.. bigger than your..
okay point taken.
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
as long as you're quiet i'm okay
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
dons ballgag
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
that's not going to work. we tried this before.
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
hangs self
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
cuts rope.
not this shit again.
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
if you really hated me you wouldn't save me
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i'd save anyone
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
I bet you wouldn't
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
you would certainly not be my first choice to save
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
you cut me deep
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i was trying not to
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
BredUndZurbMon
2 years, 2 months ago
gagging

on sexy banter
MiaMon
2 years, 2 months ago
i think they're cute together 93
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
me too. I'm so happy they really do love each other and it's not just a trick
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
excuse me. did i actually say that?
just because i'm going along with it.
I admitted I'm gay, I became a furry, I don't remember saying I'm in love.
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
you gotta be the most love blind person in the world
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
you are just deluded
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
jay is literally a fucking idiot
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
better than being a sex maniac
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
no it's not
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
I agree ora
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
jay still doesn't know his own feelings
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
why is everyone telling me how i feel?
surely i should know.
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
but you don't.
that's why we have to tell you.
can't you see you're flirting?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
but i'm not. i'm just being a nice guy.
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
don't!
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
oh sure that would be YOUR advice
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
jay you are so in love
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
i think this Jaxsom thing has gone on too long.
can we talk about something else please?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
yes please
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
should have let them swing jay
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
curse me i'm too nice
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
nom will probably like that because of the arm off
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
meh. seen it tooo many times
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
now now ladies
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
you tell em
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
jay's okay with me. beans is a nosy bitch
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
to be fair you tend to say offense stuff because it's your interest.
beans says offensive things just to be a bitch.
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
and i say offensive things because you're all idiots
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
no you're just a self-entitled bitch
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
the cat has claw!
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i'm in a mood i am rarely in
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
aroused?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
looks down.
not yet at least.
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
gotta agree.
beans nose is too long
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
like Pinocchio?
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
because they are a guy. just think about it. it makes sense.
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
but you know they are not. you are trying to cause trouble aren't you?
Kukiimon
2 years, 1 month ago
jay don't social good
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
who has death as a fetish
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
okay he's a freak but not that kind of freak
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
how is murder better than pedophilia?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
because the children have to live with the horrors of being abused
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
better than being dead
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
let's agree to disagree
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
no way. pedophilia is the worst. wht the hell are you smoking ora?
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
yes pedophilia is horrible
DavidusSnake
2 years, 2 months ago
agree
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
yeah. don't be freakisht.
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
freaks are people too
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
long live fraks yeah!
ZolaDole
2 years, 2 months ago
freak justice!
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
thanks johnny. I have standards
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
do you?! 8O
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
lol
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
with a kid as your avatar and a boyfriend who's oc is less than 3ft tall
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i wasn't short when he started fancying me.
he's also had that or similar avatars since he was a kid.
Kukiimon
2 years, 1 month ago
cmon ora you know their love is innocent
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
fuck you ora trying to start shit
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
you tell em
BredUndZurbMon
2 years, 2 months ago
sex at the grocery shop i want
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
work makes more sense
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
do both
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
she'll probably do both
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
yeah probably.
nice
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
who the hell do you think I am?
of course there'll be sex at the grocery store.
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
lol
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
testing the fruit
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
grabbing a self serve
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
this is why we call you a tease jay
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
well if it's going to be the only thing i do for weeks on end i might as well have fun with it
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
is nom the 'it' you're referring to?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
no i was referring to Jaxsom in general.
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
you don't get sarcasm do you?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
no. it's a serious problem f mine
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
i don't even...
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
clearly jay
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
i think the it was nom and he's embarrassed
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
believe what you want. not like you're gonna listen to me anyway.
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
that's the spirit johnny
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
lol get a room you two
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
no i'm done. one snide remark here and there is all i can muster.
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
serves self
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
can i get that with rice?
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
cookie's not just a pervert. she's a super pervert
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
I am )-}
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
do you want that in Jaxsom or with yourself irl beans?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
lol
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
the bigger box is great.
don't want to hurt my clicking finger trying to get through walls of text
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
doesn't really help much. can't have more than one character talk in the same page so...
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
the way you talk it's a nightmare
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
i love the Jaxsom banter tennis match.
but i think you could write it longer for the game.
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
that's the plan. basically summarize everything into one speech rather than saying a snippet and waiting for a response.
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
it'll never work
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i don't think so either
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
it's better than not
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
aw John wants to spend time with me
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
In the game Max
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
aw. Chat me pls.
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
Not today Max
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
aw (TT^TT)
BredUndZurbMon
2 years, 2 months ago
twice a day is enough max geez
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
we didn't even do it once
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
you must be rape blind or something
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
you seem to think rape is consensual
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
you didn't even try to stop me
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i said stop. was that not enough?
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
your lips said not but your dick said yes
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
don't assume my dick's preferences
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
it was pretty crystal
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
you've clearly never seen my dick
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
now that made me giggle a bit
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
well now you're satisfied can you just leave content?
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
ok. kinda tired now anyway
BredUndZurbMon
2 years, 2 months ago
dick tickle
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
Maxwell giggled at the sight of jay's dick
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
with anticipation. 8 inches and that's legit.
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
yep. most everybody i've ever slept with only had 6
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
it's about 50% of males that have 6 inch penises so i'm not surprised
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
50%? that explains a lot
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
jay you are literally the 1% if it's 8 inches
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i have literal big bones and EDS. they're genetic disorders. people with both tend to have larger penises. It is very rare yes.
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
they also die in their 40's from heart problems
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
yes but i've been tested and i don't have the heart thing that does that.
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
you're either very lucky or a liar
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
well he has picnic attacks
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i think you mean panic attacks
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
lol typed too fast on phone
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
curse you yogi bear! >(
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
nooooooooooooo.
that means jay has only 10 years to live!
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i sure hope not
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
what the fuck?!
is jay gonna die?
8O
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
noooooo! don't die on me jay! (TTcTT)
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
he's right about the hyper-mobility and big bones.
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
i think if jay really did get his dick out nom would die from blood loss from his nose
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
lol. probably
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
it would be a nice way to die
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
jay's dick likes pretty crystals?
now i must make crstal pony ocs.
no wait! Stephen universe! OMG!
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i've never seen that show
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
is it garnet? she's pretty manly
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
there are men you know. and no i'm not attracted to anyone from that show.
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
gasp!
it's breaking bad!
that explains the drugs!
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
never seen that show
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
rape is consensual when you keep coming back for more
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
he keeps coming back. i'm just standing my ground.
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
you know you don't have to
Kukiimon
2 years, 1 month ago
if he wants to stand maybe max can go on all fours
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
liar. you two have been bouncing off each other for weeks
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
mei.
i guess you're right.
i enjoy our little conversations.
just wish i could take a breath.
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
but i'm horny all the time
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
nom is fucking jay to death
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
feels like it
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
TMI
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
not what i meant
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
bull
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
whatever jay
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
no he's fucking me to death
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
be more romantic max. jay likes that
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
well i would prefer it if i can't turn you away
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
you may have raging tents for each other but heavy kissing will be a much better start
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
stop it. i want him to be romantic.
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
just think of his lips jay or his eye
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
and max keep your eyes on my nose.
cwudn
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
just watch your nose finger around that eye hole
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uwcDg6yq41s/hqdefault.jpg
Kokonotsu
2 years, 2 months ago
hey do this in the game cookie
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
already have something similar i think you'll like
DavidusSnake
2 years, 2 months ago
it's skullfuck isn't it?
ZolaDole
2 years, 2 months ago
duh
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
let's just say it's head gone very wrong
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
jay you're telling them all my plans (O\A/O)
ZolaDole
2 years, 2 months ago
there's prolly a lot more where that came from
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
me or jenny?
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
we know
Kukiimon
2 years, 1 month ago
tbh he's been good for a few days
BredUndZurbMon
2 years, 2 months ago
oh my goodness.
sexy Jaxsom volley ball!
jay could you put lotion on my back.
it's too much!
http://pa1.narvii.com/5917/1429885042606ea7f7d79b09b2a...
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
ikr omg
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
hope you like the results
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
yay he's talking to me.
I sure hope so
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i'm talking to both of you really but moreso max because he's been nice for a while
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
I can be reall nice
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
not for long it seems
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
okay i'll try
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i wish
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
as the genie of the ballsack I grant you your wish
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
good now don't feed the trolls
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
not unless you're hungry BuckingOrc
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
an orc is not a troll. it's a zombie. blizzard and tolkin are stupid.
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
MiaMon
2 years, 2 months ago
an orc isn't a troll but a Hamlin is and that's where you get the Orc in your name.
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
serve XD
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
it's ohlong, not jottun
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
i have no idea what you're talking about
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
porc not orcneas
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
lol i actually know what jay is talking about with the orc
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i aint secret handshaking you
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
good idea jay. her hands are prolly sticky
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
took me a sec to realize what you meant. ew
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
lolo
BredUndZurbMon
2 years, 2 months ago
i can be nice. now let's talk about ballsacks
MiaMon
2 years, 2 months ago
i know right
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
they are so much alike
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
seriously. how?
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
i'm the absinthe to his sugar water
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
so jay is cockroach from men in black?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
no thanks. there's enough vore of me
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
actually i agree
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
nooooooooooooooooooo~
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
it's been weeks. move on
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
nevaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
there is not enough vore of johnny
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
is the galaxy on nom's belt?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
metaphorically speaking
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
well there's certainly a black hole lol XD
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
don't think i need reminding of that
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
yep but i'm sure nom will try
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
I will sophie
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
you are both dicks
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
thanks
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
don't you mean they both have dicks?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
well if we are dicks then that is also true
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
aw. you do have eqach other ^w^
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
unfortunately. it's a gift i never asked for
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
you didn't say it was a curse
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
stop over-analyzing everything i say
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
it's always nice to talk about ballsacks
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
not for me
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
then let's talk about them more
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
saw that coming
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
oh so you're okay talking about it then lol
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
testicles are cute
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
gotta admit. it's more attractive to me than vaginas.
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
agree
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
you see beans max knows jay likes ballsacks
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
weird because i didn't
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
so you do now?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
yeah. weird
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
can I send you pictures?
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
i have many balls to show you
TheWispyOracle
2 years, 2 months ago
nom is the genie of the ballsack.
would you be shocked if i said i wasn't surprised?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
but why is it not the butt?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
because i stabbed the butt genie to death fuxwim
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
cwud
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
and this is not flirting is it?
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
oh come on that was funny
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
max. some advice.
jay likes you but he's not ready to sleep with you yet.
take it slow and you'll be in his pants sooner than you think.
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
just take it slow max. worry about my pants later.
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
we already know it doesn't fit in there. you can stop staring now max
DavidusSnake
2 years, 2 months ago
max his eyes are up here.
nvm so is his dick now.
ZolaDole
2 years, 2 months ago
lol XD.
the wonders of hyperism
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
hey max my eyes are back here
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
i'm gonna use that line dave
MiaMon
2 years, 2 months ago
what are you defining as nice?!
Kukiimon
2 years, 2 months ago
good pint
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
not beans
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago
lol yes! Xd
Zorball
2 years, 2 months ago
low standards
JohnSamer98
2 years, 2 months ago
i'm still talking to maxi aint i?
NomyNoms
2 years, 2 months ago