The Mindy Show
Episode 1: Cats, Rabbits, and Lawyers OH MY!
“A long time ago, there was a system of justice called the judicial system that put people behind bars in a place called a prison, but the judicial system was flawed as it put innocent people behind bars as well. In 2077, the judicial system was deemed ineffective as it put people behind bars that didn’t deserve it and the prisons got overcrowded, so a mouse by the name of Tina invented a new form of punishment that taken prisoners and sentenced them to live as children again under heavy punishment and this was called rejuvenalization and the convicted called Penitatas. This punishment caused prisons to be obsolete and be turned into places called Rejuvenalization Facilities with the worst of the worst going to the Penitatas Detention Centers. With Tina Mouse gone, the punishment was handed off to a mysterious masked female named Stella and the punishment revised. I should know all this because I’m Danny Amadeus Pincushion and I’m a lawyer”.
It was a nice peaceful summer day when two Penitatas who just got out of the machine stagger towards Waiting Room 764 having just got out of the Rejuvenalization Chamber and two workers helps them onto the benches saying “Don’t worry, your voice and motor skills will return after a while because you got to get used to your younger bodies”, said the helping workers of the San Sanzabar Rejuvenalization Facility and then they left. One was an indigo cat by the name of Mindy, who was once the notorious hacker named “Hackerella” who terrorized the galaxy, but ultimately caught by Starfleet for trying to drain the Federal Reserve Bank and sentenced to the maximum of 100 cycles for her crime and the rabbit being Saevi, who was once a ninja who went by the name “Silverscar” who was a decorated ninja who got into a drunk altercation over a TV with someone in a bar that so happened to be second-in-command of the Starfleet stationed in San Sanzabar and was sentenced to 100 cycles for her crime.
“I wonder what my parents will be? I hope I do get someone of influence like the mayor or a lawyer”, says Mindy feeling uncomfortable toying with her collar. “I hope I get a ninja because it would remind me of my past as a ninja. I was the legendary Silverscar before I was arrested”, says Saevi. “WAIT A MINUTE, you were “Silverscar”? I heard legends about you saying that you take out a whole ship of Eagarian Space Pirates”, says Mindy as her tail wagged from right to left fast, “I was a hacker who went by the nickname “Hackerella”, the notorious hacker who terrorized the galaxy.” “Yes, I am and I heard about you, you hacked the Eagarian Database and stole some schematics for Starfleet then you turned evil when you were rejected for active duty and wanted to punish them for it by bankrupting them.”
After a few hours of talking, a Porcupino man entered wearing a white and gold jacket, white tank top, and jeans and says as he looks through the dossier “I’m here to pick up Mindy. My name is Danny Amadeus Pincushion and I’m a…” Mindy gets up and interrupts him saying, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, we heard it on the intro. Man that intro was a little long winded for an intro. That intro taken a whole page.”
“Shut up, they are not supposed to know this is a work of fiction”, exclaims Danny as he turned to the readers, “This is really happening and we’re all real characters. Now we got to stick to the script because *waves his arms* we cannot advance the plot if we don’t.”
“I’m Mindy”, said Mindy as she jumped off the bench and went towards Danny almost being taken out by a flying voluptuous mouse. The mouse says to Danny, “Sorry, brother-in-law, I’m here for Saevi.” Saevi jumps up her tail wagging from right to left and answers “That is me, I heard of you, you are the legendary ninja Sharon Shadowpaw”.
“I guess legendary is handed out like candy in the ninja clans, we have Legendary Silverscar, Legendary Sharon, and Legendary Kashina…”, says Mandy to the group. “WAIT, that last one hasn’t been established yet”, says Sharon Shadowpaw shocked.
“Will I see Mindy again?”, asked Saevi to Sharon a little scared. “Don’t worry, dear. My older sister Kashina and Danny lives in a penthouse across the street from us, so you will see her plenty and even at San Sanzabar Penitatas Academy this fall. Since the public school shut down, the academy is the only place left to get an education”, explains Sharon. They leave towards home.
“Are you sure they have what it takes to be part of our group?”, asked a mysterious yet familiar lavender mouse. “I’m sure of the Gattoian, the Bunerean on the other hand, I’m sorta sure she is Legacy material. They require further study, Karlina.”, says the female white mouse. “Whatever you say, Stella.”, says Karlina.
So life begins a new with a new life, but what are these two Penitatas talking about studying.