Well, okay, she's a sorcerer instead of one of those fancy book-learnin' wizards. But sssh, don't challenge her delusions unless you want the seat of your pants burned off!
A cute little kobold sorcerer I got courtesy of Joykill's D&D Bestiary Month. I've been toying with the idea of an AD&D-style kobold sorcerer ever since the class was introduced way back when. I don't know how viable a combination it would be under the official rules, especially as I haven't played in almost a decade now, but the idea amuses me.
Also, she's my first character who isn't a mammal.