You're 8 years old and can't quite hold it as long as you need to. Doctors say you'll grow out of it. That's cool but in the meantime dad makes sure you're well protected from embarrassment...most of the time. Got a little too wet at the park and there wasn't any private places to change because the nearest restroom was only a port-a-john. Dad makes an executive decision and it's change time on the park bench. Oh god! Hope none of your friends come by.
gordo
