If you can't understand Ginny's incoherent young girl ramble-writing in her diary, there's an abridged version at the end of the story :)
(Picture is marked as general but the story may contain some slightly sexual material)
Dear Diary you know what would be super funny. If I called you "Ary" so then like every time I wrote in you I would be like DIE ary AHAHAHAHAHAHA srsly though how are you?
bet you feel all special huh =w= getting to sit on my shelf with all of my ghost hunting books and dvds. I really wish mom would let me get R rated ones alredy! I'm so sick of hiding my movies in like highschool musicals cases!
N E ways (thats another thing I was thinking of like a joke. kind of like 'anyways' but not 'anyways') one of my friends, Casper (omg his name is Casper for real it's like hes destined to hunt ghosts and its so cute!!!!!) said I was really funny during our last ghost hunting meating so I kept thinking about jokes! But yeah today at school there was a new girl! Her name is Annie Koh (i probably spelled that wrong TwT) and she has a cast on her arm and super pretty eyes. She was all quiet and stuff and she spoke pretty darn good for a Hyena! My auntie used to talk about how hyenas were super shifty and she always locked our houses doors cause the hyena's down the rode might try to steel our TV XD!!!
I mean they total talked so stupid, like they said y'all wierd all like "Yowl" its like what the heck! learn the langige!
But yeah she speaks so gooooodddddddd and I love her voice !!!!!! it's all like kinda raspy and quiet and it reminds me of a cartoon vampire sometimes cause some of the words she says are funny sounding. I guess it is her actscent. Boy I spent alot of time hiding mine. I would die if anyone at school herd me say y'all or I reckon. Which like an idiot I said like all the time XD
So my hand like super hurts now from all this writting- I think its about time I treat myself to chocolate milk and a movie <3
Dear Ary (ahahahha) and ughghghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....ugh! sometimes I get so mad at this group of girls at school! They pretty much leave me alone now, but ugh they are so mean to this girl from my class Cammy. Cammy is super nice and junk and they are like total buttheads to her and then today they desided to mess with that Aniko (thats actually how you spell her name WHOOPS!) they were all like rawr and she was all like -_- and so I came over to the lunch table and was like scram!
Well they actualy left but to be safe I ate lunch with Aniko and woodn'chaknowit she loves horror movies too. Well it was hard to tell if she loves them she is always like super zombie ish with her talk all like "I feel nothing!" but um, she probably does that zombie talk cause, like me, she has that actscent she is trying to hide, she's not as good as I am thou, most people have no idea I'm from south Lavender Hill.
So everything else was peaches. I got a B on my sceince test (yay) so that means mom will let me order a pizza. The ghost meating was canceled though (boo) luckily Jollyrancher1337 online is going to share all his info on aliens tonight. Ary, did you know that aliens and ghosts core ilate?
PS: I totally gots a new horror movie from the bargin bin at Target! WHERE THE BEST MOVIES ARE!
Parfait is a jerk! SO let me start with yesterday! So the horror movie was super good- it was about killers in masks called the strangers then after studdying with Jollyrancher for a bit he got on cam and .////////. showed me his thingy. Imma keep some things secret but uhhhhhhhhh.... lets just say it was super yummy looking =w= So Aniko added me as a friend online: she has like 9 friends even so I was like : D ugh but I'm also a jerk myself: I was petting myself cause of my skype call and I was proabbly typing super weird to aniko so I hope she doesnt think I'm some mean person! She seems like a good friend to not block me for being a total creeper (hhhsss boom)
So then today I go outside to do some chores and friggin parfait is sitting alone in her backyard, and she doesn't even look like herself, her hair was all gross and oily and tangly and she was wearing ugly ugly pjama pants and a stupid shirt that was probably dirty and stupid and ERRRRRR So parfait is just sitting ther and so Im like hi! Also her stupid ugly hair color was all faded! Well Parfait is all like hi then I notice she has a vape thingy. And I'm like Parfait thats really bad! Then start telling her about Jollyrancher and out of friggin no where she geos off on me like-
ROAR!!!! and she says things like how im such a 'prude' and how i need to shut up and a bunch of mean things. i didnt cry, though! Parfait is not bad or anything, she's probably just "hormone al" as my mom says or something.
Maybe one of her hundreds of boyfriends broke up with her or something. I bet that cute (but super skinny grrr) bunny-deer guy, Midian, would know what to do. Still she like really upset me and that is not cool, I guess I forgive her but im still prety mad. Also like every friggin day I hear her yelling at her brother in their house, like jeez!
I kissed a girl!!!!!! XD hahaha let me explain So Aniko came to school today and was like " =_= Virginia for saving my honor and being a friend I have brought you a present." (she talks so weird)
and I'm like "You didn't need to ;w; but how come you have 2 backpacks?"
and she is like "because the other one is for you -_-"
and I'm like "haha I have a nice backpack thanks already"
and she like "-_- look in the backpack"
BOOOOOOM it is .................Shitting........ full of .........DAMNing........ horror movies!!!! like friggin full of it! probably like i dunno a million dvds all still sealed and everthing- ORIGINAL CASES EVEN!!!! and I'm like WHAT!!!!!!
and so I fricken hugged her so hard and gave her a kiss right on the lips! CAUSE OMG! and she was like : =u=
I hope she didnt mind!!! but it seemed like she was happy that i liked her present because i swear i saw her smile! (its really rare i think)
anyways: it was time to spill the beans so I told her I was a real life ghost/monster/ufo hunter and well I might of maybe invited her to come !!!! XD woodn'chaknowit she was like "=_= okay"
I came home, called the guys, and they seemed cool: though I have to trane her and they were asking if she was cool like me and I was like EVEN COOLER!
Oh and before I forget
PARFAIT REPORT #1: Saw her outside smoking her cancer mist and even though she was still wearing the same pants XD I told her I forgaved her. She kinda did look sad so I bet she felt bad about it
anyways gotta go - moms about to leave and I promised Jollyrancher that I would take a turn for him doing naughty things on camera after we read more about UFOs XD .//w//. hope he likes!
Gotta be quick, i'm packing to go stay in a haunted abandoned house with Aniko! So um.... she's kinda my bestest friend ever super fast ;w;
I didn't even sleep she stayed up all night chating with me online I LOVE HOW SHE TYPES!!!!!!! she showwed me all of her creepy pastas and I'm like <3 so awesome!!!!!! She is srsly like a professional writer like better then Steven King. Anyways like I didn't even sleep we stayed up all frigging night it was so cool! just like non stop horror talk, and she has seen like every friggin horror movie ever, I took notes even!
She's also Romanian - so thats cool - thats probably why she sounds like a vampire sometimes (haaaah!) SO yeah school was hard from no sleep and I came home and napped.... when I woke up I got some food and went online and Jollyrancher called me to show his thingy again .///w/////. omg
So I told Aniko and she said "add me to call" XD so we both sat around and watched XD which ummmm...... super secret.... I kinda liked XD am I a freak like parfait or something now?
She is so friggin cool! I liked how he was like "how have you met?" to Aniko and she was like "= _ = We kissed at school" and he was like "O////////O WHAAAAA" His thingy like exploieded rite ther!
I giggled so much! OMG I love her XD! I can't wait to stay up all night and talk about ghosts tonight!!! Im also gonna take a selfie with her so i can show you what she looks like, Ary :)
(For those who can't understand Ginny's broken writing.
There is a new girl in Ginny's class at school, a hyena named Aniko. She is very anti-social and speaks in a unnecessarily soft and gravely voice. Ginny is surprised that Aniko isn't like how her aunt used to describe hyenas; being shifty and non-trustworthy and whatnot. They talk for a bit and learn that they have many things in common like similar tastes in movies, plus, Ginny is obsessed with how pretty Aniko's red eyes are.
The next day, Ginny fends off a group of bullies that are verbally attacking Aniko. She clumsily tells them off for being rude, of course, but at least it works. After that, Aniko shows her gratitude with a backpack full of horror movies. That cemented their friendship to Ginny, at least. They ended up adding each other on Skype so they could talk to each other more.
Aniko also ended up joining Ginny's little ghost hunting group.
It was good timing either way because it seemed that one of Ginny's 'friends', Parfait, has been in an exceptionally bad mood as of late. Ginny, being Parfait's neighbor, found her sitting on her front yard vaping. Ginny tried to tell Parfait how that was bad for her but Parfait, instead, went off on Ginny; yelling and insulting her.
Ginny tries not to let it get to her, though. She figures Parfait is having a bad time lately because of her deteriorating relationship with her older brother whom she lives with. Ginny can hear them screaming at each other almost every night now.
Oh well, it's technically not her problem so Ginny doesn't let it bother her. She and her new friend, Aniko, were going to visit an abandoned house to search for ghosts the next day anyways.
The night before, however, Ginny ends up getting in an online call with one of her guy friends in her ghost hunting club going by the name Jollyrancher1337. They tend to talk about UFOs and whatnot but, when they get bored of that, they just show each other private areas over their web-cameras. Aniko just happened to be online around that time and Ginny curiously decided to tell her about what was going on in the call. Aniko then became adamant about joining in on their call.
Ginny didn't think much of why Aniko was being so adamant though -- she was probably just curious, right? (though, Ginny did find it to be oddly appealing to watch this kind of thing with Aniko.)
Both Ginny and Aniko were tired the next day but did their 'ghost hunting duties' anyways. Just to celebrate the occasion, Ginny decided to take a picture with the two of them.