Who wears short shorts? Vixens wear short shorts...
The vixen wanted to surprise her husband on their anniversary and commissioned the artist to draw her portrait. He somehow managed to convince the vixen that she should show her best side in the picture. Who can blame him? Just look at the vixen, as she proudly presents her exquisite foxbutt for the artist!
What a posterior! It is every bottom connoisseur's wet dream to spend some time with that exquisite foxbutt!
(She was just joking, by the way! Surely, she would never appear in public without wearing pants! Or ...?)