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The Drug Bust Song

In My Nephew's Eyes
Racc Rolled
Based on events reported in this video

I always will remember,
'Twas a year ago in summer:
They expected to find pot
But what they found with it was not.
It seemed the grower kept around an animal platoon --
Thirteen bears, a dog and a pig, and a raccoon!

They were in no mood to trifle
But they didn't need a rifle
Since the animals seemed tame.
(Wish the owners were the same)
They gathered up the humans and the rest that afternoon --
Thirteen bears, a dog and a pig, and a raccoon!

The law was quite specific,
Bears should have no picnic
And never should be guarding a harvest of weed.
The dog was then impounded,
The pig was swiftly grounded,
But the raccoon's Miranda Rights he just couldn't read!

People ask me why me they did it,
Couldn't they have gone and hid it?
And I'd have to but agree,
But then there'd be no parody!
If you go out to the zoo then you might see the culprits soon --
Thirteen ursines,
A dog and a porcine,
And a stripe-tailed, masked raccoon!

dog 91,930, bear 26,491, raccoon 21,850, pig 4,318, parody 2,713, tom lehrer 2, the hunting song 1
Type: Music - Single Track
Published: 8 years, 2 months ago
Rating: General

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7 years, 10 months ago
may I ask for the lyrics?... I did understand most, but I wonder about the rest...
7 years, 10 months ago
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