, who I don't know personally, but who put me on his Fur Affinity profile page in a list of awesome writers, awwwww.
Anywho, the idea is that instead of this being a personality test, it's more of a whimsy thing, as you head to this site, which selects a Pokémon at random, for each of your answers. Without further ado...
1. This Pokémon is your best friend. Mewtwo. Fucking A! Already off to a good start! XD
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion. Stunky. Great, the farting Pokémon. This'll be awkward.
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project. Gabite. I hope it's about the digestive system, then, he's an expert.
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you. Virizion. Never actually heard of this one before. Apparently he's a legendary. Fuck.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law. Cubchoo. This raises many questions. <_<
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend. Tympole. That just raises further questions!
7. This Pokémon is your ex. Metang. It's so hard to cuddle against solid steel. u_u
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment. Lanturn. What is it with the water Pokémon and me? :u
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you. Ursaring. ...Okay, can't find fault with this one. Awwww. n_n
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake. Glalie. I knew you were evil! Just look at those eyes!
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night. Graveler. Brb, medical attention.
12. This Pokémon banged your mom. Aipom. You smiling son of a bitch. Don't make me cut you.
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants. Cleffa. My parole officer isn't going to be happy about this.* ;>_> *this is a joke
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands. Flygon. Hey man, that Flygon had it coming, kidnapped Tympole and hid her in a castle.
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life Lileep. Little bit derp, but fossil Pokémon are always cool.
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories. Shellos. What is with all these little babbies?
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet. Hitmonlee. Awww yeah, ass-kicking machine.
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist. Reuniclus. Well, that's plenty creepy, alright, but I'm not sure how much he knows about teeth.
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day. Jellicent. Another one I'm not familiar with. But it is... so perfect... 8o
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house. Got Tympole again, which has creepy implications, so I re-rolled and got: Ariados. Well, that's entirely appropriate.
21. This Pokémon represents you. Carnivine. A bright green dofus with a big silly grin? ...Yeah, can't argue with that. n_n
So that was fun. Realized exactly how long it's been since I actually played a Pokémon game, but I still love the little guys. n_n Time for an abrupt ending.
