, who stole it from someone else and I really don't care where it originally came from.
This'll be a little different. Both me (the character Rosethorn) and my author will answer these questions.
What color are your underwear/panties? Rose: What are these "clothes" thou speaketh of? Me: Black, grey and dark purple with cartoon characters on them, though I never wear the latter anymore. *is talking about the three different designs of boxer shorts he owns*
Do they have a design? See above, seriously, of COURSE we would answer that as part of the previous question, what kinda redundant question is this?
Girls, what color is your bra? Rose: Again, I never freaking wear any clothes, I'm a pony. Me: I'm a guy and don't own or wear any bras, ever.
Is there a design? Rose: Of course there is a design, the great creator god Azathoth is an artist of universal creation, making every single universe he creates a sight to behold, full of intricate beauty and... Me: Rose. They if there's a design on the bra. e.e Rose: Oh.
what color are your socks? Rose: Invisibul! Me: Multiple colors for different socks.
Is there a design on them? Rose: I have no socks. Me: Not on most, but geometric patterns on some.
Are you a virgin? Rose: Ohhhh-ho-ho-hooohhh... >83 Not even close! Me: ...does sexual RP count? If I'm playing myself? That... that's kinda like sex, right? v.v
Happy that way? Rose: *grins absent mindedly* Me: Not really.
What is your favorite sex position? Rose: Suspended in the air on a bunch of friendly tentacles, my limbs bound and restricted and tentacles in all three relevant orifices; preferably leaking cum or inserting eggs into me. X3 Me: In my bed, lying on my back, a dildo in my ass as I fap to good sexual RP.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself? Both: Bisexual xenophile! Rose: We like whatever looks beautiful. Me: And feels good.
Do you look at hentai? Rose: Nope. Me: Errrm, do pictures and animations on Inkbunny count? Rose: Of course not.
Real porn? Rose: Nope. Me: Nah.
Do you read smutty/porn stories? Rose: Yes. Hell yes. Hell. Fucking. Yes. Me: See Rose' answer.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories? Rose: Of course! ^.^ Me: Hells yeah!
Who was your first kiss with? Rose: Okay, look. My author is lazy, he didn't make up every detail of my life, so we really have no idea. Me: I don't remember if I even had one, but if I did, we were too young for it to count.
Are they of the opposite sex? See above.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? Rose: Hell. Fucking. Yes. Me: No. I'm a virgin, remember? v.v
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? Rose: ...consider...? 0.ó Me: Yes.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears? Rose: 0.ó ...implying I have my ears pierced... Me: OUCH, HELL NO.
Do you have any tattoos? Rose: I have fur, you couldn't see them if I had them, so why would I ever want them? Me: Ouch, hell no.
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant? Rose: Nope! ^.^ Me: How? v.v
Ever done any illegal drugs? Rose: Drugs can be illegal? ;3 Me: I don't even drink or smoke, what the hell do you think?
If so, which ones? Rose: I don't take drugs, but if I did, there wouldn't be any illegal drugs for me to take, since, well, its THEIR bodies, why would we forbid them from doing things to them? You Terrans have really silly laws. 83 Me: I SAID NO.
Have you ever cheated on someone? Rose: Nope. ^.^ Me: How? v.v
Ever been cheated on? Rose: Nope. ^.^ Me: How? v.v
Have you ever been called a whore/slut? Rose: Everybeing who called me that immediately lost some teeth. >83 Me: Nope.
Do you own any sex toys? Rose: No need to, I can just create them when needed and disintegrate them or give them away as soon as I'm done with them. Me: Yes, many. Ask me in a comment if you want me to list them.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative? Rose: Hmm, I know only about my mom and dad, and I never had any fantasies about them, but maybe there are other relatives that I'm failing to remember on account of my author not having come up with them yet? Me: ...shut up, some of my (female) cousins are hot... >_>
Have you ever masturbated? Rose: *sarcastically* Why, of COURSE not! What do you think I am, some kind of pervert?! e.e Me: What the hell kinda question is that, how old do you think I am, 10?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself? Rose: ALL of my pictures count... >_> Me: Yes.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else? Rose: Of course. Me: Errrm, I photographed my cat once, does that count? o.o
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)? Rose: Does being a demigod count? Me: Nope, completely unnecessary, being a guy and never getting any and all that...
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn? Rose: Nope. Me: Does online RP'ing count?
Do you swear in front of your parents? Rose: "Swear?" 0.ó Oh, you mean cuss! Yeah, why not? Me: Yes.
Do they care? Rose: They care about me a lot, yes. 83 Me: Rose, that's not what the question means... Anyway, no, my parents don't care. Usually.
Are you uncomfortable yet? Rose: Nope, try harder. Me: What Rose said.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will? Rose: I don't really have my own, free will, being just a character and all... Me: KOLO FORCED ME TO, HE'S CRAZY AND HOLDING A CHAINSAW TO MY THROAT RIGHT NOW Me: Yes, what the fuck is up with these retarded questions?
