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MystBunny

YOU HAD ONE JOB!!

I don't believe it. I was playing Black and White on the 3rd island. I started with a decent population, but I made some disciple breeders to continue growing, then started working on the other villages, building homes, wonders, getting more villages, then I started to notice my miracles weren't charging as fast as they had been. When I checked back on my first village, the breeders were sitting on one side of the village, and the rest of the villagers were staying on the other side, and my population was steadily declining, to the point I nearly lost all of the females who weren't worshiping. Seriously! You had one fucking job!
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Added: 6 years, 12 months ago
 
Singemylover
6 years, 12 months ago
Why weren't they doing it?  AI glitch?
MystBunny
6 years, 12 months ago
Yeah they have to come within a certain proximity to an unbred female, then they'll boink, but they were staying too far away from them for some reason.
ShaneAndCo
6 years, 12 months ago
Hahaha

I never played the original much, but I did love part 2.

But the scenario is very recognizable xD
MystBunny
6 years, 12 months ago
I haven't played 2. I hope the games come to GoG or something. Had to install a fan patch on the original to get it to run.
Hornybunny
6 years, 12 months ago
Dumb fuckers can't fuck.

I really need to get an external disc drive and install that game. been years since I last played it.
MystBunny
6 years, 12 months ago
You'll need fan patch 1.4 to play it, after installing 1.1, then 1.2
MarcusKoopa
6 years, 12 months ago
*snickers* Oh man.. that takes me back... Well Black and White 2... isn't really like the original. It's kind of like sim city and black and white fucked so you can still do SOME god stuff, but a lot of the focus is on building. Personally, I liked it MORE because I enjoy building things, but that's just me. There's supposed to be a military aspect, but I always found that the opponent was so insanely over-powered in the army department that it was easier and saner just to wall yourself off and turtle them out.
MystBunny
6 years, 12 months ago
Ah. I might play it one day.
MarcusKoopa
6 years, 12 months ago
If you're an evil bastard, you can be HILARIOUSLY evil.. like have piles of heads on stakes, blood drenched fountains, torture chambers, screaming animals, sobbing children being violated in the street...
MystBunny
6 years, 12 months ago
Torture chambers? Can you torture children? =9 Also in one of my evil playthroughs of the original, I made a bunch of breeders and taught my monster to eat the children because there were always plenty.
MarcusKoopa
6 years, 12 months ago
Oh you can torture ANYONE. But it's not graphical.. it's.. sort of like a giant spiky meat grinder you dump your victim into and hear the horrific blood curdling screams of agony while everyone around suddenly stops, stares, and collapses into sobs of terror.
MystBunny
6 years, 12 months ago
yay ^_^ screams will work. Also if you can't see what's going on in one of those things, it leaves a delicious amount to the imagination.
MarcusKoopa
6 years, 12 months ago
Well the only thing that sucks about Evil is that it's harder to win by building because it WANTS you to focus on military... which you're kind of crippled at... Still, I've done the Evil Architect route, mostly with the help of skyscrapers. Imagine vertical ghettos of misery that pierce the heavens. You can almost imagine the cubs at the upper floors desperately clinging to people for warmth and being happy for any "contact" they can get.
Nadhari
6 years, 7 months ago
Ok, can you toss me a link to this, sounds like alot of fun.

And is this a fan patch? how the hells can underage toons suffer, how did this get past the radar?

If it is a fan patch then please, toss me a link to where to get it
MarcusKoopa
6 years, 7 months ago
Black and White 2. Original content in game. If you play heavy evil you get the torture chambers and as the world get more twisted you can hear the constant sobbing of children, screaming of unnatural animals, and squeels which most likely are kids getting brutally railed by said unnatural animals... the last part you have to imagine yourself, however.
MarcusKoopa
6 years, 7 months ago
You'll have to either buy it or torrent it yourself though. I don't think IB allows links to that stuff.
Nadhari
6 years, 7 months ago
hehe already downloading one as we speak.
Was wondering how they got that past the radar. Figured it was a fan patch. Eh.
MarcusKoopa
6 years, 7 months ago
Oh it was made back in the day when PC gaming wasn't monitored because everyone was watching consoles and computers were just for Super Nerds.
Nadhari
6 years, 7 months ago
Heh, well gonna give it a whirl and see if I can make a replica of one of my fiction character's home dimension. (He is a demon, just to get the general idea.)
corgblam
6 years, 12 months ago
I love that game. Too bad it has pirate protection where the villagers can't age past 1 tear old when born.
MystBunny
6 years, 12 months ago
I think the fan patch may fix a lot of that. I noticed in the old version, worshipers consumed all the food in the same time no matter how much you put in there, but the fan patch seems to have fixed that too.
corgblam
6 years, 11 months ago
I'll have to try it.
SojiroEX
6 years, 11 months ago
Time to feed em to your beastie~ =3
MystBunny
6 years, 11 months ago
hehe ^_^ even when I play a good game I let my creature eat villagers
SojiroEX
6 years, 11 months ago
Num num num~
Kokocho
6 years, 11 months ago
what game are you talking about??
MystBunny
6 years, 11 months ago
Black and White. You play as a god and you expand your influence to gain control of villages
Kokocho
6 years, 11 months ago
you have a link?
MystBunny
6 years, 11 months ago
Not to the game itself, since no-one's selling it any more, but been following along with this series.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3C7EF282EC646921
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