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MystBunny

My cat is a major cunt

I had a bit of a rough night last night. It started with my cat seeking affection when I was ready to go to bed, which is pretty routine. When she's got me in the bed, not distracted, or on the toilet, she knows that's the best time to get pettings. Usually I give her a little attention until she's satisfied and she lays down on the other end of the bed, or heads into the living room to sleep.

Later that night I woke up with a bit of nausea from eating a big meal right before bed. I got up and took a couple of antacids, and went back to bed. Natalie decided she wanted some more attention. I wanted to sleep. Still, I pet her a little, and then tried to get back to sleep. I then felt her breathing on my face. She had moved her face right next to mine, not doing anything, just staring. I said "No, kitty, it's time to sleep." but she wasn't buying it. She laid down, but still kept her face right up against me.

So I rolled over so that I was facing Talia, my dog. I felt Natalie walking down towards the foot of my bed, over my legs, and back around. I heard Talia give a low growl, and when I opened my eyes, Natalie was standing over her, which she doesn't like, and staring at me. I said "No, kitty, go to bed." Then she tried to stand on top of Talia to get closer to my face again, which Talia REALLY doesn't like. So I had to push her away until she got the message, but that didn't stop her from waking me up a few more times during the night with her face against mine. I pushed her away until she got the message, only to come back again when I was asleep later.

This morning, I was half awake, and decided I didn't want to get out of bed just yet. I stretched and shifted, and my big toe slowly peeked out from under the blanket. Then I felt a claw bury itself in my big toe and all hopes of getting back to sleep ended.
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Added: 7 years ago
 
cooldam
7 years ago
HAHA, aww sounds like she loves you. ;)
MystBunny
7 years ago
Yes, but it'd be nice if she loved me when I was awake DX
jadestyx
7 years ago
My cat does the same thing though he brushes my face with his paw, or pushes his head under my hands, when I want to go to sleep, funny about that.
MystBunny
7 years ago
"You sleep when I'm done with you" DX
jadestyx
7 years ago
Could be worse: When you mentioned about how you cat face was next to yours, I thought she was going to do to you what mine almost did to me, making yakking noises to throw up, one of mine almost threw up on my bed with me in it, but I was able to toss them to the floor before it happened. Great noise to wake up to in the middle of the night.
MystBunny
7 years ago
This has happened to me before too.
catprowler
7 years ago
me as well.... Although hearing that noise from a dog is just as bad.  Jumping out of bed trying to tell them to get outside.
MystBunny
7 years ago
hmm, that would suck for me now that I've started sleeping nude >.>
catprowler
7 years ago
Dog sleeps on the floor thankfully, can't really fit a full 60lb dog in my bed when she likes to move around.  However hearing that hacking/urping  noise is a real eye opener and makes you jump.  Only happened twice but that was more than enough.
gs382
7 years ago
yep i've had this happen. I hope your toe is ok
MystBunny
7 years ago
My toe's fine. My sleep schedule, however.. -.-
MarcusKoopa
7 years ago
*chuckles* My giant death cat always does the opposite.. he wants to LEAVE when I'm ready to go to sleep. So I have to get up and let him out.
MystBunny
7 years ago
If it's every day I would just pick him up and take him outside before bed.
MarcusKoopa
7 years ago
Oh it depends. Usually he'll let me know he wants to go before I'm ready for bed... but sometimes I forget he's in the room or he's let in late and he'll hop up to head butt me in the face until I make with the door opening. One day he'll develop thumbs and operate the knob for himself.
xCookiex
7 years ago
dogs have owners cats have staff
MystBunny
7 years ago
and bunnies have horny predators everywhere >.>
MarcusKoopa
7 years ago
*whistles softly and calmly grabs up a bunny, shoving him into his large koopa mouth*
MystBunny
7 years ago
YEEP! D=
MarcusKoopa
7 years ago
*performs bizarre and unholy deviant acts with his tongue on the poor trapped bun*
xCookiex
7 years ago
breathes fire
the
the
koopa and takes my bunbun to bed *evil laff*
Soulfire
7 years ago
cats are evil o.o , mostly
MystBunny
7 years ago
More than they want us to know
Soulfire
7 years ago
they have powers that can cloud peoples minds . how else do you explain that people find it cute that they will suddenly turn on you when playing ans scratch
xCookiex
7 years ago
they are in partnership with potatoes to take over the world
MystBunny
7 years ago
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