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TMI Tuesday

by bbbuuu

Geez, this week seems to be going by in a bit of a blur for me lmao X'D Been working a little on two commissions, and dealing with incompetent bosses at work (driving me insane omg), so it's good I've got a day off tomorrow!

Same type deal as always, question from me, then question from you XD

What are some of the cheesiest one liners in fanfiction or movies or books that you've heard XD? I love me some one liners, when they're good, they're awesome, and when they're cheesy, they're hilarious lmao

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SonicFoxhound

7 years ago

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Try relax bbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuu and enjoy the day off x3

"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?......... I lied!"
or
“Let off some steam Bennett.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger, he has soo many epic quotes xD I love them, he is the best! xD

more of arnolds best quotes xD
My question for you!:

If you could hypnotize or mind control, Shadow, Sonic, Jet and Tails.

What would you make them do, naughty or silly or would you even change their personality and have some laugh for it or something else ;)

bbbuuu

7 years ago

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@ SonicFoxhound

Arnold, one of the original Masters of the One Liner XD

Hmm, interesting question... I'm a little strange with hypnosis/mind control, at least when it comes to ME being the one doing it, as opposed to a different character XD I'd personally feel guilty if I made them do naughty stuff or changed their personality totally, so I'd probably be very boring, maybe just make them say quotes I found funny, or do some stunts or something, maybe rob a bank so I could be rich and commission all the smut I wanted of them muhahahaha X'D

If I WAS gonna make them do naughty stuff though, I'd probably just have them take turns doing Sonic, and doing kinky stuff to him heh XD

Lex

7 years ago

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The only one coming to mind right now is the part in Resident Evil when you fight Lisa, and Wesker says "take a piece of the action." Something about it cracks me up every time.

If you could live off of one food supplied to you infinitely, what would it be?

bbbuuu

7 years ago

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@ Lex

Heh, "Chris, take a piece of the action!" X'D I love how he just casually glances back like "Oh, it's just Chris" lmao! I always thought it was a funnier fight with Wesker in particular, because he was only armed with the basic handgun, which didn't do shit to Lisa, whereas Barry had the bigass magnum, which stumbled Lisa with each shot... so with Jill, Barry could keep Lisa off of himself, AND off of Jill, but with Wesker, Lisa would 9 times out of 10 (at least for me lol) just do that leaping move, and land right in Wesker's face, and then just bitchslap him off the edge of the platform like he was nothing, and then turn her attention to me... so I'd have to try to shoot her so that she was hanging off the edge of the platform, so I'd have time to push those statues down XD

Hmm... assuming that I could live off the food with no health problems, it's a tough choice XD... with the taste I've been craving now, I'd probably pick Puerco Pibil on yellow rice, a mexican dish I enjoy XD It's a spicy, slow roasted pork, and it's absolutely delicious... it's been ages since I've had it though, it takes one day to prepare, because it has to marinate in the spices beforehand.

ManaAraxis

7 years ago

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"You cannot defeat me! I am a God!" Or similar lines. So cliche.

Have you ever blew up on toxic bosses before?

bbbuuu

7 years ago

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@ ManaAraxis

Heh, never blown up on them before, but I've come pretty close XD I've had quite a number of bad managers (at my first franchise, I worked for 10 different managers in less than a year, because they kept quitting or getting fired lol) but there was one manager who I SWEAR I was so close to starting an actual, punch-to-the-face fight with, because he'd make the most insulting or outrageous comments or accusations to me, and did stuff to actively sabotage me... there was one time, I'd asked for each Monday and Tuesday of the month off, to spend some time with a family member, and when he saw that I'd marked those days down on the off-day calendar, he told me that he wasn't giving me those days, and that he had considered FIRING me for asking, because it 'Showed that I'm entitled'.

He'd call up the store on FRIDAY nights (we were open til midnight) and send my coworkers home if we had a fifteen minute period of no customers, because CLEARLY fifteen minutes of no customers meant we weren't busy and didn't need 3 people at the store... it was a bad area, druggies and shit always lurking around, night shift always has random rushes of customers, so you can't gauge 'how busy it is' on a fifteen minute window... so now I had to deal with all the customers and do the register by myself, and to top it off, AFTER going through 4 hours of customer rush, solo, MIDNIGHT, I had to prep all the food by myself now, wash all the dishes by myself, pack away the leftover food by myself, sweep, mop, and close out the register by myself... and the next day, this fuckface had the balls to tell me I did a terrible job closing, so he was only gonna give me two days of work for the next week... MONDAY AND TUESDAY. If he had had his own car that he drove to work (he got a ride from his boyfriend each day) I swear to god I would have popped all four of his tires on my way out the door lol...

Funnily enough though, things got better between me and him... it took a month or so, but I think he realized that everyone else who worked for him sucked ass, and I was the only consistent one who took his job seriously. He never apologized for his dickhole behavior, but his haughty, shitty attitude changed, and he got a lot more humble and friendly.

ManaAraxis

7 years ago

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@ bbbuuu

I can imagine. Sounds similar to retail bosses I've had. So glad I'm leaving the 99 cent store. Won't miss trashy customers and managers who shouldn't be managers.

iforgetwhatmynameis

7 years ago

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One of my favorite one liners Is from one of the cheesiest movies of all time. Leprechaun. " fuck you lucky charms " So bad It's good. Also pretty much every one liner Arnold Schwarzenegger has said.

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