And somehow between the two, it induced the most livid, wild, bizarre dreams I've ever had. I wish I could have somehow recorded the whole thing; there were three unique dream sequences seperated by times I awakened. One involved characters from Nickelodeon's Doug passing through the mall near where I grew up, and I was one of them and attempted to find a place just to lay down and watch TV. Many of the food court stores were converted to book stores, or large lounges of couches, or combinations of the two, and I couldn't figure out why they hadn't designed it like this sooner. I stumbled on an extremely attractive woman in her lower 20s or so doing naked boxing (an actual person, not animation). I finally found a place to lie down, but it was the middle of a casino floor and people kept almost stepping on me.
The next sequence involved my learning that Sylvester Stallone had actually died in 2009, which was tragic to me, although I kept calling him Robert De Niro. I eventually went on this long quest to find his casket. I then tried to use a bathroom, but based on my penis size, I was required to use it twice (it was a "kappa" or something penis size they told me, which was larger than a kappa jr. but smaller than some other name). I almost gave up the second time and peed in the sink.
I also had a really trippy dream sequence which was a never ending transitional black and white animation, which was really wild. I can't remember it all, but I do recall a creature like a pansear pokemon monkey taking his huge cock and slapping somebody. The whole thing was like the Adult Swim bumpers designed by John K; I cannot find the one I'm thinking of, but it was a wild transition of morphing characters in black and white. Ultimately, it settled on the moral lesson that you shouldn't be afraid of pregancy, and you shouldn't be afraid to get STDs, you should have sex instead of smoking crack, and that the whole animation was basically targeted to teens today for this lesson.
