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Jay1743

Amazon.com thinks I'm weird

I love to read, and I love amazon.com. But I have an... issue with the website. Amazon uses your purchase history, your wishlist, and other customers' purchasing statistics to generate a list of recommended items for you to buy. In the last few months, I've gotten some laugh-out-loud suggestions:

* How 2 Be Awsum: A LOLcat Guide 2 Life
* Ass Goblins of Auschwitz
* The Faggiest Vampire
* The Semen Book
* The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas <-- I'm tempted to point
Wolfblade
Wolfblade
and
Beachfox
Beachfox
towards this. Maybe it will encourage them to experiment with straight porn.

But the absolute worst part is -- these recommendations are fairly spot-on. I ended up buying the Vagina coloring book to give to a sibling of mine as a gag gift, and I ended up reading the first 6 or 7 chapters of Ass Goblins of Auschwitz. It's horrific - the book begins with all the slave boys lining up in the camp yard, dropping their pants, bending over, and getting fisted. The first one to scream gets killed -- but very funny, if you like very (very, very) dark humor. I'm probably going to end up buying it at some point.

These recommendations are likely the result of some of my more interesting wish list items and purchases (Fish: A Memoir of a Boy in a Man's Prison,
The Most Human Human: What Talking with Computers Teaches Us About What It Means to Be Alive, True Porn Clerk Stories, Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex).

Have any of you out there gotten some weird recommendations? Please share.
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Added: 7 years, 9 months ago
 
Thanatos
7 years, 9 months ago
While looking at the product of a male porn stars ass modeled fleshlight, I noticed that customers that have bought this product also bought Sarah Palin's Faith Family and Freedom book.
Lyserdigi
7 years, 9 months ago
Oh gawd...
Although somehow not that surprised =^..^=
DorkyWolf
7 years, 9 months ago
Dear gawd! XD That wins!
Lyserdigi
7 years, 9 months ago
XD
Thanks for the laughs..
Always need some
=^..^=
PsyChuan
7 years, 9 months ago
House of Leaves.
DeuceSwift
7 years, 9 months ago
You should send the coloring book to EasySpark as well. XD
Jay1743
7 years, 9 months ago
I poked him and pointed him towards this journal :)
DeuceSwift
7 years, 9 months ago
Hehehe. >:3
superboymx2001
7 years, 9 months ago
Straight porn coloring  book... Hahaha
I like that idea... Where can I buy it? Hahaha
Jay1743
7 years, 9 months ago
Click the link :P
superboymx2001
7 years, 9 months ago
Hahahaha... Sorry... I mean:
"Straight porn coloring  book...  Made by Wolfblade, Beachfox and/or Easyspark"

That will be something that I definitively should buy... =3
DarwentheOrca
7 years, 9 months ago
I want the Pornogami book that's also mentioned on the Vagina Coloring Book page.

Pornogami
Jay1743
7 years, 9 months ago
That's one way of supporting the fine arts :P
Wolfblade
7 years, 9 months ago
Gawd, I clicked one of the preview pages for the vagina book and if anything, it only makes me LESS open to the idea of potentially drawing them at any stage in the future. XD
DorkyWolf
7 years, 9 months ago
Haha, after reading the journal AND your testemony, I had to see xD Oh lord oh lord! "My vagina looks like [blank]" "My vagina smells like [blank]" Yup... thats as far as i read before i was like "Ok ( o.0 ) I did not need to read this! Especially when the though that comes to mind is rotten fish...."
Wolfblade
7 years, 9 months ago
I've never smelled a vagina, but the fact that "fish" is always, ALWAYS, the way people choose to describe the smell of one... I don't know if I'd consider that a good thing even if I was straight.
Jay1743
7 years, 9 months ago
Unless you came into the world via C-section, you were too young to remember what it smelled like *grin*
superboymx2001
7 years, 9 months ago
What is the alternative to vagina in the gay world? =/
How do it smells? =z
And do you bother if a vagina smells fishy? =))
In this case, the "alternative" can smell even worst...=& Hahahaha

In both cases, it's all about hygiene... =3

Why the Amusement Park is in the same area of the Toxic Waste Dissposal Ducts? Hahahaha That's bad engineering!!

Jay1743
7 years, 9 months ago
Awww ;)
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