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Kai on his Sex Life

Kai's Sex Meme.....
Stolen from Gray, who stole it from Ketsa, who stole it from somewhere, all the way back to Blaire.

Doing this using my OC, because he's far more interesting than me.

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What colour are your underwear/panties?
Blue and grey stripes

Do they have a design?
... Stripes...

Girls, what color is your bra?
Someone with interior plumbing can answer this. I can't.

Is there a design?
What kind of design can be on something that doesn't exist?

What color are your socks?
Black. Wool. Warm.

Is there a design on them?
The brand name is displayed in red under the toes.

Are you a virgin ?
Yes.

Happy that way?
Well, having only one testicle hurts, even brushing up against a smooth surface is painful. I don't want any unnecessary friction. So that's a yes.

What is your favorite sex position?
Oral Sex. With me giving it.

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
I'm straight. I consider myself an open minded straight.

Do you look at hentai?
No, I try not to be aroused much, on account the pain it causes.

Real porn?
Again, I try to avoid unnecessary pain.

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Have you not been listening?

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
I try to avoid it, like anything else of the arousing nature.

Who was your first kiss with?
Still waiting...

Are they of the opposite sex?
Whom?

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No.

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
No.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Debatable.

If so, where?
My back is pierced, but that also functions as a flight device.

Do you have any tattoos?
One.

If so, where?
On my stomach between my legs. It's the proof of my arrest record.

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
No.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
I dedicated a small section of my garden to it.

If so, which ones?
Marijuana.

Have you ever cheated on someone?
I'd have had to be dating somepony first...

Ever been cheated on?
Refer to the last answer, please...

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Yes. In prison. Now he's on life support.

Do you own any sex toys?
Ouch...

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Afraid not...

Have you ever masturbated?
Oh, how much it would hurt...

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Yep.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Yeah. Almost all the time, my friends and I are running around town, buck-naked. It's normal attire.

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
I lack one of my vital reproductive organs, as well as a good bit of another. If sex didn't hurt like hell, I would probably use a rubber.

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
No. Nude beings, yes, specifically detailing the reproductive system, but they were merely diagrams.

Do you swear in front of your parents?
I do not.

Do they care?
Not Dad. (he's deceased)

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Not at all.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
No, my creator is forcing me to answer these. Granted, I'm not resisting, but that wouldn't matter, anyway.
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