It looked like fun, and I haven't said anything blatantly personal about myself in a while~
What colour are your underwear/panties? Orange!
Do they have a design? Little black crabs drawn all over the place. They're my crabby boxers.
Girls, what color is your bra? I think my mate is wearing her purple one...
Is there a design? Not that I recall...
what color are your socks? Bland and white!
Is there a design on them? Nope.
Are you a virgin ? Haven't been for a few years now.
Happy that way? Meh.
What is your favorite sex position? Cowgirl. <-- I didn't even need to change anything from blair's! :V
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself? 99% Straight.
Do you look at hentai? S'why I'm here! :3
Real porn? Rarely. I generally find drawn porn to be more realistic. Relaxed girls masturbating doesn't have much of a market... ^^;;
Do you read smutty/porn stories? Pretty often. Heck, I consider roleplaying to be porn stories in real-time! :D
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories? Not often, and even then it's limited to boy/boy cubby stuff around here.
Who was your first kiss with? My first girlfriend in my junior year in High School.
Are they of the opposite sex? Yup.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? Kissed yes, sex no.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? They're limited to friends I know online, and would consider it even if they (undoubtedly) don't look a thing like their fursona~.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears? Nope.
If so, where? ...uhhh... a piercing glare?
Do you have any tattoos? Nuh-uh.
If so, where? On a limb I don't have.
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant? Nope, and don't hope to for a while.
Ever done any illegal drugs? No, but I grew up around a lot of stoners.
If so, which ones? COFFEE??!?
Have you ever cheated on someone? Nope.
Ever been cheated on? ...probably. ^^;;
Have you ever been called a whore/slut? Not with any serious tone to it. XD
Do you own any sex toys? I am my own sex toy.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative? Yes. And make it plural. ^^;;
Have you ever masturbated? I am male and over the age of 10. 'Nuff said.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself? ...yes.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else? Nope.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)? I used to pay for my mate's birth control, but now her insurance covers it. Other than that I still use condoms from time to time as an extra guarantee.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn? I obviously draw it now, but I used to write stories. If I find the drive I'll fish them out and post them.
Do you swear in front of your parents? My mother actually /asked/ me to swear around the house when I was little.
Do they care? I think she was more concerned that there were words that frightened me.
Are you uncomfortable yet? Oh lord no.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will? I was gonna put something clever here... but I got nothin'.
Giggle giggle. I used to be an English major, but got scared away from that because upper level lit courses were teh suck. XP I'd add an English major at my current university, but they require me to demonstrate intermediate level proficiency with a foreign language, and no. I don't want to do that. Or at least not in any of the languages they offer. So psychology it is. XP
*babble babble babble* You prolly don't care. XP
Giggle giggle. I used to be an English major, but got scared away from that because upper level lit
Giggle giggle. I took mostly creative writing seminars. A few English lit courses, none of which transferred to my current university from my old one, because why would state universities have transferable courses? That would be too convenient. Oh, the rants I could unleash... but meh. It's close to home and relatively cheap. Just need to finish this damned Bachelor's degree now. And try to ignore the familiar pressure because "OMG WE ALL HAD OUR BACHELOR'S DEGREES AT 22 WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG HERP DERP."
Family sucks.
Giggle giggle. I took mostly creative writing seminars. A few English lit courses, none of which t