Gray's Valentine meme
Stolen by me
1. Are you single or taken?
Single, of course.
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate won't die on me. On the otherhand, I'm the one making the chocolates, so either one is just going to be okay.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Scrub my kitchen, Build a sculpture out of sugar, do some paperwork... No, nothing particularly interesting...
4. Do you like anyone?
I've been commanded to Love and Tolerate. I'm not allowed to dislike anypony!
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
Andrea Libman, Tara Strong, Tabitha St. Germain...
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Look at my answer to number three and tell me what you think the answer to that question is...
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Oh, yes. I admired her from afar, as well, but we never got up the courage to actually get together...
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I've written the same one over and over again, and never sent it. Gods, I'm pathetic...
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
I believe fat babies shouldn't play with weapons.
11. Do your parents give you presents on valentines day?
Yes. My mother sends me flowers every year.
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
Nope. Waste of paper.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
Half a can of Mountain Dew.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
"No," says the guy making a fortune selling chocolates. "I love Valentines!"
16. How is your love life?
I live with my mother. How do you think my love life is?
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
18. How many roses would you want to receive?
Regular? One. Fondant? Thirty. Sugar? Forty. That should get me through Valentines...
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
As much as I look forward to any other busy workday...
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
See answer twenty-one.
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
See answer six.
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
There was this one year... Best.Valentines. Ever.
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
Forty-one, in Elementary school
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Yep. As soon as I found out that there was no money in the card, I filed it with the rest. In the recycling bin.
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Nope. Don't plan to, either, at this rate...
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
Did you not read the answer to my last question?
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
A Heath bar.
31. What was the worst?
Being shot in the groin with a BB gun. By my brother. While I wasn't wearing pants. While I was playing Final Fantasy, and not paying attention to what he was doing.
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
Have I ever started dating someone ever?
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14 Feb 2013 10:05 CET