70 Questions Meme! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR TAGGING ME.

1. Are your parents married or divorced?

The last time I saw Mom E. and Dad E... they were happily married!

2. Are you a vegetarian?

I currently survive on Cactus-Os cereal and Cactus Salad, but if I could actually catch something, I would be VIOLENTLY carnivorous.

3. Do you believe in Heaven?

All yotes go to heaven, don't they?

4. Have you ever come close to dying?

Oh lotsa times! Being a coyote after a roadrunner is the most dangerous profession in the world!

5. What jewelry do you wear 24/7?

No time for jewelry! Gotta catch that runner!

6. Favorite time of day?

Bedtime!

7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?

Eauch! Who eats broccoli!?

8. Do you wear makeup?

...Sometimes.

9. Ever have plastic surgery?

Nooope!

11. What do you wear to bed?

Just a sleeping cap!

12. Have you ever done anything illegal?

I've been advised by my legal counselor to not answer this question.

13. Can you roll your tongue?

Uh-huh! I can also tie it in three knots!

14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows?

Why would I tweeze my eyebrows?

15. What kind of sneakers?

Barefoot! Sometimes the odd rocket skates or bouncy shoes.

16. Do you believe in Abortions?

They exist, yeah.

17. What is your Hair color?

Taaan!

18. Future child's name?

I've always been partial to Bryan, or Rodriguez, or Lord Maestro Emperor King Alexander Arthur Nero Dragonkaiser Barbarossa XVCCII

19. Do you snore?

...Eeyup.

20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?

I'd... I'd really like to go home.

21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

Stuffed animals are for cubs! *Hastily stuffs his bear, Bennett, underneath his pillow*

22. If you won the lottery, what would you do first?

Invest in ACME.

23. Gold or silver?

Gold or silver what? Well, if it's the color, silver, but if it's say... coins, jewelry, or a death ray? Gold.

24. Hamburger or hot dog?

Taste of hamburger, shape of hot dog!

25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Bacon!

26. City, beach or country?

City! I love malls and stuff!

27. What was the last thing you touched?

My ACME keyboard, I suppose!

28. Where did you eat last?

Dinner table!

29. When's the last time you cried?

Yesterday, after stubbing my toe!

30. Do you read blogs?

Sure I do! My favorite is bubblebuttland!

31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?

It's a part of my job description.

32. Ever been involved with the police?

A couple of times!

33. What's your favorite shampoo conditioner and soap?

ACME Head and Haunches bodywash!

34. Do you talk in your sleep?

I think so!

35. Ocean or pool?

I think pools are safer. The last time I tried wading in the ocean, I ended up living in a whale for three days.

36. Missing question, make your own:
Sub or dom?

It doesn't matter. RAPE!

37. Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend?

I don't speak Italian, but that sounded pretty! For a dirty weekend? I guess I'd spend time cleaning!

38. Window seat or aisle?

WINDOW SEEEAT!!

39. Ever met anyone famous?

I got to shake Woody Woodpecker's hand once! And Wile E. Coyote's a distant uncle of mine! ^ ^ No relation.

40. Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?

I- er... no. No, I don't think I've been successful so far.

41. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

I twirl!

42. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?

I have no idea who those are!

43. Basketball or Football?

What? No tetherball?

44. How long do your showers last?

As long as they need to be!

45. Automatic or do you drive a stick?

Is this about vibrators? Cuz mines pink, spiked, and tastes like bubblegum!

46. Cake or ice cream?

CAN'T IT BE ICE CREAM CAKE!?

47. Are you self-conscious?

HAH!! No way! *slinks behind a chair* Maybe a little bit...

48. Have you ever drank so much you threw up?

Nuh-uh!

49. Have you ever given money to a beggar?

I've used up my monthly allotment of funds on beggars! ...and then I give them my tears.

50. Have you been in love?

Tragically... yeah.

51. Where do you wish you were?

Hooome...

52. Are you wearing socks?

*Wiggles feet* Nope! Maybe I should! My tootsies are getting cold!

53. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?

Mnm-hm! Drove one too!

54. Can you tango?

*Holds a rose between his fangs* Do fish swim?

55. Last gift you received?

Awesome snuggles from Mr. seanbunneh!

56. Last sport you played?

Does a soda drinking contest count as a sport?

57. Things you spend a lot of money on?

ACME products.

58. Where do you live?

The desert! Somewhere in the real world!

59. Where were you born?

Uhm... 'born' is such a complicated term.

60. Last wedding attended?

-was catastrophic.

61.Favorite underwear?

Real toons don't wear underwear!

62. same with this. Tattoos?

I don't have tattoos! I have markings that the stork delivered me with!

63. Most hated food(s)?

Broccoli.

64. What's your least fav.?

...Broccoli.

65. Can you sing?

YES. Not well, but yes!

66. Last person you instant messaged?

My big brother, AsherTail!

67. Last place you went on holiday?

Well, here!

68. Favorite regular drink?

Milkshakes!

69. Current Song?

Trust Me I'm a Doctor - The Blizzards https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_6u4c-BfEk

70. Tag 3 friends:

THIS.

DIES.

WITH ME.

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