What is "Furries Did It"?

"Furries Did It" is an audio group, run by myself and

Nuke, that focuses on (but does not limit to) erotic audio dramas. We are a sorry group of about three or four furries who work very hard on making high quality audio lewds that will encourage people to wax philosophical... and also fap a whole bunch.

Nuke and I do our level best to arrange most of these for the site. Some others in the group pitch in a paw here and there. We really have no scruples at all. It's all really sad and, might I say, quite lewdicredulous.

I am always looking for more blood, however. Would you be interested in being a part of the group? There are some very strict prerequisites that you need to be able to fulfill before you can.

1: Reliability

Please do not volunteer if you spend most of your time NOT available to help out on a regular basis. Daily is preferred. We don't want a project held up because you always have work or bad hours. We have hired a lot of people who thought it would be fun, but they really were not taking it that seriously, or they just never could find the time. Please don't even entertain the idea of joining us if you cannot make yourself available as a regularity. We need you. We need to make porn. Oh my god.

2: Good Sound Quality

Does your mic suck? Is your cell phone your only receptacle for sound reception? No mic at all? EGAD! Please pass us up! We are perfectionists!  We want our porn to sound as if a AAA studio worked on it. Give us some good sound, damn it!

Have a quiet, non-echoing place that doesn't have a lot of humming or machines (running dishwashers, fans, loud refrigerators etc.) and don't keyboard/mouse click, stomp, bump, rub or smack your hands while speaking because we can't edit any of that out.

Also if you could just avoid breathing altogether somehow that would be great. We hate people who breathe. Stop it.

3: Have Discord or Telegram

Discord is the program of choice for my team to communicate. This prerequisite is easily rectified by downloading it. However, we have recently been using Telegram a lot more lately. It also helps with huge file transfers. So Telegram is okay too. But get one of them please.

4: Ability to Take Criticism

If you audition and I say "Good Gawd! That sounded horrible! Please do better!" are you going to throw a tantrum?  If so, you need not apply! We are hard on each other all the time. We can handle the stress of it. If you can't, then please... no. I am not a babysitter. I need to be able to tell people when they suck.

5: Openness to Fetishes and Nonconformative Ideas

My good friend, are you often disgusted by particular nasty things? If you are in the presence of people talking about fetishes you dislike, do you cringe and whine or run away? Please, no. Thank you, no. We are all hedonists here. Baphomet be praised for his wisdom. Pass us by.

6: Join Because You Want to Voice Act

Do NOT join  just because you want a constant stream of commissions or to work on your own projects. Please don't. Don't do that. Commissions will happen if they do. Don't rely on them. And most of the time, we are just going to be doing our own stuff. Have no expectations coming in but to have lines to occasionally do for us.

7: Don't Be Difficult

If you constantly complain or demand special conditions, we'll probably just drop you. And once you're gone, we'll say things like, "What the heck was with that guy?" and stuff like that. We're trying to make good porn here. We want things too run smoothly. Let us do it.

8: The Other Things I Forgot

I reserve the right to bring things up later that were not mentioned on this list. I do not excel at list making. Therefor this part of the list shall act as the wild card.

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And here is a list (Yes, another one!) of things we are presently looking for in voice work.

1: Dad Voices

Big burly and deep sexy DILF voices. We need you. We need you so bad.

2: Females

YOU'RE HIRED!

3: Cute Voices

Sweet and squeaky... yet still horny and hot. We love these.

4: Canon Character Voices

I personally adore this. I've been wanting to do some Star Fox and Zootopia audios for a while. But if you can do some of the mainstream cartoon voices, I would appreciate it. Furry characters preferred though!

5. Classically Trained/Shakespearean

I can make extremely good use of this sort of acting. Please apply.

6. Someone Who Can Bray Like A Donkey Real Well

I dunno. I just like it. Please apply.

7. Femboys

This is a very popular thing. If you can play femmy boys, then we will probably get a lot of use out of you.

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If you feel you can meet all these requirements and are ready to do some intense acting, as well as sucking on your fingers to make lewd cock-sucking sounds, just send me a note. We'll chat. See what's up.

If you voice act for us, you will be kept completely anonymous unless you specifically request to be credited in the description. Otherwise, we never share this information with listeners.

Hope to hear from you soon~ Slurp slurp~

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