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AlexReynard

CONDITION BLUE

On this 101-degree Fourth Of July (with occasional thunderstorms and fucking hail), I'd like to celebrate this most patriotic of holidays by announcing that I'm going to CANADA!!!

No, not because the Supreme Court ruled Barack's Sweet 'n Sour Health Care Jambalaya constitutional. Because there happens to be a furry con there soon! And that's a good enough excuse to go frolic with my friends Relee and Robby! And eat TRUCKLOADS OF POUTINE!

I really don't know much about the con itself, aside from that it's in London, Ontario from the 27th to 29th. If any of you think you might be in the area and want to hang out or just shake hands, that's cool. Really, the biggest draw of a furry con for me is being with friends. (The dealer's room is pretty sweet too.)

I will be distinguished by being a fat, bearded white guy. Which means I will look like 99% of everyone else there. Oh, snap!
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Added: 6 years, 4 months ago
 
Shuyo
6 years, 4 months ago
Have fun!
TheLastGasp
6 years, 4 months ago
I now want to make a sweet and sour health care jambalaya. dunno what would be in it. aside from lots of pork :P
Alfador
6 years, 4 months ago
To be honest, just about anything Congress manages to pass is going to contain a high content of pork. The reason we rejoice for this law is that it's a particularly healthy cut (you may begin flinging rotten tomatoes now). ;)
IndigoNeko
6 years, 4 months ago
Hah! 10 points to you, sir! You made me laugh. :)
ScottyKat
6 years, 4 months ago
Have fun dood =3 *snugs*  
KevinSnowpaw
6 years, 4 months ago
I got a few words to say.

Global FUCKING warming!

Al Gore Told you so America! Al gore Told you so! *flies to the moon to help Mr. Gore Fight of Dark Wizards!*
Gobby
6 years, 4 months ago
Moon Saphires?! With those I could open the Gates of Karesh!
AlexReynard
6 years, 4 months ago
Well, more like Al Gore plus every reputable scientist in existence told us so.
KevinSnowpaw
6 years, 4 months ago
pfft nobody listens to Scientists!
Beo
Beo
6 years, 4 months ago
Uhhh... I dun think I'd wanna touch yer hand.... X3
AlexReynard
6 years, 4 months ago
Yeah, I do tend to masturbate with it a lot.
AlexReynard
6 years, 4 months ago
In fact, I'm masturbating right now! Well whatta ya know!
FoxxyFluff
6 years, 4 months ago
Hav fun I live way to far south to go lol
drakiskier
6 years, 4 months ago
coming to visit canada?    the next con i will be at will be VancouFur next march or so, held in vancouver bc.   you should try to make it to that one too!
AlexReynard
6 years, 4 months ago
Not sure where that is in relation to me, but it might not be outside the scope of possibility if I can convince either of my Canadafriends to drive me.
drakiskier
6 years, 4 months ago
its in BC.    the west coast of canada, close to seattle.
AlexReynard
6 years, 4 months ago
Oh dear. Then I likely would not be able to attend unless I was going to Seattle anyway.
drakiskier
6 years, 4 months ago
awwwww.
LoZeed
6 years, 4 months ago
Going to canada huh? well watch out for hockey fans and plad wearing bears.
AlexReynard
6 years, 4 months ago
Actually, I didn't see much of that while I was there last time. Hmmm... What did I see a lot of? Canadian Tire and Tim Horton's, definitely. Generally it's pretty much like the U.S., but with a less 'stick up the ass' atmosphere.
LoZeed
6 years, 4 months ago
I figured as much, it just comes from the fact that this country is nowhere near as cool as it thinks,
Least they have more breatheable air and less whiney soccer moms, most of the scenery makes good puzzles through.
Relee
6 years, 4 months ago
He's actually really easy to recognize because he looks like Eggman's brother, with a beard instead of a moustache.

Seriously Alex I don't know anybody else who looks like you, and I know a lot of fat white guys.
AlexReynard
6 years, 4 months ago
I do seem to have an odd body shape. Round in the middle with (relatively) normal limbs.

Maybe while I'm up there we can hunt hedgehogs.
Relee
6 years, 4 months ago
Maybe at the pet store. They're SO CUTE.
makogrey
6 years, 4 months ago
Have fun I'm going to con bravo with some non furry friends the same weekend
asuraludu
6 years, 4 months ago
Have fun.  May you be inspired for hawt moose on goose lovin.
AlexReynard
6 years, 4 months ago
Well, this has got a beaver and a goose in it. That's pretty darn Canadian.

Plus the show's animated by Nelvana. That's really Canadian!
asuraludu
6 years, 4 months ago
Its also a pretty fun show, and the only one I know that has a likable character with a physical disability.
AlexReynard
6 years, 4 months ago
<trying to think of any other> ...Professor X?
asuraludu
6 years, 4 months ago
Nah.  Although he had a few moments of gaining respect (mostly in the cartoon), in the comics he still came off as a huge pompous jerk.  Add to that, he's already an adult.  And a rich one at that.  You wanna talk "handicapped and respectable, check out Silhouette.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silhouette_%28comics%29

AlexReynard
6 years, 4 months ago
Damn, she's pretty badass. Now I'm imagining her and Cloak hookin' up...
asuraludu
6 years, 4 months ago
Mmmmmmmm shadow lovin.  They melt together sooooo nicely.
nasthedarkone
6 years, 4 months ago
i too extend welcome for ur going to Canada, but steer clear of the pouteen, trust me, even if u get the real stuff its a heart attack waiting to happen and ud end up on the Jerks level for it...
AlexReynard
6 years, 4 months ago
WORTH IT.
justacritic
6 years, 4 months ago
I envy you for one of my favorite webcomic artists will be there. *sigh* I'm just a no good college homebody who doesn't even have a driver's license. I really need to get out more
AlexReynard
6 years, 4 months ago
Which artist?
Blackraven2
6 years, 4 months ago
Fun fact.

In the US people bitch because they finally introduce public healthcare.

In Europe the people bitch because they have cut it down and public healthcare for example does no longer cover dental replacements.

Then again there is some bitching about the fact that healthcare is now supposed to become mandatory for self employed people as well (so far it only is for workers/employees where the employer is required to pay most of the fees)

I get the impression people always bitch if you try to change things they got used to, no matter if for better or worse.

Have fun at the con :)
AlexReynard
6 years, 4 months ago
>I get the impression people always bitch if you try to change things they got used to, no matter if for better or worse.

Well, it helps when billionaires throw lots of money into deliberately misinforming the general public by any means necessary, making them think up is down, black is right, and more health care will kill them.
Xavkitsune
6 years, 4 months ago
Alex, make sure the chef is from quebec or the Poutine will be wrong. I should know, I live in Quebec.
Relee
6 years, 4 months ago
Sometimes, wrong poutine can be good too. <3
paddedfox
6 years, 4 months ago
have a lot of fun!
LandonFox
6 years, 4 months ago
Have fun.  I won't be going.  I'm sticking to conventions inside the USA because my security department is a bit crazy and I'd rather not have to deal with all the paperwork going out of country entails.
AlexReynard
6 years, 4 months ago
Indeed. Canada might accidentally learn our nuclear launch codes and then... apologize.

<rimshot>
nasthedarkone
6 years, 4 months ago
oh please, we already know the code....'3'...
AlexReynard
6 years, 4 months ago
Actually, it's Mountain Dew Code Red.
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