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Ainoko

Bad jokes for everyone...

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These jokes aren't for decent people.
They are Obnoxious, offensive, insulting and downright disgusting. Please don't come down on me, they are jokes, and I only pass them on.

Perverted Q & A Jokes




Q: What is the best birth control method for really-old
seniors?
A: NUDITY

Q: What does a rattlesnakes and a rubber have in common?
A: I know I don't fuck with either one of them.

Q: Why is a joke like a pussy?
A: Neither is any fun if you don't get it.


Q: What's a birth control pill?
A: The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep
from becoming pregnant.

Q: Why do brunettes always wear training bras?
A: It's cheaper than changing their band aids every day!

Q: What's the difference between a hunting dog and a
gay guy?
A: A hunting dog sics ducks.

Q: What does a girl from a trailer park and a bear have
in common?
A: They both lick their paws.

Q: Why do Country/Western singers have brown noses?
A: They've been looking for love in all the wrong places.

Q: Why are dicks like fishing?
A: You throw away the small ones...you eat the medium
ones and you mount the really big ones

Q: Whats the Fastest speed of sex ?
A: 68, because when you hit 69 you eat it.

Q: Why do sexy hunks have bad memories?
A: Umm... err... I forgot.

Q: If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom
and you are an AMERICAN when you come out of the
bathroom....what are you WHILE you are in the
bathroom?
A: EUROPEAN... of course!

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant
with a prostitute?
A: A two-ton pickup.

Q: What is the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow and gargle.

Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck his dick

Q: How do you get a really old, skanky whore lubricated?
A: Stick in a couple of fingers, scratch off some scabs, and let the pus run.

Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
A: You are the wind beneath my wings.

Q: Why is a necrophiliac like a fur trapper?
A: They're both looking for dead beaver.

Q: How does a gay guy fake an orgasm?
A: Stands behind his partner and throws warm yogurt on his back.

Q: What's the definition of gross?
A: Licking the sweat off your grandpa's back as you fuck him in the ass.

Q: What's gross?
A: When you're eating cornflakes, and your brother asks what happened to his scab collection.
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Added: 6 years, 4 months ago
 
supremekitten
6 years, 4 months ago
Well, here's my obligatory negative-discontent response.

Not funny, not funny, not true... and still not funny, there are other things... and still not funny, don't get it, stupid, don't get it, sort of funny... maybe... but not really, stupid - you mount fish?.., don't get it, lame, don't get it, sort of funny word game... maybe, nonsense,  stupid...and they hump you anyway... so why?, not funny, not sure if funny, don't get it, stupid... don't get it, not really... seen worse, how is this even a joke?

I wouldn't call these jokes, I didn't laugh once, neither was I insulted or disgusted or offended. But none of it was funny. Maybe 2, sort of, but not really. Not even a giggle here. Just a sort of "what? that's supposed to be funny? how? I don't get it" response from my brain.

I guess it's interesting that anyone can find something like this funny? Hard to understand but interesting.
Ainoko
6 years, 4 months ago
That is why I said these were bad jokes, I know that some will find these funny, stupid, obscene, etc. But that is the risk one takes
tarotwolf
6 years, 4 months ago
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
A: You are the wind beneath my wings.

Okay, being a male, I have to call this one a definite LMFTO, if only because I've grown so sick of that sappy song over the years. I retaliate with the following:

"Men are like snow storms: You never know how many inches you're going to get, nor how long it will last."

Judging from the above response, I suspect that
supremekitten
supremekitten
was in line to get a brain, though they said "train," and said, "Give me a little one that goes round and round." (dons asbestos suit, waits)
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