These jokes aren't for decent people.
They are Obnoxious, offensive, insulting and downright disgusting. Please don't come down on me, they are jokes, and I only pass them on.
Perverted Q & A Jokes
Q: What is the best birth control method for really-old
seniors?
A: NUDITY
Q: What does a rattlesnakes and a rubber have in common?
A: I know I don't fuck with either one of them.
Q: Why is a joke like a pussy?
A: Neither is any fun if you don't get it.
Q: What's a birth control pill?
A: The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep
from becoming pregnant.
Q: Why do brunettes always wear training bras?
A: It's cheaper than changing their band aids every day!
Q: What's the difference between a hunting dog and a
gay guy?
A: A hunting dog sics ducks.
Q: What does a girl from a trailer park and a bear have
in common?
A: They both lick their paws.
Q: Why do Country/Western singers have brown noses?
A: They've been looking for love in all the wrong places.
Q: Why are dicks like fishing?
A: You throw away the small ones...you eat the medium
ones and you mount the really big ones
Q: Whats the Fastest speed of sex ?
A: 68, because when you hit 69 you eat it.
Q: Why do sexy hunks have bad memories?
A: Umm... err... I forgot.
Q: If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom
and you are an AMERICAN when you come out of the
bathroom....what are you WHILE you are in the
bathroom?
A: EUROPEAN... of course!
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant
with a prostitute?
A: A two-ton pickup.
Q: What is the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow and gargle.
Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck his dick
Q: How do you get a really old, skanky whore lubricated?
A: Stick in a couple of fingers, scratch off some scabs, and let the pus run.
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
Q: Why is a necrophiliac like a fur trapper?
A: They're both looking for dead beaver.
Q: How does a gay guy fake an orgasm?
A: Stands behind his partner and throws warm yogurt on his back.
Q: What's the definition of gross?
A: Licking the sweat off your grandpa's back as you fuck him in the ass.
Q: What's gross?
A: When you're eating cornflakes, and your brother asks what happened to his scab collection.
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