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I Just Discovered I Have An Oddly Specific Fetish

by SammuWamm

Okay so from my previous journal you probably learned by now that my genital randomly came into action a few weeks ago when i skipped my medicine for about 2 weeks.

I expected it to revert after taking my medicine again but it didn't. Frankly the new sensations have been rather irritating to say the least.

No erections just yet but I think I can physically feel the blood draining from the upper half of my body. Not felt so good for a few weeks now. Might be related.

Anyhow onto the topic at hand, pun intended, read further.

Frankly most of the pictures I've seen for about a year have been sexually charged and even after whatever started happening started happening I'd even more so my lowers have been pretty flat.

I honestly think all the rude content people have sent me is actually a major turn off. I can physically feel the blood returning to my upper half whenever I see genitalia which quite frankly confuses me because that means my little john isn't doing its job properly in my opinion.

So out of all the random ass pics you've sent nothing whatever has got my tower to rise until THIS FUCKER: https://inkbunny.net/OrangeOlive shows me THIS FUCKING IMAGE: https://inkbunny.net/s/1833696 (don't worry it's family friendly) and then lo and behold my fucking choosy ass dick says yes please.

So I thought maybe hands was my thing but since nothing rude with hands ever worked I searched for "holding hands" and HOLY SHIT I nearly passed out there and then.

WHAT THE FUCK PENIS?

So apparently my turn on of all the possible things is hands touching AND pretty much any other kind of affection is a HUGE turn off.

SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY NOW? What the hell is your problem penis?

I have to be totally honest with you. This is totally not the kind of thing I expected. I really should have seen it coming knowing how my fucking mind works but I was kinda expecting something more outlandish. True it's equally as weird as I expected but SERIOUSLY?

Sometimes I feel like I'm God's practical joke. Dude damn himself, I hope he got a good laugh out of this. What fucking nonsense.

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EDIT:
https://inkbunny.net/j/349977#commentid_1998666

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OrangeOlive

OrangeOlive

6 years, 3 months ago

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Where it began, I can't begin to knowing
But then I know it's growing strong
Was in the spring
Then spring became the summer
Who'd have believed you'd come along
Hands, touching hands
Reaching out, touching me, touching you
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I'd be inclined
To believe they never would
But now I
Look at the night and it don't seem so lonely
We filled it up with only two
And when I hurt
Hurting runs off my shoulders
How can I hurt when I'm holding you
One, touching one
Reaching out, touching me, touching you
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I'd be inclined
To believe they never would
Oh no, no
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
Sweet Caroline
I believe they never could
Sweet Caroline

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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this was the first in a long line of hand themed songs we've been singing.

my favorite is Let's Hear It For The Boy.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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Hey that's my fav too! thumbs

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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Edited 6 years, 3 months ago by Owner

lame

i prefer With These Hands or The Hands That Built America

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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Clap Your Hands, I Like Your Way and Caramel Dansen

DiitMiaMon

6 years, 3 months ago

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i like You're Gorgeous

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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does that mention hands anywhere?

i don't think it does.

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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i think he's rtight

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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Edited 6 years, 3 months ago by Owner

yep but how does he know the lyrics to that song off by heart.

also why did nobody actually Google it.

Y-O-U-R-E G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S
Remember that tanktop you bought me
You wrote "You're gorgeous" on it
You took me to your rented motor car
And filmed me on the bonnet
You got me to hitch my knees up
And pulled my legs apart
You took an instamatic camera
And pulled my sleeves around my heart
Because you're gorgeous, I'd do anything for you
Because you're gorgeous, I know you'll get me through
You said my clothes were sexy
You tore away my shirt
You rubbed an ice-cube on my chest
Snapped me 'til it hurt
Because you're gorgeous, I'd do anything for you
Because you're gorgeous, our love will see us through
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
Bababa, bababa, bababa, bababa, bababa, bababa, bababa, bababa, bababa, haha
You said I wasn't cheap
You paid me twenty pounds
You promised to put me in a magazine
On every table, in every lounge
Because you're gorgeous, I'd do anything for you
Because you're gorgeous, I know you'll get me through
Because you're gorgeous, I'd do anything for you
Because you're gorgeous, I know you'll get me, know you'll get me through
Know you'll get me through, know you'll get me through
Know you'll get me through, know you'll get me through
Know you'll get me through, know you'll get me through
Know you'll get me, know you'll get me through
I know you'll get me, know you'll get me, know you'll get me through
Because you're gorgeous, I'd do anything for you
Because you're gorgeous, I know you'll get me through
I know you'll get me, know you'll get me, I know you'll get me through

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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it's one of my favorite songs unfortunately.

i don't like songs for the words.

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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sometimes there are things you shouldn't reveal

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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no he definitely should

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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i bet it's about me

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

well you are photogenic but no i just like the tune

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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you're a hopeless flirt

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

hey i'm not going to avoid saying something that's true no matter how badly placed it might be

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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well i'll take that as you saying i'm pretty

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

well you are pretty but that doesn't mean i fancy you

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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aw

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

lets stop right there.

i'll take that as a gracious defeat.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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okay. i know what you meant.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

no you don't but whatever

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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whatever you say

OrangeOlive

OrangeOlive

6 years, 3 months ago

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thought i'd post something classier in the journal than lol perv

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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if you'd apply that attitude every-damn-where for your entire life

OrangeOlive

OrangeOlive

6 years, 3 months ago

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now i have your attention i have an important question.

are you into boys or girls?

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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worried about what you're planning but so far it seems both.

hands are kinda unisex.

OrangeOlive

OrangeOlive

6 years, 3 months ago

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good. i know a few boys i can send your way.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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you don't miss a trick do you?

what makes you think i'm suddenly into people when the only thing that interests me so far seems to be hands?

OrangeOlive

OrangeOlive

6 years, 3 months ago

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i bet i canj find boys who also like hands.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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for fucks sake i've only just discovered myself you rapist.

OrangeOlive

OrangeOlive

6 years, 3 months ago

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i know a cutie who likes holding hands and kissing.

they're very lonely.

you could just talk.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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fucking hell i just discovered this and you're already matchmaking.

i must admit i'm curious but knowing you i know how bad an idea anything YOU suggest is.

OrangeOlive

OrangeOlive

6 years, 3 months ago

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he's not like me.

like at all.

you two would be great together.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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i will get my socially wise friends to check them out.

if there's some trick to this you ain't gonna get far.

send me the contact details and i'll forward it.

OrangeOlive

OrangeOlive

6 years, 3 months ago

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aw you're no fun but okay.

let's see what happens.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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in all likelihood probably nothing.

these friends are pretty strict.

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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yeah they do hand holding but they like kissing and to Sammy that's TOO FAR!

j/k guy seems nice but we found out they like anal fisting so no.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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well i'm not going to straight up reject kissing it's just that if it's really sexual it's a bit of a turn off for me.
sweet gentle kissing is still cute.

and yeah fisting is a little too far.
can't trust the Wendigo with anything.

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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how dare you slander fisting you uncultured swine! XC

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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well he's a dom or at least he says he is and he's not into body juices so i can understand.

doesn't stop the penis going in though. CWD

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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stop shipping me in your head

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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i'm am so shipping you with billy i ain't even gonna lie

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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i fucking knew it!

leave me out of your dirty thoughts please, i can sense the taint from here.

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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you ain't the thought police. i'll think what i like.

and right not i'm liking the idea of you caressing billy's anus with your mighty shlong.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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i'm smart enough to know when to end it.

i'm gonna stop talking and you'll lose interest.

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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okay, leave me to my imagination.

yum

DiitMiaMon

6 years, 3 months ago

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i like your thinking Xd

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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P: "leave me to my imagination"
M: "no"

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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J: i'm gonna stop talking and you'll lose interest.
M: no

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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Peggy

me and john sounds sexy yes pls

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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makes more sense than john and peggy.

also fisting is cool, don't shame it

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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if you're gonna ship me fisting just remember i'm the one with the fist

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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now you're the one shipping though.

i was trying to steer the convo away.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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sorry, i value your efforts

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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their efforts were in vain.

i'm down for john fisting my ass.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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stop. the tangent is over

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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meh you're no fun

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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but wait!

what about ME and Sam

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

uh oh. looks like you got some competition there buddy lol

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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no way!

fuck off

BillyFife

!

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

at last something we can agree on

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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yeah he can't just come out of nowhere and sex my man.

we've been together for years.

no way Sam would do YOU

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

kind of a bastardization of the truth but the general sentiment is right

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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which bit is false?

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

he can't sex me, i'm not "your man".

we haven't "been together" for years exactly.

and i certainly wouldn't.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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that's because i'm yours and we only tied the knot recently

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

WE'RE NOT FUCKING MARRIED!

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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are you planning to get hitched for real then sammy?

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

i can't even think about that right now

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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i'll be waiting

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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I don't fucking believe it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/handholding

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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reddit is like the social network equivalent of "there's an app for that"

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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that is so true

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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why is it all homosex stuff though?

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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because in some countries homosexual relationships are still controversial so they only allow hand holding

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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narcs

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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that's really sad ;*(TT^TT)*;

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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yep. the world sucks

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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so true

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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le cry {;^;}

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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sexy topia

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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i wouldn't know.
-and-
please don't elaborate.

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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but what if i find something you like?

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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well think twice about whether I would like it.

not just if it's on the same topic but if it's something about the same level of perversion i have shown interest in.

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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cut me a break. i have to reach pretty far to find anything on a topic you like.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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because you're Mon's friend and I'm tryin to be a good friend to Mon.

it's not always about you.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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this is not helping.

there are better ways to help.

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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but i kinda want you to take part in what i like.

it's not being selfish it's just being social.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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what makes you think i want to be your friend in the first place?

what does it matter if you don't make friends with your friend's friend?

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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Edited 6 years, 3 months ago by Owner

because that's what people do, you social outcast! >(

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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trust me i wont be offended. you can stop

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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it's not about that. it's about being close to mon.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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i seriously don't think this is helping in that respect.

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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well whatever.

i'll mail you later.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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no offense but i'm not exactly looking forward to it.

i have no ill feelings towards you but i just wish you'd take the time to tailor your posts into something i'd actually like rather than posting to all whatever you find.

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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oh get over yourself, you're not that important.

i'm not going to make a special message just for you. i have tons of friends and when i send them something they don't like they just delete it and move on. you should do the same.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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okay i'll do just that

DiitMiaMon

6 years, 3 months ago

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don't be so mean to her she's just being nice

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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if i tell her to stop and she keeps doing it THAT'S NOT BEING NICE!

DiitMiaMon

6 years, 3 months ago

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so you'd rather just sit there sad without a jolly message to brighten your day?

you don't know what's best for you.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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at least make it more nerdy and less girly

DiitMiaMon

6 years, 3 months ago

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i'll try

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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i know you will but then again you're not the problem

DiitMiaMon

6 years, 3 months ago

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that's just their way

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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can you teach them not to do it that way please

DiitMiaMon

6 years, 3 months ago

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no i literally cannot

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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that's telling him mon

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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personally i don't like how you two

DiitMiaMon

Peggy

are ganging up on him.

yeah sure he's a stiff and a square but he'll come around.

you can't just assume that facebook friend antics work with everyone just because you two agree with each other.
give the dude space.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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thank you

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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meh to both of you

Staph

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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i'm with you

SammuWamm

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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thanks for telling them to leave my bae alone

Staph

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

for once i agree with you maxie

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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it is kinda my job

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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yeah but admins don't normally put other admins in their place escially when one of those admins is the person who owns the site

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

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Staph

walks this lonely road, the one that's made of pure thin ice.

he knows where it goes, but when he acts he don't think twice.

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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i ain't gonna abandon doing the right thing for nobody

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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same

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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ohye

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

don't send me sexy subreddits max

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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you know me so well

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

i don't know why i bother.

you're going to do it anyway aren't you?

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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yeah you say you don't want it but you do

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

well it will be something to discuss in my blog anyway

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

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you will literally discuss anything so we basically send you subject matter we want to listen to

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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that's kinda the point

DiitMiaMon

6 years, 3 months ago

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Have fun with your new sexy sexness.

I'm so sending you sexy hand pics if i have any.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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i'd like to say "it starts" but your comment is far far far too late for that.

DiitMiaMon

6 years, 3 months ago

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https://inkbunny.net/s/1468356

https://inkbunny.net/s/1034968

https://inkbunny.net/s/1492433

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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typical you post stuff too sexy for the boy.

#2 was kinda cool but #3 don't lewd the dude.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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yeah the first one is WAY too far, the third is just wrong and the second is just a bit too sexy.

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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not a fan of number #2 but 1's not bad and if you find more send 3 my way

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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me

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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the first 2 are nice but yuck at number 3

DiitMiaMon

6 years, 3 months ago

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yeah after thinking about it i agree but damn do i want that scenario with 2 muscular men

OrangeOlive

OrangeOlive

6 years, 3 months ago

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2 is meh.

1 and 3 are ooh.

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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meh at 2 but yes to 1 and can i have that 3 in man flavor

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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so like how does this work?

do you like big hands because you are dwarf or do you like girl hands because yours are so big?

like what do the hands even do? if you don't like any other body part is it just hand on hand action or something?

that's gottta be super hard to find.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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Edited 6 years, 3 months ago by Owner

it's definitely directly hand on hand stuff.

when the fingers intermingle sproing!

actually it's not that hard to find really.
you kinda have to look for countries with strict censoring laws like India and then BAM it's everywhere.

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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sproing is like the best sound for an erection ever.

i can actually hear the sound effect in my had lol.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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you've played too much billy hatcher

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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ooooh yes.

nothing wrong with that

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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as long as you don't get sproing for it then that's fine

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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Edited 6 years, 3 months ago by Owner

say no to kiddie diddle kids

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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kids are cute but no match for a full sexy adult

DiitMiaMon

6 years, 3 months ago

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oh yes

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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your either talking about breast or penis size and either way i'm interested

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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when did this conversation suddenly become interesting

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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dunno but go on..

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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if you're gonna do this can you not do it in my journal please

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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a journal specifically for this?

that sounds like a good idea.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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then do it yourself

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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okay then

https://inkbunny.net/j/350331-Staph-lets-talk-about-big...

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

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the trest!

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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might check it out

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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i'm there Staph but also

Peggy

nothing beats a miniature full adult

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

if you're referring to me then yes.

i beat the shit out of other people.

nobody knocks me down.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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oh yes please hit me Xd

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

no matter how much i want to some times i honestly don't want to ugly that pretty face.

that's not a complement btw. you just have a frighteningly pretty face for a man.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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aw you care about me

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

well i'm not just going to go around punching people for no reason you know

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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excuses

i know what you meant

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

to be fair i enjoy our convos when you're talking normal like when we're working and i still see you as a friend so no i don't want to have that slapped around. i guess i'm saying that i care about you but not exactly in the way you imagine.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

i'll take that

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

to be fair john isn't doing himself any avors by saying you're pretty, he cares for you and he likes taking to you.

you're the kind of person that takes a mile when offered an inch and the way john keeps supplying you with inches despite everyone telling them not to probably means he's at least flirting but yeah that doesn't mean he's serious.

sorry

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

poking a rabid animal isn't flirting with it

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

link

do you know what website you signed up for?

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

link

I sure didn't

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

link

"

Staph wrote:

to be fair john (

SammuWamm

) isn't doing himself any avors by saying you're (

MaxwellGalloway

) pretty, he cares for you and he likes taking to you.

yeah, why would he say that unless

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

i'm just gonna sit here with the bullet wound in my foot

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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well at least you're honest about not tailoring your posts

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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i think it only works with helix dicks like pigs and ducks

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

you're making me imagine all kinds of messed up thoughts about the springs in the old sonic games.

please stop.

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

link

this is why i like talking to you.

you always have the best ideas. Xd

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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I'M NOT TRYING TO

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

link

lol i'm just messing with you.

have fun with your hands.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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i'll try not to

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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you need to test out this new gift.

what if you got bitten by a radioactie sock puppet and now ou're just wasting your superpowers.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

this comment is going on the wall

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

link

yay! XD

i finally said something worthy

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

link

obviously before seeing it right there

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

nah i'm with

Breddeer

on this

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

you'd like me to be a villain wouldn't you?

you're all fucked up that way.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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well i want you to do things that are illegal someplace to me

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

i'm pretty sure that some day i'll do that but whether with you is a big question

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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don't give up hope

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

that's not how i meant it!

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

hehe X3

DiitMiaMon

6 years, 3 months ago

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shoul have kept it to yourself then.

writes it down for later.

*pig penis springs*

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

this is gonna come back to haunt me isn't it?

DiitMiaMon

6 years, 3 months ago

link

lol yep

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

link

if not by our creation then literally as a spectre in his dreams

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

link

oh it's definitely going to be OUR creation

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

yeah i can imagine

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

that ain't the kind of dick he likes

BillyFife

trust me

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

what would you know about that

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

a good sub knows what the master likes

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

then you're fucking shit

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

lol

love you xx

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

you have a strange way of showing it

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

yeah but you understand

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

more than you realize.

my tolerance is a blessing from God.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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and you're my blessing

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

somehow i think so though not how you perceive.

i can't imagine the trouble you'd get into without me.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

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aw you like to protect me (^w^)

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

you need protecting you mobile force of chaos.

you're bound to destroy yourself when we're not looking.

just 'cause i care doesn't mean i'm in love.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

whatever you say ;3

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

anyone else confused by the phrase "the kind of dick" used here like they come in blue and purple with or without wings and horns or something.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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this would make total sense if

BillyFife

's just so happened to be a different skin color and size.

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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please don't remind us that Billy is actually a really muscular black dude with a huge dick.

every time I see his avatar I want to imagine him as a cute little cheeky boy and not a disgusting fat hairy pervert.

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

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if you're imagining him as a boy with the things he's saying then that's very disturbing.

also i did not know that about billy.

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

"

MaxwellGalloway wrote:

MaxwellGalloway

: that ain't the kind of dick he (

SammuWamm

) likes

BillyFife

trust me

so john likes the shrinkie dink

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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i've never actually stated what i like.

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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oh come on you gotta tell us either way.

big or small.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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well since i'm a dom why would i be interested in penis size?

my work normally involves my own penis.

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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Edited 6 years, 3 months ago by Owner

small it is.

also you're an ass man.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

you're probably right on both accounts

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

link

i hope you experiment a little more.

it's no fun having a really specific fetish. it's so hard to find good porn.

try using your hands on yourself until you find something you like.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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thanks for the advice but it is very much unwanted.

i've lasted this long without pleasuring myself and i intend to stay that way.

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

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but you might like it.

why not just try it?

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

there's no need to try. i know myself well enough to know i wont.

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

link

that's loser talk.

that's why you never finish anything.

you never stay dedicated to anything.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

ahem Powdark, Albion, Sammu, etc.

i stay dedicated to plenty of things, just not things that you like.

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

link

if you were truly dedicated to your fandoms you'd throw us a bone sometime

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

considering the fact you were talking about severed dicks earlier i shudder to think of the kinds of things that would please people like you in the fandom.

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

link

well that's one way to throw us a bone ;*(^C^)*;

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

oh for goodness sake.

the imagery alone is making me feel blegh.

please stop right here.

Peggy

6 years, 3 months ago

link

okay i will.

have a nice day anyway.

ciao!

DiitMiaMon

6 years, 3 months ago

link

gonna make something of throwing bones

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

of course you are

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

link

girls are fucking scary what the fuck

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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i'm with you here

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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stop it ladies.

you're scarring all the men.

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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well technically my characte doesn't even have a penis but still my legs crunch at the htought

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

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reflexing to protect my loins right now

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

link

same

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

i like all of those

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

she's not saying that to make me like them.

they genuinely do.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

it's cute when you call me she

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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@ MaxwellGalloway

you keep telling me to call you she but i keep forgetting.

honestly i'm just trying not to offend not actually flirt with you.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

you hold back the she's for the right moment.

i can tell.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

what this bitch say.

she deluded as fuck.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

lol

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

calling Max a she is to be expected and kinda makes a lot of sense since they embody feminine behavior.

calling

SammuWamm

a she for being gay seems very very wrong somehow.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

in general subs are called she and doms are called he and that says all too much for gender stereotyping.

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

link

that's true but it shouldn't be

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

link

"	SammuWamm wrote:
	in general subs are called she and doms are called he and that says all too much for gender stereotyping.

that's pointlessly depressing

Yolanda

Yolanda

6 years, 3 months ago

link

the world is pointlessly depressing.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

this: https://inkbunny.net/s/1840923

discuss

OrangeOlive

OrangeOlive

6 years, 3 months ago

link

man handler is the best supervillain name

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

well i thought of spider-man and that would make them the handy-man.

so since the evil spider-man is called the man-spider then obviously that makes the evil handy-man the man-handler.

OrangeOlive

OrangeOlive

6 years, 3 months ago

link

yeah i got that, it didn't need explaining.

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

link

the man?

you can't handle the man!

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

no normal mortal can but then again the manhandler is no normal man

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

link

you're a terrible tease

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

maybe my subconscious has the sex drive and i just don't know it

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

link

or you could be-

now hear mer out.

..bullshitting..?

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

maybe i like the fun of being rude but don't actually like lewd

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

link

that's the porn equivalent of swiping some cream off a cake that's not yours

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

maybe i just don't like cream that much

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

link

i thought they were your fav sonic character

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

oh har har but you know what i mean

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

link

more than you know

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

link

dream on boy

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

link

funny how Billy gave up in 5 minutes and

MaxwellGalloway

probably wont give up in 5 years

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

funny how

BillyFife

just showed up like 10 years ago and

MaxwellGalloway

has known me since 1993.

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

link

fair point

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

link

to be fair i care so little about either of the pair that i never bothered to look up the history

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

link

I guess people like this exist

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

link

you'll really sock it to the heroes

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

i just realized that my supervillain persona is Mankind from Pro Wrestling

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

link

lol that!

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

link

this!

do this!

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

how about a puppet for each hand and they are each different sides of his conscience

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

link

Edited 6 years, 3 months ago by Owner

i was just thinking his prosthetic would talk to him.

[in his head]

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

Edited 6 years, 3 months ago by Owner

yeah that works so very good.

perfect phantom limb complex there.

BillyFife

BillyFife

6 years, 3 months ago

link

see i'm full of good ideas.

and your seimen.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

no stop

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

damn right!

get your ass off my man

BillyFife

!

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

trust me if i had to choose i'd pick you maxie

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

SEE!

he said it!

he's mine!

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

i don't belong to you. i'm not property.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

oh sorry i'm yours *flashes eyes

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

whether i like it or not apparently

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

snuggles up to you *you're not resisting

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

please don't touch me

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

touches hand

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

oh fuck you

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

oh yes please

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

you know what i meant

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

yeah but you're not fun unless i tease you

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

well i tease you too so i guess it's fair.

i'll taste my own bitter medicine and enjoy it just to see others taste theirs.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

why does that turn me on?

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

probably because it sounds like an auto fallacious gang bang

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

you're as bad as me sam, you just don't want to admit it.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

nah i just tease hard ;)

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

oh yeah tease me good

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

i've heard enough see you later

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

you can't just call up a gang bang and run away

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

sure i can.

starts running.
get em boys!

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

okay this aint so bad.

see you later

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

lol okay bye

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

link

you ARE a cocktease.

even when he asks you to tease him you do just that.

are you damn sure you're not flirting?

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

no i'm just a regular tease

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

link

are you sure because

BillyFife

said one damn line and you made a whole page of dialogue doing nothing but flirting with

MaxwellGalloway

out of it.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

looking back even i'm cringing at those lines of dialogue.

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

link

then stop doing that in future

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

i'm trying but he just lures me into these things

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

link

you're either smitten or can't resist a troll.

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

link

a little from column A and a little from column B

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

i'd prefer neither

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

link

yes but you do both

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

i hope not

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

i know exactly who they enter

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

stop

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

can we private chat?

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

not on a monday no

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

sadfas

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

i have the gym and i'm going shopping today.
also i need a shower.
then after all that i gotta do some work on sammu.

there's no time today.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

if you do manage to that proves you love me

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

no it means i had a good day of work and probably had the time to put aside to talk all of my friends.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

what if you only talk to me

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

well no offense but you're the person i'd least like to talk to mostly because i have to think twice about every little thing i say so you don't make something out of it.

if by chance it does work out said way it's probably because talking to you is important for some reason like we need to discuss software or something to do with a mutual friend and it can't wait until tomorrow.

either that or i'm just really ready to tackle the beast that is your deluded mind as i'm in a good mood and want to test my skills with a challenge.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

only you can tame my wild ass

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

you only hear the half you want to.

i might just avoid chatting with you if i get the chance to avoid giving you wrong ideas.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

no! {;^;}

i can be good i promise! /)(\

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

you can't but it's not your fault and i appreciate the fact you want to

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

aw you appreciate me ^w^

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

yeah i do actually.

my life would be pretty boring without you.

doesn't mean i love you though.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

i'm your ray of sunshine! X3

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

i'll let you have that.

anyway, see you later.

MaxwellGalloway

MaxwellGalloway

6 years, 3 months ago

link

chat later k

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

link

@ MaxwellGalloway

it's been 2 days and

SammuWamm

has literally not a said a word to Max since.

either he's a power tease or he's just not that into you.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

well i've scheduled a session with

MaxwellGalloway

today so i guess that answers your question.

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

link

not the way you think.

I'm assuming the former.

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

link

yeah that was a dumb thing to say

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

link

"

Xman21yo wrote:

it's been 2 days and

SammuWamm

has literally not a said a word to Max since.

either he's a power tease or he's just not that into you.

"

SammuWamm wrote:

well i've scheduled a session with

MaxwellGalloway

today so i guess that answers your question.

he thinks he smart at double meanings but he's not.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

i'm both not into them and i'm a tease

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

link

whatever

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

link

Staph

you talk sense.

SammuWamm

the more you keep not pushing Max away the more he thinks it's okay to continue.

you're like a person in an abusive relationship, you keep inviting punishment on yourself.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

well as long as he stays just the right side of me being pissed off or not he's free to do as he chooses.

he's not hurting anyone and i get equal amounts of entertainment as displeasure so it's all good.

if that balance ever starts to tip then maybe i'll need to rethink.

however so far it seems that each of us know each other's limits and know when to stop pushing buttons.

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

link

then can you please stop turning every conversation you two are in into a two man convo.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

i'll try to lure them away if we go off topic and then talk somewhere else where we can just talk between ourselves without bothering anybody.

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

link

yeah that would be best. good idea.

i don't mean to kick you out but you just go on and on.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

yeah we're both people who kinda don't know when to shut up.

anyway i'll try to tame him as best i can.

possibly see you later idk.

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

link

now i have an eve maybe.

otherwise probably not.

we don't exactly move in the same circles.

bt good luck in future anyway.

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

link

i was going to say the same

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

link

yeah i'm sorry when he talks i just get carried away with the convo

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

link

i'm pretty sure there's a reason for that, one we're all aware of but you.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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i worry about whether i'm actually subconsciously into him and just don't know it.

i dunno, i've never been in love so i don't know what it's like.

with my erection i assumed i would have some conscious thought of lewd nature that would then incite it but no.

thing just up and says hello like i have alien limb syndrome.

maybe if i'm that detached from feeling i don't even know when i'm in love.

obviously though my smarts is telling me "ew no. avoid at all costs.".

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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I actually think you'd be a great couple.

but please do your romancing elsewhere.

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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much as I'm treg I'd prefer a specific topic for it

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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that would either require me to make a topic about it or take part in someone-else's topic about it.

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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for fucks sake just say I love you

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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STOP SHIPPING ME!

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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NEVAR!

Yolanda

Yolanda

6 years, 3 months ago

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yes but that's slander and harassment

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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thank you

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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i have my theories about his masochistic behaviors.

max isn't the only example.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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yeah that concerns me as well

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

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well holy crap you couldn't be in a better relationship.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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the point of sadomasochism is that each partner embodies one side while the other the other.

this would the total opposite of right.

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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I think you and max are very very similar just different versions.

you're both arrogant, proud and a little selfish.

you both like to dominate the situation.

you both understand all kinds of weird stuff but you're live and let live.

you even both get affected just as poorly by hate though I think you've learned how to be more mature about it.

he's like you from when you were a child if you were more social and outgoing.

you complete each other in that respect.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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they say the best relationship are made when half of your personality matches and the other is the opposite.

that makes us scarily compatible.

Xman21yo

Xman21yo

6 years, 3 months ago

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to be fair i think you're both doms and so making love between the two of you would cause a huge explosive argument that would probably end your relationship.

Staph

Staph

6 years, 3 months ago

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don't make the kiddies cry with your harsh truth.

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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i'll be waiting.

I don't wanna miss that.

Yolanda

Yolanda

6 years, 3 months ago

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honestly i think in that moment

SammuWamm

will take control and

MaxwellGalloway

will submit and everything will be fine.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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no i think max will just make a fool of himself and then come crying to me about how i hurt his feelings because i've also become his rock.

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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You're gorgeous is an awesome song and I really do imagine it as

SammuWamm

being a pervy photographer taking pics of

MaxwellGalloway

.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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https://i.redd.it/37g1h952x7i21.jpg

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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because you two are a soap opera

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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the point about tv romance is IT'S NOT REAL

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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don't say that you'll make the kiddies cry.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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muahaha

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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SammuWamm

and

MaxwellGalloway

might not be married but they sure sound like an old married couple.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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-or..

now hear me out.

-old friends?

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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no.

more like an old couple.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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if you say so

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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Lewding

BillyFife

just seems wrong to me.

I can't think of hairy black men when I see an innocent little boy in the avatar.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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'innocent'

just look at that face.

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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yeah he know what he did.

Yolanda

Yolanda

6 years, 3 months ago

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he tried to ass-trust rape

SammuWamm

for 1

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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don't remind me

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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Edited 6 years, 3 months ago by Owner

"

MaxwellGalloway wrote:

thanks for telling them (

Peggy

&

DiitMiaMon

) to leave my bae alone

Staph

"	SammuWamm wrote:
	for once i agree with you maxie.

did

SammuWamm

just call

MaxwellGalloway

his bae indirectly?

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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might as well since everyone thinks we're partners.

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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are you partners or not!

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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no but everyone thinks we are and i'm being ironic.

since you're all convicted to the idea the joke is lost.

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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if you knew that then saying it in the first place is just a way to admit it without people noticing.

except EVERYONE NOTICED.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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YOU'RE NOTICING THINGS THAT ISN'T THERE!

you're deluded!

Breddeer

Breddeer

6 years, 3 months ago

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you're the deluded one bro

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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whatever you say talking baklava

Yolanda

Yolanda

6 years, 3 months ago

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mmm i like baklava

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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me too but i can't have it now because the good ones usually contain honey

Yolanda

Yolanda

6 years, 3 months ago

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can everyone stop trying to rape

SammuWamm

with your thoughts?

he simply said that holding hands gave him an erection.

he didn't ask to be verbally molested by everyone following him.

SammuWamm

SammuWamm

6 years, 3 months ago

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thank you

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