I'm going to humiliate myself i guess! that's what i've decided to do tonight! =J
someone suggested i put out an ad XD
Looking for a Girlfriend/Female Mate! (aren't we all.)
If your willing to accept someone who will cuddle when asked, enjoy sex online, but is NOT interested in actual sex in real life! want to live together in a house in north florida, united states.
I'm so disinterested in sex in real life that i just never bothered to try looking for someone who would want to consider being a mate to someone who doesn't want that!
Real Life Kitsu Features!
0: just turned 30
1: I'm a white male (...people think im female, and possibly japanese or german :P)
2: fairly long 'Dirty Blond' hair
3: Fat (260lbs) but currently dieting successfully. (gained 5 pounds during covid lockdown)
4: Non-smoker, Doesn't Drink, No Drug Use.
5: STD Free (unless something happened that i missed out on being aware of...)
6: Low Education.
7: No Driver's license but have skill to drive (i've never needed to be somewhere)
8: Cock size is small (about 4.5 inches)
9: Has almost no fetishes (basic vanilla sex seems so nice and sweet to me.).
10: Non-religious (yet i do believe in ghosts kind of)
11: Is basically married to his job.(Completing what is expected of me is my first task)
12: I am faithful to a fault! (i cheated once when i was a teen ...never again.)
13: Im told im funny, but my humor eventually becomes in jokes with specific people. but im also very quiet, till i see a point i can put a joke.
14: Politically im Libertarian!
15: Im from a family of craftsman.(so i have mediocre repair skills.)
Looking for:
1:Female.
(even though im not interested in sex, i still want a girl :/)
2: Mediocre ability to write.
(because online yiffing XD)
3: Can kind of be financially secure on your own.
(i don't want to have to support someone else with what little money i make.)
So in summery... i mostly just want someone to hang out with in life. I basically can't go anywhere since im going to inherit a nice house with little upkeep. i don't want just a roommates to hang out with, i want someone who actually wants me to exist and be kinda romantic with.
Send me a PM if you actually exist, because im sure you don't. =T
To date there have been : -Zero- PMs of anyone interested.
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27 Oct 2018 07:36 CEST
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