How the list works, and other stream stuff by Norithics < Journal

11 years ago

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*Raises a hand*

What's a cholo? Is it like chorizo? Can we grill it?

Unrelated edit: Tinkerhulk. http://i.4cdn.org/d/src/1394941774375.jpg Most amusing thing I've seen this morning.

Norithics

11 years ago

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@ Eviscerator

*laughs* A cholo is a Hispanic, typically Mexican gangster. There are many flavors- oldschool types that dance with tall women, new school kids that think they're hard despite smoking hookahs and riding trikes- but none of them are particularly delicious. They are, however, notorious for sitting on porches and making hilarious burns, which is most of my interactions with them.

Eviscerator

11 years ago

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@ Norithics

..Ohh. I'm familiar with those. Drat.

Skulljack17

11 years ago

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@ Eviscerator

Good grief, when I saw the VEINS on her crotch in the last picture...

Eviscerator

11 years ago

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@ Skulljack17

Now I'm imagining pulsating labia.

Skulljack17

11 years ago

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@ Eviscerator

Lose a finger in there. Or something else. >_>

KG5000

11 years ago

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"You cannot be too specific while I'm drawing for you, and I will not get mad or anything dumb like that."

Thank God for that. I was quiet when you did my first commish because I feared that if I pointed out a mistake or anything, you'd be "STFU mate, I'm still drawing."

In other news: "I will sass you."

I get an excellent image of you with your hands on hips and lips pouted while you're typing.

Eviscerator

11 years ago

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@ KG5000

Don't forget the headweave sistah!

KNIFE

11 years ago

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What happens if you're doing a stream with the commissioner of a drawing in said stream and their internet goes down in mid session or even worse just as your finishing. I have one of those "ComCast-ish" connections and until I'm able to upgrade to something a little more reliable like say two tin cans and a string the reality is I just won't be able to do a stream or even watch you IN one comfortably. I've no problem with the correspondence method but half the fun of getting a drawing from you is watching / listening to you DO them.

Also "...typefucking to the 8-bit version of Winter Wrap-Up." Really?

Eviscerator

11 years ago

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@ KNIFE

In those cases, if you know you're likely to have problems, it's best to do a correspondence commission. Or, as it says in the section describing what you can do if you can't make the stream, get a friend with a good connection to sit in with you and take over in the event you're dropped.

Either one of those will work with success and give you more interaction than an absentee commission.

And yes. Really. Things can get weird in stream.

Bestthe

11 years ago

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@ Eviscerator

I've done a few of the Sit ins for people like McSteel and Lifeforce, both very happy about how their pics came out when they couldn't attend.

Eviscerator

11 years ago

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@ Bestthe

Don't have to tell me that, tell the guy that's worried!

KNIFE

11 years ago

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@ Bestthe

Cool.
I'll keep you in mind. :)

KNIFE

11 years ago

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@ Eviscerator

That's all I needed to know.
Thank you very much for the prompt reply. :)

Bittan

11 years ago

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@ KNIFE

"	KNIFE wrote:
	What happens if you're doing a stream with the commissioner of a drawing in said stream and their internet goes down in mid session or even worse just as your finishing.

Nori finishes the sketch (or colouring) up to what he feels you were asking for, then puts it aside until you come back, so you can provide input before he finishes it.

KNIFE

11 years ago

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@ Bittan

This is also very helpful.
Thank you as well. :)

SkyeEldrich

11 years ago

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Thanks for the explanation, and well said in the "for other artists section." As for the sociopolitical stuff... I TRY desperately not to give my opinions (since I'm at least aware I hold extremely strong ones, and often weird ones...), but I keep getting baited into it! T___T;;;

...At least I'm workin' on it and I try not to be a jerk about it. ^_^;;;

Salacious

11 years ago

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As someone who grew up in southern California, I don't think you hit cholotastic -or- thugnificent levels of preening. But I gained amusement nonetheless.

Bittan

11 years ago

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Norithics

11 years ago

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@ Bittan

SenGrisane

11 years ago

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I so rarely do commissions (or rather get asked for one) that there is no line to wait usually. So at the moment I don't need a queuing system ^^

I like your system. It may take a while but you get your turn eventually. It has the disadvantage thought that I can't hog you and force you to draw tons of art just for me ;3

And next time I am on the line I won't forget to send you a PM. I don't wanna get sassed again.

XZeddX

11 years ago

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Glad the rules are finally on the wall now

UncleCarmine

11 years ago

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Come for the art, stay for the sass!
Jokes aside, glad to have the rules up for easy access.

YukiAkuma

11 years ago

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@ UncleCarmine

Did you intend for that to rhyme, or

UncleCarmine

11 years ago

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@ YukiAkuma

As a general rule, it's NEVER planned, I just happen to be randomly awesome.

Nightdrifter

11 years ago

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I think this is why I buy from you the most. Seriously, your like my main supplier when it comes to commissions. -w-

Also your streams are fun. That moment that Chay came in with a pickle jar had me cracking up! XD

EDIT: Also it still scares me when I see YCH auction slots (as in position A and B) go for 80-100 a slot, or other auctions like Art Slave which while interesting requires you have at least 600-800 ready for when the bids turn into something like a DBZ Kamehameha contest.

tkongingi

11 years ago

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@ Nightdrifter

Try looking at those when you still have to deal with unfavorable exchange rates on top of that. -_-

OliverJarvis

11 years ago

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I ruined my desk planner when I got to "typefucking." That's what I get for being thirsty.

Spooderdoodler

11 years ago

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Just keep adding to the reasons I love ya Nori. I love doing commissions, and hell, I do them for free, I don't think my talent level really warrants charging. I can guarantee I will produce quality, but I'm by no means an expert, and I cannot guarantee it will be done anytime soon due to real life

On another note: Someday I will attain your level of sass.

YukiAkuma

11 years ago

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@ Spooderdoodler

No one will ever attain Nori's levels of sass.

Occasionally, you will rise to his level for a single burn, and then immediately fall back down to your usual level.

HanzoHattari

11 years ago

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@ YukiAkuma

*Jumps into window* No! I am a higher sasser than Nori!*Slaps you and jump outside*

YukiAkuma

11 years ago

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@ HanzoHattari

...Who the fuck are you?

HanzoHattari

11 years ago

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@ YukiAkuma

Whoa don't get aggressive.

YukiAkuma

11 years ago

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Here's a secret: I don't like talking politics because I really suck at talking politics.

OdddhornLonghorn

11 years ago

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Hmm...I might ask to get back on the stream list, with an absentee image...

Eh, I'll think about it.

Milkie

11 years ago

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My name is Milkie and this is my favourite commission artist on the internet.

threyon

11 years ago

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@ Milkie

Ditto.

YukiAkuma

10 years, 11 months ago

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@ threyon

Your name is Milkie?

lipucd

11 years ago

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=D
Also yeah, do keep me on that list BTW. You know when I can be good on it, I tend to be good on it...even thought because I'm used to working under other environments, I tend to always bring you some issues here and there :P

threyon

11 years ago

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What do you mean exactly by 'sass'?

Stush

11 years ago

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You are a fun sized package full of sass <3

SonicFox

11 years ago

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So via note is both stream and correspondence?

Norithics

11 years ago

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@ SonicFox

Yes. That way I have the details.

avtglvjjx

10 years, 1 month ago

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Stream sass is best sass.

hybridkid

10 years, 1 month ago

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These rules made me laugh so fuckin' hard

BunnyCoffee

9 years, 2 months ago

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Thankyou very much for posting this, it really helps when I can read on how you operate before I send anything regarding commission information to you.

awakenji

8 years, 8 months ago

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Can you let me know if there are other payment methods you use besides Paypal?

oldaccount

7 years, 11 months ago

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are you okay with drawing fetishes? I've seen you draw vore and stuff, but lets say you draw something involving this situation

http://rubber-beast.deviantart.com/art/Flying-straw-Mo...

http://rubber-beast.deviantart.com/art/etona-lamp-vacu...

are you ok with that? or do you have a limit to doing these mega kinks

Norithics

7 years, 11 months ago

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@ oldaccount

I can draw stuff like that.

oldaccount

7 years, 11 months ago

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@ Norithics

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welp! time to get on the list hahah

Firerush

6 years, 10 months ago

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So with the prices, that's the price per character in the image, so three colored characters will cost $45, just checking because I'm not quite sure and I want to know so I can check what I can afford right now.

Norithics

6 years, 10 months ago

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@ Firerush

You are correct!

Slaan6

5 years, 9 months ago

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You have a discord?

Norithics

5 years, 9 months ago

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@ Slaan6

Yeh you want an invite?

Slaan6

5 years, 9 months ago

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@ Norithics

Oh yes, please.

CandiceCub

5 years, 8 months ago

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Can I have an invite to your discord please?

JackieTheBunny

4 years, 7 months ago

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So, just trying to understand correctly, but commissions are done in stream only? I work 9-5 practically every day, so streams are a bit hard to make it to.

Fireball734

4 years ago

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"extreme slob fats"
I am concerned for multiple reasons