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Wolfgang One (n) 1: An imaginary sort of bipedal hybrid of machine, arctic wolf, and domestic cat.
2 (informal): The silly real actual human being Jason, who writes the words and actions that cause Wolfgang to exist.
Both are located in Missouri, USA, Earth, Sol, Orion Arm, Milky Way, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, and still exist as of at least 2024-02-03. Plan accordingly.
Wolfgang is, at first glance to a casual observer, just a very white wolf in a very black suit. He is about 5'7" and 165lbs. Perhaps a bit thick in the middle, as with ordinary arctic wolves, and his tail seems shorter and less substantial than most of his fellow furry citizens, proportioned closer to an ordinary wolf's. With a second glance, the observer is most likely to notice that his left hand, at least, appears to be chrome, and they might imagine, quite correctly, that his entire arm is made of the same. Upon meeting him face to face, the observer will see green-gold eyes. The right one would seem feline, but the left one seems odd, with something slightly unnaturally even about its color, shape, and movements, especially in contrast to the other. The observer may catch glimpse of an indigo dog collar beneath that of his dress shirt. With prolonged and possibly uncomfortably close staring, they might then notice the pointed wolf ears are rather feline in their motions, and, on even closer inspection, seem to have some sort of tiny traces of silver in a grid pattern just under the skin. Speaking with him, the observer will immediately notice some odd speech habits, and though the voice seems to sound fluid and organic in fidelity, there is something repetitive and uncanny about it, wherein saying the same sequences of words always results in the exact same sounds, and apparently has no bearing on his current disposition, leaving the impression of an eternally pleasant public address system. They also may encounter other decidedly catlike behaviors. By this point, any observer aware that such a thing exists should be thoroughly convinced that this is the one and only wolfcatborg, Wolfgang.
Jason is, at really any number of glances, an ordinary, bespectacled human male of similar physical stature. A video gaming I.T. nerd. He has been happily mated to another human of vaguely similar description for a decade now.
Disclaimer: Wolfgang is a fictional character portrayed by real actual human being Jason. While they are generally reflective of one another, actions and opinions expressed by fictional character Wolfgang do not necessarily represent those of real actual human being Jason. While Wolfgang can get up to all sorts of wacky hijinks, Jason has a mate and a family and a job and bills and so on. Bear in mind that most of the time, you will likely be communicating with Wolfgang.
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