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[Yo! Just a fun–loving honey badger named Honey Weed!
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WHAT! I didn't name myself! 😭
I'm constantly bullied by my neighbors all because my only shift ability is to shift DOWN at random intervals, and not 'up'. At least, like my name suggests, I have all the survivability of a proud honey badger! A‐As well as a weed...! I'll always survive!
... Y-You gotta problem with that?!]
Hehe. 😁
Honey Weed's profile:
So my name's Honey. Honey Weed. I come from a family of Honey Badgers.
I've... got a sort of 'small' temper problem. So... yeah. I'm sorry. 😓
My micro size shifting can get from 5 inches tall to micro sized, depending on the day, it ranges between there. Even without that repulsive defect, I am normally a short King— yeah, I said it. Dunno what it means, but Big sis says that it applies to me.
Speaking of... I've got 3 older siblings: an older sister named Beatrice, or Bea for short. She gets upset when I say her name is common. Heheh. And older bro named Ben (another common name. Shocking), And I don't know my eldest sibling since nobody talks about 'em anymore. I think he had a name like mine.
Ah: DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY NAME! I didn't CHOOSE to be named that, my mother just has a horrid naming sense.
So I'm normally short already, but it gets worse when I shrink. Both Ben and Bea can masterfully control their heights at will... so how come I can only shrink! 😭 It's not fair... genes suck. Apparently I'm like dad that way. He gets the free pass though because he's super tall normally. Even though they're never around.
I used to go to school, before people kept bullying me.
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I didn't quit because of that. I beat them up instead. H-Hmph! A punch for a punch!
Though this never worked when I shrank. It happens randomly too. I've been stepped on plenty of times 'cause of it by those jerks— and each time they do, I get even. It happened SO often my weekly norm was essentially this: Get bullied —> fight back —> shrink randomly —> be tormented —> unshrink —> beat them up harder —> repeat. Unless I don't unshrink for a while. Then I'm screwed until it happens.
At some point, for SOME reason, I was practically fighting with everyone in my class, boy or girl. I barely managed to scream "Come at me if you dare!" To the army of bullies when my sibs opened the classroom door and pulled me out. From that point onwards, I was homeschooled. It didn't last long though 'cause mom got tired of tutors complaining about me— but I was innocent! Promise! They kept picking on my height 'n stuff... Mom works all day so they jus' sent me to another school.
Hmph. It's not like this one will be any different. I can shrink at will, but I can't stop myself from shrinking sporadically every other day. It's infuriating!
... But so what? Sometimes that's just how it is. Gotta make do with what life gifted ya, y'know?
I won't let myself give up. One day I'll be taller than everyone!
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I-I mean, maybe I sort of like being small now... sorta...
...maybe a little.
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