Inkbunny

that's just adorable.

"	CosmicMystery wrote:
	Why do so many people think Dash is lesbian?

probably the rainbow.

Skyrunner

13 years, 4 months ago

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@ Saglinger

Saglinger wrote:

that's just adorable.

"	CosmicMystery wrote:
	Why do so many people think Dash is lesbian?

probably the rainbow.

more likely because she has all female friends but acts tomboyish, if she had more guy friends than no one would wonder, the other ponies I know do not have many guy friends ether, but they all act girly so it makes sens that there friends would be girls, most girls have similar interest, so many are left to conclude that the reason she hangs with other girls even though they dont have the same interest as her is because she is into girls.

Skoon

13 years, 4 months ago

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It's her personality, voice and appearance.

Alfador

13 years, 4 months ago

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I think she's bi. She'd describe it as "I'm way too awesome to limit my attentions to just ONE gender."

Sev

13 years, 4 months ago

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@ Alfador

I started the season thinking her gay, by the end, I agree with you, she would be Bi, just like pinkie is pan-sexual with her "Life is a party, why would I stop to only sample one kind of sweet or another when I could have my fill of as many as I can while I can? Uh-duh!" sorta attitude, not slutty but, well, why be bothered by silly things like gender labeling and social limits. XD

Skoon

13 years, 4 months ago

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Personally I see Dash as just a lesbian, not bi. She is just like a friend I used to hove who, was in fact, a lesbian. I have good reasons but right now I'm too tired to write it out.

But anyhow, I can't see Dash with anything male. In fact, I refuse to.

Sev

13 years, 4 months ago

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Well, I mean, bi as in the way I am bi, I am really gay, but, well, maybe for right people, i might do stuff, but short of a one off fuck, could never truly date a female in any regard. XD As a whole, I agree though, I can't see her singely with a male, not when she, like all lesbians I have known, agree, men are useless and women are far superior and can, literally, fuck for 8 hours straight nearly non-stop if they wanted, stamina provided, when a male, you get one climax and most just fall apart and go limp by roughly 3rd climax. XD Then again, every lesbian I knew, was some what female supremacist. xP

I'm tired too, so prolly can't explain myself well either, all i know is she is hot and if I was a filly, I'd totally be a 'fillyfooler' for her. ;D Although, you can't really argue that pinkie prolly would be pansexual and more than likely, into some interesting crap. XD

Skoon

13 years, 4 months ago

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I got ya. :)

As for Pinkie, definitely pansexual. Not at all concerned with gender. I fully agree.

I see Applejack being straight but not unwilling to swing the other way for a moment.

I see Twilight being unconcerned with anything sexual and fully engrossed in her studies and Celestia obsession.

I see Rarity being entirely heterosexual. Nothing gay about her at all.

And I see Fluttershy being open to whomever romanced her the most. But if she were to pursue somebody, it would totally be Big Mac.

And speaking of Big Mac. I see him being just like his sister. I thought of this thing where Hoity-Toity calls him "Thunderbuns".

Sev

13 years, 4 months ago

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Ok, lets try this just waking up, in a half dream state. 8D

Yeah, Pinkie is just like that, who cares about where the pudding comes from, as long as it's tasty. ;D

AJ, I can say, yeah, she is straight, at least, straight enough, she might not be opposed to the idea for a romp fer one of her gal pals, but apple family tradition states, she's gotta have at least one blood offspring. That way, even with the colts and fillies that prefer same sex company, don't muddle the family, and it can stay strong and pure.

And yeah, Twi isn't really interested in sex like the rest, she would look at sex in a way of, it gets in the way, but I'm sure, she touches herself and has 'clopped off' to thoughts before, most likely about Celestia, as she has one really huge obsession with the princess.

Which, hell, Celestia prolly after 1000 years is hardly against fooling around with whoever either, and with her personality, your Molestia persona she has, is plausible as it's 'improper' for some one of royal standing to act like a 'simple, hormone driven tart of the night' and sorta can let that side out time to time as a form of suppression and decompression. Advanced stages of Multiple Personality Disorder can actually make the other personalities take over or make it hard to tell them apart sometimes. xP

Rairty, she is a glamor girl, all about the appearances and parties of the high kind. She is straight, and I'd not be surprised if she spent a night or two at a gentle colts residence more than once, but I think, more than anything, IF she had a lot to drink, she might go as far as a kiss, but I don't think I can see full out sex with another female. XD

And Fluttershy, I can see her to being female preferred some, but I agree, she is shy and reserved, even thinking about it could make her squeak in fear and shut down some. As long as the people where gentle, slow, and comforting, she would be willing, and, well, Big Macintosh is just that, he is strong, silent, and kind. People mistake him for being 'simple' cause all he says is "Eeyup" but most overlook, he is also quiet intelligent and kind hearted.

And yeah, as I stated above, Big mac is straight, but, well, who can argue with a nice colt to fool with from time to time, so long as it dun get in the way of work, and sometimes, things get the in the way of work, and ya just gotta take care of them so you aren't dealing with it all day being in the way ;D

Which, can sorta bring issues with the mention of 'incest' in the apple family, namely AJ/Mac and Braeburn/Mac things, which... with as close as the family is, I truly wouldn't be surprised. Same with Luna/Celestia, a much more sorta unheard of pairing compared to others, but, seen it and, well, show wise, there where moments where they interacted that some people took as questionable as well. XD

I guess, I could say, now that I have had a nap, in earlier comment about RB, as an example, Dash might give Soarin' a helping hoof IF they got close and he proved to be a trusting guy. But in all likely hood, never gonna happen, less some conditions sorta met, namely if Spitfire was there, and not really as she would all be about Spitfire and stuff. He might be able to sit off to the side and clop, or maybe fool with Spitfire, or even RD & SF sorta, teasing and double teaming him, but no real likely penetration going on. Like the 3-some pics, of her, Spitfire, and Soarin' I can see plausible. But all the shipping of dash and soarin' I can't see ever really happening. To me, she isn't really a colt hater, but, has no real sexual interest in colts save maybe, like, one of her past she actually cared for, but cause of that, can't ever truly love or be with a colt ever again due to that. She just can't ever trust them and has no real, stand alone interest in them other than to tease them and be "sorry boys, but I'm all about the candy vag" and wiggle her flank at them before flying off as they stand there, dumbfounded and left horny and 'hanging.'

Skoon

13 years, 4 months ago

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I fully agree! With all of that.

Though I do hold true that Applebloom is an incest love baby from Jack and Mac. But Applebloom doesn't know. And the two siblings try to keep it secret. Making up stories about where the folks are (where are they anyhow?).

But Pinkie Pie knows. Pinkie knows all.

Sev

13 years, 4 months ago

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Indeed, pinkie knows everything, that is why me and my friend think either she is some sort of elder god, offspring of a god, or just the harbinger of 'doom' of sorts. She defies all physics, even the limited ones of the pony world, such as appearing twice, and seems to be... un-placeable with simple words.

There is plenty of talk of Sweety Belle's mother being Rarity as well, possibly from a long since forgotten/failed relationship. XD

But I am glad you agree, I put far too much thought in that all, but I felt what i said was pretty possibly accurate in some weird way.

Skoon

13 years, 4 months ago

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I can definitely see Rarity as her mother rather than sister. Especially since Rarity strikes me as the oldest of the mane six.

And Rarity's harshness towards Sweetie Bell could be derived from a constant reminder of being used.

Sev

13 years, 4 months ago

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Indeed, I believe Fluttershy is, canonically, the 'oldest' in physical age, but for mental age, Rarity must be the oldest, as she owns her own business, by herself, and does well, despite the whole... ponies being nude all the time issue. It just makes sense that she is a 'single mom' sort, one that, though she cares deeply for Sweety Belle, there is a lot of resentment of sorts for it, a reminder of previous times.

Alfador

13 years, 4 months ago

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Not even a stallion from the Wonderbolts? >:3

Skoon

13 years, 4 months ago

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@ Alfador

Only if she was also screwing Spitfire. XD

yumbero

13 years, 4 months ago

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at first i thought she was a male o.o

KhellSennet

13 years, 4 months ago

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In a town (world?) with a 100-1 ratio of fillies to colts, it's hard not to think of the main (mane) cast as not all being a little bit lesbian. Dash in particular fits with this idea, acting boy-ish because she wants to be the "man" in the relationship.

Skoon

13 years, 4 months ago

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I keep telling people that just because the show doesn't, well, show them doesn't mean they aren't there! XD

It's a girl show, the emphasis is on female characters. But logically there plenty of off screen males.

KhellSennet

13 years, 4 months ago

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Girls' show or no, you'd still see guys around, but the only time colts appear on the show is when they need to do manual labor. Pulling the chariots, guarding Molestia, scraping away the snow after winter, and so on. Except for Mr. Cake, Big Mac, Snips, Snails and Spike, the rest of the males seem to be visitors, not residents. I've always run with the theory that Ponyville is more like a girls-camp than a town, and that there must be some boys-camp across the lake, and the two populaces only get together for holidays and social events.

Compare Ponyville to Canterlot, Cloudsdale, and whatever they called that wild-west parody place with Braeburn. Plenty of dudes visible in all those cities.

Skoon

13 years, 4 months ago

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I don't know. I see it an entirely different way. I just imagine that most of the males spend time off screen at work, or having traveled to Canterlot for work or what have you.

Personally I think the girl's-camp thing is too silly.

KhellSennet

13 years, 4 months ago

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Hmmmm. Well, the "girls-only" town idea definitely fits in line with Hasbro's dated morality.

Skoon

13 years, 4 months ago

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lol God I hate Hasbro. XD

KhellSennet

13 years, 4 months ago

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I just can't believe how f'ing stupidly that company is run.  Between the Nerf shortages, the complete and utter lack of MLP:FiM merch in Canada, and their utter refusal to make the products their customers want, how do they stay in business?

For example...
The "keychain" size MLP:FiM ponies come as opaque-box collectables in Europe/UK, where you don't know what pony will be in the box.  There be twenty-four different ponies including all six of the main cast plus two "crystal" clear-plastic reprints of (I believe) Pinkie and Twilight.  So yeah, twenty-four ponies for Europe.  Canada?  Yeah, they aren't opaque boxes, rather clear-front blisters so you know exactly which ponies you're getting.  However, we only have FIVE.  FIVE ponies from a six-pony show.  There is no Fluttershy in Canadian markets (and presumably the US), even though they do have a Fluttershy model of the exact same thing selling in the UK/Euro market.  What braindead Hasbro idiot dropped that ball?

Or, anyone notice Celestia is pink?  The show creators are mad about it, but the manufacturing end of Hasbro decided to make all Celestia toys pink, and they're not budging on that, but they won't say why.

Hasbro is the #1 toy manufacturer worldwide, with rights to franchises that sell like gold.  And yet, it seems that nobody there has the slightest clue about what toys people want, or even how to get them to the consumer.  Their Nerf N-Strike line began featuring the world's first magazine-fed foam dart guns (CS-6 Recon was the first), and holy shit what a cash cow that was.  But it took them over a year and a half after the Recon came out before they started selling spare clips.  Uh, HELLO!  The whole point of the Recon was you could keep easy reloads on-hand, and the gun even featured space for a second mag in the hilt, and you don't bother selling those spare magazines?

(Yeah, Hasbro pisses me off.  Put me in charge, and I could make them the best company around, but whoever has that job right now needs to be fired... Out of a cannon, into the sun.)

Skoon

13 years, 4 months ago

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A-FUCKING-MEN.

We in the states only have FOUR of the little ponies. ;-;

The plastic Celestia is not only pink, but her eyes are facing opposite directions, her feet are not colored gold, and she has no neck thing.

All of the toys only have cutie marks on one side. I thought they were supposed to be on both flanks.

And the brushable hair ponies are not even close to on model without user customization. Applejack doesn't even have freckles!

And the ponies are not the only thing suffering. My room mate is a Transformer nerd. And good golly miss Molly are the new transformer toys AWFUL. He bought one recently that cannot even transform properly because of misaligned joints. THAT RUINS THE ENTIRE PURPOSE!

And shit, Nerf hasn't been good since the nineties.

KhellSennet

13 years, 4 months ago

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Actually, ever since the launch of the N-Strike line, Nerf has been kicking ass like never before. They just fuck up twice for every step they take, and miss out on countless opportunities.

Skyrunner

13 years, 4 months ago

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lol for some reason I imagine dash saying "morning sunshine" in a deep baritone voice.
also gotta love pinky for being super exited, maybe she knows something fluttershy dont O.o.

MatthewWulf

13 years, 4 months ago

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@ Skyrunner

the flutterguy voice? XD

Skyrunner

13 years, 4 months ago

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this should be renamed rainbowshy pie

PlaneshifterLair

13 years, 4 months ago

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XD Freaking cuuute~

DarthRandall

13 years, 4 months ago

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Nothing happened the night before. Pinkie and Dash are just on another practical joke spree.

Skoon

13 years, 4 months ago

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@ DarthRandall

lol That's what my room mate said.

Sev

13 years, 4 months ago

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@ DarthRandall

That is one very viable option, then again, they agreed not to prank fluttershy, cause it would be too mean and she is too sensitive and might cry and/or run away in embarrassment. XD

ArcCahlon

13 years, 4 months ago

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oh this is nothing. wait till she see's the video they made of last night THAT will be a big surprise to her. *checks with spike to see if he can get a copy*

Will

13 years, 4 months ago

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I think we all know what's happened the last night. sure it was fun, mostly when Pinkie is around |D

Sev

13 years, 4 months ago

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@ Will

When pinkie is around, it's always a wild party, weather you are ready or not, and at the end, there is always such a mess to clean up, but you are far too tired to bother cleaning it till the morning. ;P

Skoon

13 years, 4 months ago

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And yet Pinkie always manages to clean it.

Sev

13 years, 4 months ago

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Well of course, she always somehow has energy to keep going to clean up after all is done, only once ever has she ever gotten tired that I have seen.

DarthRandall

13 years, 4 months ago

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Cocaine.

Incidentally, I would fucking lose it if they ever had Pinkie stutter out "K-k-k-YEAAAAHH!!" or even "It's a celebration!"

Sev

13 years, 4 months ago

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@ DarthRandall

You reminded me of the boss in Alpha Protocol that snorts cocaine in the middle of the fight and chases you down with a knife and will rape your shit so fast, it's not funny. XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF9A6Ua9r3g here is a good one not relying on cheap glitches/pro no hit runs against him.

CrypticNightmare

13 years, 4 months ago

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Something tells me last night was extremely fun for those three ^^ and, as always, Fluttershy looks adorable.

CosmicMystery

13 years, 4 months ago

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Wow, I didn't mean to start this big debate lol.

olgolugo

13 years, 4 months ago

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WELL DONE!!!! I LOVE THIS PRROGRAM SO MUCH!!

KhellSennet

13 years, 4 months ago

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This is the best SFW naughty pony pic.
:3

Though honestly, I bet in bed all the shyness disappears and Fluttershy becomes a total sexfiend.

Skoon

13 years, 4 months ago

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This is a shared theory amongst some. She definitely fits the profile.

Juria316

13 years, 4 months ago

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Oh my my, poor confused Fluttershy. XD

ManicFox

13 years, 4 months ago

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great pic and deathsia´s story is also perfect for it

BunnyHugMat

13 years, 2 months ago

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Morning pinky ^w^

spacepanther

13 years, 2 months ago

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I think it was Fluttershy and Rainbowdash in bed together and that morning Pinkie just slid into bed beside them just so she could say good morning.

You know because Pinkie's a creep like that :P

accountnumber102

13 years ago

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So THAT's why they weren't in "Look before you Sleep"

KeyLime

12 years, 11 months ago

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XD This is awesome!

ZomBrony

12 years, 6 months ago

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I hate all this bullshit aabout Dash being a lesbian, even bi is fucking ridiculous. The only reason so many people think rainbow Dash is a lesbian is becuase there's so many stupid people in our world

Skoon

12 years, 6 months ago

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You're an asshole aren't you?

ZomBrony

12 years, 6 months ago

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No, I'm just sick with the sterotypes about Rainbow Dash, MLP in general actually. Those kind of things just piss me off

Skoon

12 years, 6 months ago

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You come to my submission, bitch and push your personal agenda. We call you assholes where I'm from.

ZomBrony

12 years, 6 months ago

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How so?

Skoon

12 years, 6 months ago

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I just told you. You came here just to bitch and push your personal agenda on everybody present, mostly me since it's my old picture. Basically you called me stupid. You're an asshole.

ZomBrony

12 years, 6 months ago

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No I came here because I was curious and seeing so many stereotypical comments from idiots pissed me off. You can call me whatever you want because that's your opinion and although I may disaggree with it, I still respect it. And just so you don't go off thinking you've won, I'm not giving up. I'll keep arguing my point until you make enough sense of it to understand and possibly accept it.

Skoon

12 years, 6 months ago

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Won? You're a bit full of it too eh? Also I can just block you and delete all your comments if need be. So in the end I can "win" pretty easily.

I'm not going to accept your position for a couple of reasons. One, I like the idea of Dash being gay. Two, I can't stand lumps like yourself who feel that their opinions are so important that they must come and pester me with their tiny, meaningless and often fully superfluous problems. If I had a dollar for every mental midget who tried to turn one of my pictures into some kind of pseudo-political rally I'd be a fuckin' millionaire.

ZomBrony

12 years, 6 months ago

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First of all, if you're ever stubborn enough to block me and delete my comments, I can easliy make another account and start trolling or hacking on here.

Second, again you seem to assume I came here just to comment all this shit which isn't true, as I said I came here out of curiostiy and a bunch of tards arguing about Dash being a lesbian.

Third, I don't believe my opinion is that important I'm just stating it

Fourth, your big words won't trick me

And finally, this is more out of curiosity. Why do you like that idea? IMO, anything that's not true should not be liked

Skoon

12 years, 6 months ago

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Yep. Pure asshole.

epicplatypus

12 years, 6 months ago

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Check out this faggot!
Dash as a lesbian is a good thing
You are a fucking retard.
please just GTFO

dmmm123

12 years, 6 months ago

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ZomBrony wrote:

You are just a self-centered, closed-minded, retarded bigot, who can't tolerate anything different then himself. You are a disgrace to the human race. You're probably a sad little 13 year old, who nobody likes, and uses big words and swear words just for people to notice him.
And don't you try to threaten anyone about hacking, 'cause you could hardly make a calculator in Java, let alone hack someone's account.
Grow up and then we'll talk, kid.

ZomBrony

12 years, 6 months ago

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Whatever helps you sleep at night

Skoon

12 years, 6 months ago

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I do sleep pretty well actually. Mainly because I have a life to live and I don't sit in my parent's house on the computer making stupid arguments with random artists about ponies.

ZomBrony

12 years, 6 months ago

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You're the one that keeps replying, sure so do I, but you're the one that started this in the first place. And we're not arguing about ponies we're arguing about the stereo types for Rainbow Dash. I do live in my parents' house but did it ever occur to you that I'm only 15 and not capable of living on my own yet?

Skoon

12 years, 6 months ago

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Oh believe me. Your age was certainly an initial factor in my assumptions about you.

ZomBrony

12 years, 6 months ago

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