Some Doctor Drabble I Came Up With In My Sleep: The Part I Made Up Whole Cloth to Get To the Part I Remember
Joe sat in the doctor’s office. He was nervous and sweating, as if he was about to pop with stress. The TV on the other side of the waiting room barfed out a constant stream of medical information and health tips, but he could still hear the ticking of the clock above him. He knew it was a bad idea from the start, but this was the only place he could come for help.
"Joey Chevron?" The nurse called off a name, looking around the waiting room.
"Uh, here!" The young rabbit got to his feet and followed the nurse into an examination room.
"So what are you seeing Dr. Bundt for today?" She checked his blood pressure.
"Uh...” The young rabbit blushed. "I've been feeling kinda sick and...I wanted his help."
"Oh, poor kid." The nurse moved on to getting his weight. "I'm sure Dr. Bundt will be able to help you feel better."
"I hope he can." The young rabbit nervously fidgeted. "This has been bothering me for a while...And I don't want my parents to get worried...so I made the appointment myself..."
"Wow, such an industrious bunny for your age!" The nurse patted Joey on the shoulder. "I wish more kids your age were as responsible as you." She wrote down Joey's information on a clipboard and stepped out. "The doctor will be with you shortly."
Joey's heart was beating out of his chest. He was absolutely terrified of what could be wrong. Nobody else he knew had these issues. All the other guys could laugh and joke and talk about all the sex they're getting and all the girlfriends they're making, but all he could even begin to think about was-
"Joey?" The door opened as the deep voice called from the other side. In walked a tall, routound rabbit doctor. He had a thick, bushy beard and mustache that hooked onto a messy head of hair and although he was covered from head to toe with hospital scrubs and a lab coat, you could tell from the rough hairs on his knuckles that he was a hairy man in general.
"A-ah!" Joey snapped to attention. Seeing the burly bunny put him at ease, as he always did. "Hello Mr. Bundt."
"That's Doctor Bundt, Joey." The big bunny smiled warmly at the young boy, winking at him from over his glasses. He had been in the pediatrician business for decades, he had the grey hairs peppered through his chocolate brown beard to prove it, but Joey was probably the most active and outgoing child he'd ever had as a patient. "What's got you down this time Joey? Did that rash come back?" The doctor closed the door behind him and looked the bunny up and down.
"No sir." The bunny blushed, rubbing behind his neck. "I don't think it'll come back any time soon after you rubbed me down with that medicated lotion. And I've been keeping away from those kinds of foods too." He felt a stirring in his pants that reminded him of his problem. "Mr. Bundt...This is a....different thing...Could it stay...between us please?
"Hmm..." Doctor Bundt didn't have kids of his own, but he'd seen that behavior more than enough to be able to catch on. "I think I know what you're talking about..."
"Y-you do?" Joey became panicked.
"Come on Joey." The doctor sat on a stool and patted on his leg. "On the knee. So we can talk..." Dr. Bundt's eyes lowered. He had an almost seductive look to him as he spoke. "Man to man..."
"EEH!" Joey found his crotch rumbling even more. "Y-yes sir!" He jumped off of the examination table and jumped onto the burly doctor's leg. He was one of the taller kids in his age group but he still felt small compared to the giant rabbit.
"How old are you getting now Joey?" The doctor smiled down at Joey.
"I'll be fourteen in a few months sir." Joey looked away.
"Aah, I see..." The doctor's voice got low. His deep, rumbling voice seemingly penetrating the young boy and shaking him to his core. "It is about...that time..."
"Time?" Joey looked at himself. "Time for what?"
"You're going through puberty, Joey." The doctor smiled happily. "You're becoming a man." The doctor slapped Joey on the chest. "And from the look of it, a really handsome one too."
"Mr. Bundt, come on...I know about that already..." The young rabbit blushed brightly, laughing in spite of the serious situation. "All the guys are already talking about girls and sex and all kinds of stuff."
"Oh." The bunny was beside himself. "Wow, you're all starting so young...So I'm guessing you've found some young lady to-"
"No! That's the problem!" Joey blurted out. "Everyone keeps talking about girls, but I'm not interested!"
"Oh, is that all?" The doctor rubbed Joey's back softly. "You'll get there eventually. Everyone is different." Doctor Bundt looked down at Joey and held the young bunny's head close so they could have eye contact. "One day, it'll jump out at you. You'll see some girl and she'll make your heart flutter...among other things...Just give it time, okay?"
".....Mr....Mr. Bunt..." Joey was going crazy inside, but he was frozen outside.
"I promise...It'll get better....You'll be okay...Don't let anyone pressure you, okay?" The doctor, blissfully unaware of the torture he put the bunny under moved in closer. "And don't worry..." He gave the bunny a sly look. "It'll be our secret...." Joey could see himself in the doctor's eyes, they were so close. "You and me...."
Joey couldn't handle it anymore. He leapt forward and slammed his lips against the burly doctors.
"Mmh!?" Doctor Bundt's eyes went wide as the young bunny latched onto him, locking lips. He hadn't been kissed like this in years! He found his primal instincts taking over, he started to lean in to the kiss, he put his hands on the young bunny's hips, he started to part his li-WAIT! Without a moment to spare, he ripped the young bunny away from his lips.
"I'm so sorry!" The young boy immediately regretted his hastiness. "See!? I keep...It keeps...All the other guys talk about sex with girls, but...I only ever think about that with GUYS!" The young bunny panicked. "I've never done this before! I don't know what it is!"
The big burly doctor regained his composure and patted the boy on the shoulder. "Calm down Joey. It's okay. I'm fine. Surprised a bit, but fine." The doctor held on to the bunny until he calmed down. "Good...relax....be calm..." The doctor sat for a moment, thinking of the right words to say. "Joey...Have you ever given thought to the idea...That you may just...like boys?"
"Uh...Y-You mean..." Joey looked equal parts afraid and embarrassed. "I could be a faggot?"
"W-where did you here language like that!?" The doctor was again off-put by the boy's tongue.
"It's what all the guys call guys like that..." Joey grumbles. "And it's the worst thing in the world."
"Joey, there's nothing wrong with being gay." The doctor patted the young bunny on the back, consoling him. "You're just as good as anyone else."
"But what about girls? I can't be good if I don't like girls..." Joey looked away from the doctor. "I don't even think I'd like doing...you know..." Joey started to mumble. "Unless I ..."
"Unless what?" Dr. Bundt leaned in a bit closer.
"Unless I..." Joey fidgeted awkwardly. "You know....."
The doctor blushed brightly. "OH! You mean you'd rather be....recessive? You've figured this out already?"
"That's....actually what I was here for, sir..." Joey, feeling more comfortable with the doctor now, continued. "I've got this...this itch....I don't know...it's like...I don't know...It's just..." The young boy motioned in the air. "Jerking off doesn't...do the job...So I was wondering if..."
"OH!" The doctor blushed. "Oh kid, I don't think you know what you're asking for." The doctor patted Joey on the head. "The closest thing to help with THAT I could provide would be a prostate exam, and I only give those to forty year old men who are looking for cancer." The doctor chuckled. "You're not exactly a forty year old man, Joey."
"Please, doctor..." Joey changed the way he sat on the doctor's leg, straddling it and grinding. "It's so annoying! I don't know what to do! You've been able to fix me whenever I needed your help before...and I've been a good boy..." Joey looked up into the doctor's eyes with a pure innocence that could inspire darkness in the hearts of men. "Please...I'm begging you...You're the only one I know of who I can trust with this....Please help me..." He slumped down onto the big bunny's belly, grabbing at the doctor's scrubs. "I'll forget about everything and I'll be a good boy...if I could only get this itch out of me! IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE!"
The big bunny looked down at the young boy on his lap. His desperation, his innocent lust, his genuine suffering...he couldn't bear to see such an upstanding young man in such pain. He relented. "SIGH.......Listen. I can't help you. There's nothing I can provide to you in this doctor's office that will help you feel better..." The doctor lifted the young bunny up and set him back on the exam table.
"I see...." The bunny slumped down, depressed at the revelation.
"However...I can write you this prescription..." Doctor Bundt pulled out a notepad and scribbled down on it. "Be sure to keep it to yourself..." After writing it down, he snapped the paper up off the notepad and handed it to the bunny.
"Huh? This is an address....." The bunny eyed the paper curiously.
"It's....My address...." The doctor returned the pen to his chest pocket ant the notepad to his pants pocket. He kept a stern look about him even though his face was bright red. "I've never dealt with a case like this before and I hate to see you suffering so....Come visit me this weekend and I'll see what we can do about your little...issue..." The doctor gave Joey a nervous look; he didn't know what the fuck he was doing. He'd never been so flustered over a young boy before but something about Joey just struck him right in his heart.....or maybe lower...
"Wow....Thank you sir!" Joey jumped up and hugged the doctor around his neck.
"Yeah, yeah....Just keep this between us, okay? This is....unorthodox...to say the least...and we could both get in a LOT of trouble over your "Urges." Got me, Joey?"
"Yes sir!" Joey leaned up and kissed the bunny on the lips again. The bigger bunny’s lips felt so good crashed against his. So right.
"Mmmh....." The doctor didn't pull away this time, but he didn't react either. He held the bunny close and let him kiss. The feeling was inexplicable. It felt different than kissing a woman, but there was something undoubtedly interesting about it. Alluring....intoxicating....addicting....He found himself starting to part his lips again and he had to put an end to the kiss. "UH! Yeah...Just...come over to my place and we'll see if I can help you cure that problem...okay kid?" He smiled a nervous smile as the bunny dropped back to the floor.
"Thank you Dr. Bundt. You've always taken care of me. That's why I want to be a doctor once I get older! So I can help people like you do!" Joey gathered up his things, hid the prescription page in his shirt and turned to leave. "Oh!" Joey turned back and walked up to the doctor. "........Thank you for the...talk..." Joey blushed. "I mean.....I always kinda knew I was....you know....But....You're the first guy who's ever, you know...talked about it....." Joey smiled warmly at the doctor.
"It's no problem Joey. Be proud of being gay. You're just as good as anyone else. Just take things at your own speed and it'll be okay..." Dr. Bundt pushed Joey to the door. "Now get going, there's plenty more people out there with ailments easier to cure than yours.
"Oh, right sir!" Joey opened the door. "See you on Saturday..." Joey left out of the door and closed it back. As he did, the doctor stumbled back onto the stool. He was coated in sweat; he looked as if he had just run a marathon. "W-well....that was...new..." He looked down at his pants. He had a wet spot on his crotch, and only had one guess as to where it came from...
To Be Continued...
