Um, yeah, I'm guessing that wasn't listed in the original Realtor's presentation, either.
"Now if you'll walk this way, we come to the most interesting room in the house. It's kept unfurnished on purpose, due to several episodes of the ceiling oozing rather large amounts of blood. If the previous owner is to be believed, when it does that, it creates a portal to an alternate dimension. Of course he's now cheerfully spending his days in a mental hospital, so I'm sure he was merely exaggerating, trying to give this place a little drama."
Um, yeah, I'm guessing that wasn't listed in the original Realtor's presentation, either. "Now if
