Boarding the plane for a flight, I get a little greedy and decide to bump myself up to a first class seat for free...but I soon realize that to be a mistake as I begin transforming into a dragon! The other first class passengers look a bit nervous as well...
I hole myself up in the bathroom as the changes continue to progress: wings burst through my shirt, while a tail rips through the seat of my pants, my belt flies open, and clawed feet rip through my boots. Starting to feel a bit crowded, I stand awkwardly as my wings, tail, and claws do damage to the room.
Word gets out to the aircrew, and a flight attendent unlocks the door, grabs me, and throws me out the exit, cursing and throwing my luggage (and coach ticket) after me. Shocked (but free and safe), I watch as the plane descends to make an emergency landing. Guess that's the last time I try to cheat my way into first class!
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