They're all dressed up and telling you about the Gospel of Prosperity. Yes, that's right. God Rewards his Faithful, and if you send in money to these two... ... ... well, there's an airtight Caveat Emptor clause in their legal proceedings protecting them from charges of Fraud.
Harold, the Kingdom Scum of Greed and Idolatry, and Judee, the Kingdom Scum of Theft and Lies, thought it would be a grand thing to preach that, instead of doing anything to help your fellow man, you ought to send your money to them! That way you can show how faithful you are. They'll give you promises and anecdotes aplenty, make you feel good, and sing their merry tunes all the way to the bank!
This image inspired by John Oliver's show Last Week Tonight, as seen on HBO and Youtube. The specific portion can be seen here https://youtu.be/7y1xJAVZxXg
