April:*in the kitchen, preparing breakfast for herself, sits down just as Donnie comes in* Good morning, Donnie
Donnie: Good morning, April ^^
April: So, uh.. I heard you're...
Donnie:*blushing a little, rubbing the back of his head* >.> I figured you'd heard by now... yes, it's true
April: Huh.. I was wondering.. I know this sounds weird but.. does that mean you're going to have periods? I'm just asking in case I'd have to get you tamp-
Donnie: NO, no o///o' I mean, I do have something you could compare to that, but it's not a period... I just, eh... well, whenever I'm at the end of a cycle I have to lay a bunch of unfertilized underdeveloped e- *breaks off and goes wide-eyed when he sees what April's eating* D8 ........... *his face turns a mixture of blushing red and nauseous green*
April: ? *follows his eyes down at her breakfast-egg, just realizes that it's bigger and rounder than normal chicken eggs, covers her mouth and goes wide-eyed* 8I
Donnie:*runs to the bathroom*
April:*dashes out of the lair*
*a moment later*
Raph:*comes into the kitchen for breakfast, opens the fridge, notices the eggs* o___o ... -.- DONNIE? *leaves the kitchen to go look for Donnie* Donnie!! *hears barfing noises from the bathroom, about to go there*
Mikey: Morning Raph XD
Raph:*looks at Mikey, noticing his mischievous look* ... -.- did YOU put Donnie's eggs in the fridge?
Mikey: XD You gotta admit, it's a funny prank
Raph: It's NOT funny!! >8( Do you hear that? *motions towards the bathroom where the barfing noises come from*
Mikey: Pff, he's overreacting, that's all >.> it's not like I took any fertilized ones or like I cooked them or anything, he can just take them out and bury them like usual
Raph:*growls and pokes Mikey* Go and take them out, NOW, I'mma try to calm him down
Mikey: ok :I *goes to the kitchen, opens the fridge and takes the eggs out, notices that one's missing* Hm? *sees the half-eaten one on the kitchen table, gasps* D8 ... RAAAAPPPHHHH!!! *runs off back to Raph, pulls him away from the bathroom door* DON'T GO IN THERE!!
Raph: What the heck, Mikey? -.-
Mikey: IT'S A TRAP!! D8 Donnie's eaten his own turtle egg, now he wants to taste turtle meat, he's trying to lure you in there, HE'S A CANNIBAL!!
