FINALLY! I started this nearly 2 months ago, but I finally finished it! ...Almost. It's still missing a couple props, and a skeletal rig, but other than that, I'm pretty much finished.
So far, I used 682 tris, and 11 textures totaling 37.3 KB, with no texture exceeding 4 KB. This is well under my goal of 800 tris, and I should stay under this after the final touches.
Would you play a game with her in it? o3o
UPDATE: I have completely updated all pics with changes I made quite a while ago. I also included a closeup of Shane's ring and phone, and a not very good little animation I tried to make with "N64 quality".