I am a out-and-proud NERD. And there's one thing that Nerds do better than ANYONE else. In fact, it's the one thing that DEFINES a true nerd, compared to a pretender.
Lo, and it was said that when a fennec of diminutive size, but boundless NERDRAGE came forth, all purveyors of bad comics, stupid plots, and awful characters would tremble and fear. For she would bring her mighty righteousness down upon their stupid dumb heads and bring justice to the world! For she... would be the CHOSEN ONE!