1. No diving or running allowed. Floating and rubbing, however, are highly encouraged.
2. Lack of floating or rubbing is not allowed. In such an event, please consult and stick to the nearest Pokefloat.
3. Stretch and flex constantly, and take deep breaths. The smell of pooltoys is healthy. Nuzzle particularly to Pokefloat stomachs, cheeks, and paws.
4. Frowning, crying, or any sort of discomfort is not allowed by the pool. Any such displays will result in extra administration of nozzle inflation and paws.
5. Administration of nozzle inflation and paws may occur regardless of mood or state of well-being.
6. State of well-being must always be airy, floaty, and squeaky.
