Character Sheet for Xever Stormslayer
Character Description
Waffle is a Night Elf Druid. He never is in elf form and very rarely even uses his other forms.
Personality
Waffle is pretty lazy with very little motivation except the ladies, any kind and any faction. He used to be fairly driven to become stronger but once reaching the status of Elite he figures there's nothing else to shoot for. He's perverted and rather obnoxious showing almost no care for responsibilities and being an adult. When putting his mind to it however he can be extremely powerful especially when dealing with his friends. Waffle is also a bit of a commitment-phobe which is why he sticks with the "love 'em then leave 'em" strategy. That is until me meets a certain Night Elf who changes his world around. He is generally very calm but once in a great while he goes through a random and very dangerous fit of rage where he loses sight of his humanity and literally destroys everything in site. Once he breaks his episode he doesn't remember anything. Dwemple is able to wrangle him when he gets wild but there have been times where innocents have been slaughtered because of it.
Likes/Dislikes
Likes: Sleeping, hanging out with his friends, smashing the Horde, and having lots and lots of sex.
Dislikes: Horde, being cock-blocked
Background/History
Waffle was born and raised like all other Night Elves in Teldrassil right outside of the main city Darnassus. Having both parents being priests they tried to push Waffle into priesthood as well. However he wanted nothing to do with religion and whatnot that he grew to resent it and instead works on committing at least 1 sin a day. Sex, booze, and gambling is all part of his weekly if not daily rituals. He wants to make a point to have sex with just about every female in Azeroth. Although his best friend and cock blocker Dwemple feels otherwise.
Waffle is very close to Dwemple in a sister sort of fashion. Dwemple's sister Tesslah on the other hand is another story. Waffle cares for her as well but enjoys harassing her more than anything. Tesslah, with her bad attitude, acts like she can't stand Waffle but deep down she cares for him too.
Waffle's relationship with Dwemple really shows when he witnesses her die in a tragic battle and he was not able to save her. Even though he was beaten badly as well he carried her back home on his back. After her death Waffle went through a state of major depression where even hot women couldn't cure. All he did was travel alone, sulking and trying to repress what happened to his friend. While walking through Winterspring he noticed some hunters poaching some tigers. Waffle leapt into action but was unable to save any of them. That is until one of the cubs came out from hiding and ran towards his dead parents. Feeling sorry for the poor cub Waffle took him in and decided to take care of him. He named the cub Syrupstain and for a while it filled the void in his heart where Dwemple once was.
Years later Waffle comes across and Draenei Death Knight and after talking to and hanging out with her they both discover that it was Dwemple as a DK. Dwemple with her memory back was back with Waffle and her family again. Its a little awkward for everyone but she ended up being the same Dwemple that she always was.
A few years after that Waffle ends up running into a scatter brained Blood Elf named Scooterpoot and his friend Jazz. It turns out Scooterpoot (real name Zharis) got hit on the head and now has amnesia. Once a powerful warrior now a goofy spaz Waffle, Dwemple and Jazz team up to keep the Blood Elf from getting into any trouble with the rest of the alliance. When Zharis finally does regain his memory he lashes out at the sight of Waffle. They both fight until Jazz breaks them up and explains the situation to Zharis. Against his better judgment he lets Waffle and company be their friends. Now the four unlikely friends get in the most unusual of adventures together.
Relatives/Family
He has a mother and father that are both still living. They are both Priests. Waffle has no siblings.
World/Setting
Azeroth, mostly hangs around Darnassus or the Inn at Goldshire.
Body
Dark blue fur, light blue fur, and teal hair. Has a scar across his right eye and a large scar around his heart.
Clothing
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